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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

King Bahamut posted:

quick question isn’t that how shibata ended up needing brain removal surgery

Pro wrestlers are very stupid

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Rarity posted:

Pro wrestlers are very stupid

At least Watase has that Masato Tanaka gene where his head is thick enough to tank headshots, Hartley Jackson is just Australian so thought it was a good idea

King Bahamut posted:

quick question isn’t that how shibata ended up needing brain removal surgery

Shibata also took the added step of intentionally dehydrating himself before his 35 minute main event so his abs would look more shredded. Not a very smart man

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Abs looked good though

arsenicCatnip
Dec 23, 2022

:33< i KNOW, i was speaking metafurrikitty :33



SG Bamboo posted:

Shibata also took the added step of intentionally dehydrating himself before his 35 minute main event so his abs would look more shredded. Not a very smart man

I had not heard this part of it before, what a lunatic. There's an alternate reality where his wrestling career deviants slightly and he becomes Japanese necro butcher

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I have to respect the dedication down by legitimately headbutting each other, but I really hate to see it.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

I love to see it

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



https://twitter.com/bjpenndotcom/status/1621621477333155840

...what

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/1620630956695777283?s=19

he's right.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
The groomer did not tidy up his Grinch feet

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
What about hands?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Barry Bluejeans posted:

The groomer did not tidy up his Grinch feet

Someone watches Girl with the Dogs

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Yep, she's the best. Makes not being able to have a pup of my own a little easier.

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Yep, she's the best. Makes not being able to have a pup of my own a little easier.

Very the same.

I've also been watching Sheep Dog trials and other dog sports, it's methadone for Dog Ownership.

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://twitter.com/T_A_HIROSHI/status/1621794408135028738

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Omos has been waiting for the chance to bust out 15 cravate variations

https://twitter.com/MengsMullet/status/1621894210940030977

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

SG Bamboo posted:

Omos has been waiting for the chance to bust out 15 cravate variations

https://twitter.com/MengsMullet/status/1621894210940030977

that would be sick tho. A giant tall dude that never goes to his knees out grappling you would be like getting whipped by a telephone pole. Absolute spectacle.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

SG Bamboo posted:

Omos has been waiting for the chance to bust out 15 cravate variations

https://twitter.com/MengsMullet/status/1621894210940030977

If he puts an opponent standing on the middle rope and locks in a cravate, a tiny subset of fans will be thrilled

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Omos moonsault when?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Gonzo McFee posted:

Omos moonsault when?

Someone post WWE2K clips.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Omosexuals stay winning

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/purowave/status/1621665908199399424?t=vHGalfcylZisdSLPHNBr2w&s=19

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i hope omos is talking about gaining 100 lbs. that is the most kick rear end thing that can happen

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/mandalhuber/status/1622258138064773122?s=46&t=-5tliwWQtjFAJr2Apm2ofA

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


God this loving kills me every time. That had to have hurt so bad.

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


Jiro posted:

Someone watches Girl with the Dogs

A thread about wrestlers being idiots on social media was the last place I expected to see a Girl with the Dogs reference, but it owns.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Ganso Bomb posted:

God this loving kills me every time. That had to have hurt so bad.

I have no idea how one could perform that move without shattering their tailbone.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

CombineThresher posted:

I have no idea how one could perform that move without shattering their tailbone.

bull nakano had 5 cage matches and as far as i know has done the leg drop from the top in almost all of them.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

KungFu Grip posted:

bull nakano had 5 cage matches and as far as i know has done the leg drop from the top in almost all of them.

That explains why she's in a different corner than I remember. Only thought she did it once

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Nobody with a true pro wrestler’s spirit would ever only do that spot once after surviving the first time

Rarity posted:

Pro wrestlers are very stupid

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Barry Bluejeans posted:

Yep, she's the best. Makes not being able to have a pup of my own a little easier.

My dog was on an episode. AMA.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Also that was around the time Bull was apparently heavily into drugs so that probably also explains the pain tolerance

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Hasn't Matt Hardy done the leg drop from the top of a cage multiple times too?

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Jordynne Grace got jacked as hell for a bodybuilding competition

https://twitter.com/jordynnegrace/status/1622341129583697920?s=46&t=znmgwuZtlh6EB1-1akaLsg

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Rossy wins again

https://twitter.com/BrandonThurston/status/1622416136842235905

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

Gaz-L posted:

Hasn't Matt Hardy done the leg drop from the top of a cage multiple times too?

Through tables too, if I'm not mistaken. I'm not sure if that's better or worse with respect to falling distance vs hardness.

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

the wheezing tho

https://twitter.com/virdee_tanvir/status/1622329410094354438?s=46&t=JbecR25F_4DiEx_ceJ5hOw

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Writer Cath posted:

My dog was on an episode. AMA.

Which episode was yours? How you were approached about having your dog on the show?

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Writer Cath posted:

My dog was on an episode. AMA.

What’s your dogs opinion of TRENCH?

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Gaz-L posted:

Hasn't Matt Hardy done the leg drop from the top of a cage multiple times too?

Yes, and he can barely move now. I guess Bull being coked up might explain why she did it so much, and probably Matt too.

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Sandman McMahon posted:

What’s your dogs opinion of TRENCH?

"bark"

Edit for content:
Kurt used to have that Darby energy for real

https://twitter.com/TheEnemiesPE3/status/1622595760750575616

Shard fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Feb 6, 2023

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