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syntaxfunction posted:I love 3O can't resist sneaking in a lil point about how rich he is any time he can, despite not even having a dad that cares about him lol The touchscreen on my toaster tells me to enjoy my panini.
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Three Olives posted:The touchscreen on my toaster tells me to enjoy my panini. You don't put a panini in a toaster.
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Three Olives posted:The touchscreen on my toaster tells me to enjoy my panini. Unironic living the dream
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Poohs Packin posted:You don't put a panini in a toaster.  
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henry hoover is the only smart appliance i need in my life
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 I got mattress/bed spring ready to set up in my goonlair if wife ever kicks me out, way cooler than lame rear end couch
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anyone else feeling totally abandoned? This is childhood all over.
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Is your wife looking for a boyfriend op?
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Big dick, or small feet 
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Nooner posted:
How have you not converted this perfect space into a sex dungeon yet?
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secret room
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You should feel shame.
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who gets the smart toaster in the divorce
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kntfkr posted:who gets the smart toaster in the divorce The gayer one and it will be a huge fight.
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OP i thought of a way to save your marriage - just find a way to pay $1200 for dinner
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:henry hoover is the only smart appliance i need in my life Poohs Packin posted:You should feel shame.  I do not and will not. Our home is wonderful.
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"ALEXA, MAKE TOAST AND MOP THE KITCHENETTE!" "I'm having trouble connecting to the internet."
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kntfkr posted:"ALEXA, MAKE TOAST AND MOP THE KITCHENETTE!" Lol
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henry might not move about on his own, but he also doesn't judge you. he just does his job with a cheeky grin on his face and never complains. that roomba looking thing probably can't even suck up a sock without getting jammed pfft
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Alexa, fetch me a commoner so I may look upon them in disgust.
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im not even joking btw guys, henry hoovers are amazing. indestructible and incredible suction.
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Three Olives posted:
because it is a robot vacuum, i named my roomba 'robo-cuum'
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:im not even joking btw guys, henry hoovers are amazing. indestructible and incredible suction. naSTY rear end vacuum fucker
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Oh no, op. Did she read your thread about the college girls at the club?
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kntfkr posted:naSTY rear end vacuum fucker 
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Three Olives posted:
No no. Not shame for owning a mid tier robot vacuum consumer electronics and a $400 toaster. You should feel shame for never missing an opportunity to broadcast the fact to strangers on the internet.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:im not even joking btw guys, henry hoovers are amazing. indestructible and incredible suction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EMGmv0FqM
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OP I'll be your new wife. Now, the only issue I can see popping up is that I've become accustomed to a certain lifestyle and expect my husband provide for that lifestyle.
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OH HELL NO
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Bloopsy posted:OP got caught watching deepfake porn videos of twitch streamers. Not much more to the story than that, really. lol
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someone already guessed you dissed your wife for pooping somewhere/somehow, so I'm gonna guess that you offended your wife by dissing your waitress and talking about not tipping her (because she had the gall to go the bathroom instead of make sure you got your food/water timely)
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🖕🖕🖕🖕
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Ops wife is mad that he spent the honeymoon money on wow gold
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OP: "yeah I'll have uhh... Alright lets go with the 290 mcdoubles and a medium fry. oh did you want anything hun?"
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OP house sitting for his grandparents
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OP actually ordered a $1,200 gimmicky gold covered steak to share and made her pay for half. Well, half plus tip. He argued that tips were optional in some parts of the world so and was just trying to be worldly.
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not my problem
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buttslave posted:not my problem
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protodependency posted:Bitch I don't sleep on the couch are you sleeping on the floor in a daycare? what's up with the safety flooring?
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