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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
Ziyech is only at Chelsea due to a paper work muck up, but he starts tonight.

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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
For the sake of saying I Told You This Would Happen later, my prediction is that Chelsea's next four games will consist of three complete shitshows and a 7-0 win.

Will it be today that all the new players magically click into place? Or will Mudryk be sent off for an on-field racism? Or will Fernandez tear his ACL? Who can say?!?!

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lol havertz

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Kai Shatverts

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
30 minutes of dross (NOT THE TITLE OF MY SEX TAPE)

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Nobody would be confusing a 30 minute recording for your sex tape

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Chelsea a mixed bag. Enzo looks great so far, Mudryk looks loving RAPID, Thiago Silva is an inspiration for anyone feeling like they're old. Gallagher has two brain cells, Mount is regressing & Kai is asleep

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Thanks Ants posted:

Nobody would be confusing a 30 minute recording for your sex tape

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Mount has spent more time rolling on the floor than doing anything useful, and Gallagher is just not good enough for this level.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Mudryk is quick but there's something there that screams "massive injury before he really makes an impact"

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Lmao Havertz

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Shite Havertz

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
he's so bad

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
gallagher is an awful player

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Sounds like chelsea just needed a couple more signings. Sack the board

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Thanks Ants posted:

Mudryk is quick but there's something there that screams "massive injury before he really makes an impact"

This is a little prophetic

though I think they're just managing his minutes

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/Gideoomatic/status/1621613065148956679?s=20

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


If he improved his finishing alone he'd be unstoppable

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Fotmob says it was an injury for Mudryk on the match facts but then says hooked at halftime for a lackluster display on the ticker... I can believe that he seemed anonymous, but was he hurt? I had to mute the game when they said whatever.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

sterling more like loling

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

T Bowl posted:

Fotmob says it was an injury for Mudryk on the match facts but then says hooked at halftime for a lackluster display on the ticker... I can believe that he seemed anonymous, but was he hurt? I had to mute the game when they said whatever.

oh

https://twitter.com/Squawka/status/1621615312306147330

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Shame he didn't get to excel under Arteta's system, oh well, he can go out on loan in a couple years

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Thanks Ants posted:

Shame he didn't get to excel under Arteta's system, oh well, he can go out on loan in a couple years

Yeah, he was totally isolated... that wouldn't be happening if he had joined Arsenal.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lmao

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


lmao havertz asking what the gently caress

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
This really begs the question of how much money does a team have to spend to score at home against Fulham and is humanity in its current state capable of expressing the number?

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
fulham extra time winner please, thanks

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
and i guess the plan is to let aubameyang rot in the reserves now? lol

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


How many players signed to play under Potter will have several years left on their contract by the time Potter is no longer their manager

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
Graham Bottler imo

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Should have stayed at Brighton where people were tricked into thinking he was responsible for them being good

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
on the bright side, Chelsea finally made Willian look good

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


For every howler in a match, Leno has to have an equally good moment

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Larry Cum Free posted:

Graham Bottler imo

lol

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Well, that was fairly boring.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Gonna do a big lol tomorrow when Dyche's Everton get three points from Arsenal

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Frankston posted:

Gonna do a big lol tomorrow when Dyche's Everton get three points from Arsenal

No chance

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
https://twitter.com/TrollFootball/status/1621628069311287296

Lex Neville
Apr 15, 2009

Thanks Ants posted:

How many players signed to play under Potter will have several years left on their contract by the time Potter is no longer their manager

the collective years on the contracts of players signed in one window under potter is a number far exceeding his age. in fact, if he were to sign no more players from here on out and serve out his own contract expiring in june 2027, that'd still be true

granted, i suppose this is boehly's doing more than anyone else, but it's a crazy stat anyhow

Lex Neville fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Feb 3, 2023

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


From the BBC:

Graham Potter has won 20 points in his first 15 Premier League games with Chelsea.

Only Glenn Hoddle (13) and Gianluca Vialli (19) picked up fewer in their first 15 in charge of the Blues.

lol

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