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cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FTtIbkTWTY

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crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Orange Devil posted:

New Year with Chinese characteristics.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

tag ur self im hong kong

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




crepeface posted:

tag ur self im hong kong

zang!

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

crepeface posted:

tag ur self im hong kong

hmm so china is hybrid

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009


turns out the weather balloon was just an alien

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

you can't shoot it anyway, it's only a projection. the real threat is disguised as its shadow, which is an ultra-thin space supported by an inwardly-drected AT field

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




perfect opportunity to shoot something with a laser imho. biden letting me down.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
Avatar blanked by Admin request.
NHK released a 10 year anniversary documentary about the 3/11 tsunami covering 3 days of archival footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ3iwPb7_z8

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao what risks are there with shooting down a balloon. just say that its because you dont want china and russia to start shooting down our "weather balloons"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1621283993072156674?s=20

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Filipino Activists Protest Deal Granting Greater U.S. Military Access to Bases



quote:

The Biden administration has reached an agreement with the Philippines to give the United States access to four more military bases in the former U.S. colony. This will allow the U.S. greater access to the South China Sea and Taiwan as tensions rise between Washington and Beijing. The deal was announced after U.S. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin met Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos Jr. in Manila. Marcos is the son of the former dictator of the same name who was a close U.S. ally.

Filipino activists held a protest outside the military camp where Austin and Marcos met. This is former lawmaker and activist Teddy Casiño.

Teddy Casiño: “Filipinos do not need additional American troops and facilities in the country. It will only serve to increase the tensions in the South China Sea and the Taiwan Strait. And deploying additional facilities and troops in the Philippines will drag the country into the conflict, which is between China and the United States.”

https://twitter.com/ABSCBNNews/status/1621008168032800768

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao what risks are there with shooting down a balloon. just say that its because you dont want china and russia to start shooting down our "weather balloons"

risk of shooting it down and turning out it isn't from china

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Raskolnikov38 posted:

lmao what risks are there with shooting down a balloon. just say that its because you dont want china and russia to start shooting down our "weather balloons"

they’re practically in space. launching ballistic missile strikes inside u.s. airspace is maybe not a great idea.

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
incredible things are happening in china

https://twitter.com/HowThingsWork_/status/1617863634146983937

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Antonymous posted:

turns out the weather balloon was just an alien

I've seen this movie

You fight balloons with balloons

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I've seen this movie

You fight balloons with balloons

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i'm rooting for the balloon. brave the wind!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yMOpiWTkrY

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Can't fool me. That is an alien ufo

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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Mr Hootington posted:

Can't fool me. That is an alien ufo

im remembered experiencing some phantom pain

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/jeff_kaye/status/1621240697360900098?s=46&t=U0Z4czFdVcXzIjjvOoZllA

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
^ is that a 👁️ situation?

unrelated:

https://twitter.com/0Proletariat2/status/1621165813272309761?s=20

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
lol https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/131117783/government-officials-unconcerned-after-probing-claims-of-chinese-police-station-in-nz

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


i wish i could renew my drivers license while overseas

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Mr Hootington posted:

Can't fool me. That is an alien ufo

no they know it's from china because it says made in china on the box

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1621478660568915968

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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Also NYT: why is everyone legally bypassing anti-russia sanctions

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there

mawarannahr posted:

it's cool that turkey's redder than Ukraine but also banned fewer parties and had a more inclusive language policy last year

dontchaknow that there's nothing more democratic than banning parties? The Germans think so, so it must be true!

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
There was a Twitter thread I can't find but balloons are tough to shoot down weirdly. A rogue weather balloon had a thousand rounds put into it and it just leaked and came down three days later.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
Avatar blanked by Admin request.
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1621510326176079876

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
does the upper athmosphere even have high enough oxygen concentration to combust hydrogen anyway? or are those helium balloons?

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




apparently the spy balloon just contained a smartphone loaded with the tik tok app

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Maybe I'm naive but I just assumed this thing was a weather ballon and the hooting about spy ballons is being driven by an insane war aparatus in a dying empire that feels the need to rachet up fear at every turn

KomradeX has issued a correction as of 15:54 on Feb 3, 2023

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Does the balloon stay within the attitude of US airspace and not quite high enough to be in the low orbit?

How come people are taking photo of this balloon, how freaking big is it?

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

KomradeX posted:

Maybe I'm naive but I just assumed this thing was a weather ballon and the hooting abkut spy ballons is being driven by an insane war aparatus in a dying empire that feels the need to rachet up fear at every turn

it is and the half-hearted retractions later are not even going to show up in the top 5 pages of Google results for this story so people will continue to reference the Fact of the Chinese spy balloon with Prof D. Vox-approved sources in the future

see also: the tanks rolling into Henan during the bank protests

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

KomradeX posted:

Maybe I'm naive but I just assumed this thing was a weather ballon and the hooting abkut spy ballons is being driven by an insane war aparatus in a dying empire that feels the need to rachet up fear at every turn

you'd think that something that's literally the least stealthy thing in the sky wouldn't exactly qualify for the "spy" moniker, but here we are

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
“This balloon surveillance mission really demonstrates that even when Xi is trying to improve the tone of the relationship and the rhetoric softens,” Mr. Thompson said of China’s top leader, Xi Jinping, “there is no interest on Beijing’s part to act with restraint or amend its behavior in ways that actually contribute to genuinely improving the condition of the relationship.”

After the Chinese Foreign Ministry issued its explanation, Mr. Thompson said: “I don’t think the statement changes the facts or the violation of U.S. airspace. At best, it is irresponsible.”

it’s a spy balloon regardless of the facts lol

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




KomradeX posted:

Maybe I'm naive but I just assumed this thing was a weather ballon and the hooting about spy ballons is being driven by an insane war aparatus in a dying empire that feels the need to rachet up fear at every turn

I don't even pay attention to this stuff much, but sinophobia must be off the charts lately if even I'm noticing it.

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KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

eSports Chaebol posted:

it is and the half-hearted retractions later are not even going to show up in the top 5 pages of Google results for this story so people will continue to reference the Fact of the Chinese spy balloon with Prof D. Vox-approved sources in the future

see also: the tanks rolling into Henan during the bank protests

Will theyneven bother retracting it? The media's default position is that everything Offical Enemies tm say are lies. Even though even thinking about it for even a moment would show how stupidly useless a spy ballon is

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