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Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh this 8 kid case got continued to Monday. Good luck to the main court since that's 5 initial dependency hearings when we're limited to 3 per court usually (main and regional).

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/CCCeceliaaa/status/1620861055558881280

gonna kill someone in the quest for twitter likes

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
I’m up at the cabin and our crazy rear end neighbor came over and was just telling us how the egg shortage is because they figured out that eggs reverse the effects of the vaccine in case y’all were wondering what I’m up to

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/CCCeceliaaa/status/1620861055558881280

gonna kill someone in the quest for twitter likes

That's northbound on the golden gate bridge, which has extremely narrow lanes and no shoulders and even a slight swerve can cause a pileup. Max speed is 45 but people speed a lot.

Like not being ready to e-brake in your autopilot tesla is dumb as gently caress everywhere, but that's a particularly stupid place to gently caress around.

It looks like they seatbelted themself to the cat, so in a hard braking situation they're going to crush the cat with their body weight. Ughhhh.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Joey Freshwater posted:

I’m up at the cabin and our crazy rear end neighbor came over and was just telling us how the egg shortage is because they figured out that eggs reverse the effects of the vaccine in case y’all were wondering what I’m up to

Sounds legit.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Joey Freshwater posted:

I’m up at the cabin and our crazy rear end neighbor came over and was just telling us how the egg shortage is because they figured out that eggs reverse the effects of the vaccine in case y’all were wondering what I’m up to

How do they have to be cooked to for this to happen? Or do you just have to Rocky them down raw?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Joey Freshwater posted:

I’m up at the cabin and our crazy rear end neighbor came over and was just telling us how the egg shortage is because they figured out that eggs reverse the effects of the vaccine in case y’all were wondering what I’m up to

My next door neighbor at my cabin came over at 9am on the 4th of July and knocked on my door and said "AYY I made this homemade bomb but I've been drinking since 6 and I'm scared to light it, you should do it"

and I said let me get my flipflops hold on

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

kiimo posted:

My next door neighbor at my cabin came over at 9am on the 4th of July and knocked on my door and said "AYY I made this homemade bomb but I've been drinking since 6 and I'm scared to light it, you should do it"

and I said let me get my flipflops hold on

This gives me like 3 free "Florida Man" passes

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Joey Freshwater posted:

I’m up at the cabin and our crazy rear end neighbor came over and was just telling us how the egg shortage is because they figured out that eggs reverse the effects of the vaccine in case y’all were wondering what I’m up to

That sounds like an eggselent neighbour.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Dango Bango posted:

How do they have to be cooked to for this to happen? Or do you just have to Rocky them down raw?

I sat there in shocked silence but god drat I wish I’d thought to ask

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Dango Bango posted:

How do they have to be cooked to for this to happen? Or do you just have to Rocky them down raw?

You have to hard boil them and hoover them down by the dozen like the Sumo guy from The Replacements

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

Dango Bango posted:

How do they have to be cooked to for this to happen? Or do you just have to Rocky them down raw?

Maybe you have to rub them all over your body like one ad I got about rubbing your feet with cut onions to remove toxins?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
You're just remembering a line from Boomerang :v:

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Something very unusual happening at Mt Washington in New Hampshire. The polar vortex going over them is so strong, it has dragged the top of the troposphere - the first layer of the atmosphere where all the weather is - below the observatory on the top of the mountain. The air is still breathable, but if you went outside you’d be exposed to basically the jet stream.

https://twitter.com/forecaster25/status/1621598650022363142

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Intruder posted:

You have to hard boil them and hoover them down by the dozen like the Sumo guy from The Replacements

Swallow them whole including shells.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

dirty shrimp money posted:

Something very unusual happening at Mt Washington in New Hampshire. The polar vortex going over them is so strong, it has dragged the top of the troposphere - the first layer of the atmosphere where all the weather is - below the observatory on the top of the mountain. The air is still breathable, but if you went outside you’d be exposed to basically the jet stream.

https://twitter.com/forecaster25/status/1621598650022363142



I'm sure some guy from Boston is outside in shorts wondering what all the fuss is about.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

dirty shrimp money posted:

Something very unusual happening at Mt Washington in New Hampshire. The polar vortex going over them is so strong, it has dragged the top of the troposphere - the first layer of the atmosphere where all the weather is - below the observatory on the top of the mountain. The air is still breathable, but if you went outside you’d be exposed to basically the jet stream.

https://twitter.com/forecaster25/status/1621598650022363142

how about -107

https://twitter.com/capitalweather/status/1621654901582434304

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
lol holy poo poo

"Thanks to the people of Pompeii we learned a lot about Romans. We learned they all had grey skin, were bald, and spent a lot of time laying around their shockingly dusty houses"

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Hi this is cute as hell



Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

BlindSite posted:

Swallow them whole including shells.

When you're done vomit up a ball that's just compressed shells like an owl

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer


😭😭😭

e:


Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Feb 4, 2023

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Intruder posted:

You have to hard boil them and hoover them down by the dozen like the Sumo guy from The Replacements

Smashmouth will outlive us all

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

dirty shrimp money posted:

Something very unusual happening at Mt Washington in New Hampshire. The polar vortex going over them is so strong, it has dragged the top of the troposphere - the first layer of the atmosphere where all the weather is - below the observatory on the top of the mountain. The air is still breathable, but if you went outside you’d be exposed to basically the jet stream.

https://twitter.com/forecaster25/status/1621598650022363142

I played the video and it caused me to do one of those cackling laughs you do when something is actually kinda terrifying

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Freaquency posted:

I played the video and it caused me to do one of those cackling laughs you do when something is actually kinda terrifying

It doesn’t even look real. It looks like one of those atomic bomb test videos

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Lol oh he edited it

https://twitter.com/forecaster25/status/1621598653910499329?s=46&t=cCMLhcGtxMzzxsGfBb6Aiw

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
So Yakuza 0 predicted how this is gonna go:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1621578680735506433

Right now there's some NY mafia kid who's superhumanly strong getting framed for murder

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Shinji2015 posted:

So Yakuza 0 predicted how this is gonna go:

Right now there's some NY mafia kid who's superhumanly strong getting framed for murder

God I really need to pick it back up again.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

LeeMajors posted:

God I really need to pick it back up again.

I beat it earlier this year and went straight into Kiwami 2, and now I'm taking a break from that lol

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

There’s a animated dc movie on hbo called Superman: Red Son and the first two-thirds is rad and shockingly pro communism. Communist Superman is a great mental image.

Superman kills Stalin lol

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Vice has a series about sex and porn before the internet and it's really great at reminding about stuff that felt ubiquitous when I was a kid or teen that's not really around now, or at least isn't around in the same way. The first episode was about phone sex lines and now I'm watching one about the AVN awards and there's a weird sense of nostalgia in it for me. Lmao that the AVN awards brought out a Bill Clinton impersonator though.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I love nachos.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

The fast food sub forum made me crave Jack in the Box tacos whilst baked and got some egg rolls, I loving love egg rolls

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Vice has a series about sex and porn before the internet and it's really great at reminding about stuff that felt ubiquitous when I was a kid or teen that's not really around now, or at least isn't around in the same way. The first episode was about phone sex lines and now I'm watching one about the AVN awards and there's a weird sense of nostalgia in it for me. Lmao that the AVN awards brought out a Bill Clinton impersonator though.

Is there an episode leaving magazines in the woods that teens would find?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

bobjr posted:

Is there an episode leaving magazines in the woods that teens would find?

I was just about to ask that same question.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.

bobjr posted:

Is there an episode leaving magazines in the woods that teens would find?

Not yet but they've covered Tracy Lords and a British sex tape that I have no idea how people could find erotic. Next week is HBO's Real Sex.

As for me, I found my dad's porn magazines in his room at my grandma's house during a sleep over and showed them to my friends. I thought I'd put them back but clearly I didn't so a good job since grandma found them and burned them. At the time both of us were recovering from serious leg and foot injuries so it probably made the whole process worse for my dad. He did essentially confiscate my Super Nintendo after he and my grandma fought about his porn and played Doom constantly. I am also pretty sure one of his toes fell off in the carpet in the TV room right after too but no one on the family will confirm if my memory is right about that or not.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Ornery and Hornery posted:

There’s a animated dc movie on hbo called Superman: Red Son and the first two-thirds is rad and shockingly pro communism. Communist Superman is a great mental image.

Superman kills Stalin lol

The comic it's based on is pretty cool too.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Android Apocalypse posted:

The comic it's based on is pretty cool too.

a mark millar comic so good that people are convinced it was ghostwritten by grant morrison lol

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Tulalip Tulips posted:

Not yet but they've covered Tracy Lords and a British sex tape that I have no idea how people could find erotic. Next week is HBO's Real Sex.

As for me, I found my dad's porn magazines in his room at my grandma's house during a sleep over and showed them to my friends. I thought I'd put them back but clearly I didn't so a good job since grandma found them and burned them. At the time both of us were recovering from serious leg and foot injuries so it probably made the whole process worse for my dad. He did essentially confiscate my Super Nintendo after he and my grandma fought about his porn and played Doom constantly. I am also pretty sure one of his toes fell off in the carpet in the TV room right after too but no one on the family will confirm if my memory is right about that or not.

Lady you are a whirlwind of interesting

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Alaois posted:

a mark millar comic so good that people are convinced it was ghostwritten by grant morrison lol

I don't think they ghost wrote it, but I do believe the rumors that he came up with the ending.

I am curious what exactly caused their falling out.

Grant Morrison on Mark Millar posted:

He still lives in Glasgow, is there a chance of bumping into him?
There’s a very good chance of running into him, and I hope I’m going 100 miles an hour when it happens.

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

Silly Burrito posted:

I'm sure some guy from Boston is outside in shorts wondering what all the fuss is about.

I'm in Boston and my roommate has a weird nerve condition where he can't feel cold. I had to warn him. "Hey man, did you check the weather, you need to wear more than a hoodie"

He has gotten frostbite before from not knowing

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