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crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Centrist Committee posted:

apparently a third balloon was shot down near the pentagon???

lmfao i love balloon

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crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008


Gresh posted:

Can you imagine a 3rd balloon?

The balloons are stealing our Wifi for bitcoin miners

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
how will the asia thread respond to this


don't we want a peace between the west and the east

mawarannahr posted:

RFA: At the World Economic Forum in January, Chinese Vice-Premier Liu He stated that the West should abandon its Cold War mentality and that China is now open for business. He also held a separate meeting with U.S. Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen and invited her to visit the country. There is a lot of excitement on Wall Street with many corporations looking to invest in China now that the COVID lockdowns are over. [...]

we've seen how the united states deals with "declining" threats (russia), but this little balloon affair gives us insight as to how the americans tackle an "ascending" power (the PRC)

Hubbert has issued a correction as of 08:21 on Feb 4, 2023

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Paging FF to give us the deets on the Canadian military trying to shoot down a weather balloon

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
i figured this balloon thing was so absurd that even the absolute brain geniuses in the other thread would mock it but lmao:

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China sent a spy balloon to fly across the US? What were they thinking?

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They do use satellites. Which makes it all the more likely this is just a stunt designed to flip the bird and try to cause embarrassment and annoyance. Given the faux outrage from Trumpland, I'd say it worked.

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If this was really an oopsie, China would probably have let the Canadian and US governments know ahead of time instead of waiting for someone to notice and call them on it.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
SYQs are only banned from the ukraine/russia thread right

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1621323329721487360?t=B54b79RsXfdqf89JX7UFjg&s=19

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

crepeface posted:

SYQs are only banned from the ukraine/russia thread right

technically but i think the current moderation atmosphere is pretty hostile toward them considering the bans/permas that get handed out


those look like pretty much every reddit comment about the balloons though so you're probably fine

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

hopefully she sent the weather balloon to canada to destroy linus

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1621329302691418113?s=20

why does russia not simply blanket ukraine with invincible balloons to decimate azov from the air with impunity

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

*Surveils with U2s, Blackbirds, and UAVs*
"Hehe super cool spy stuff. This is awesome, we rule the skies!"

*balloon floats over border*
"How loving dare they!? This is an international incident!"
Lmao

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

again, china has real 360 no scope snipers on their social media team

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
i wish everyone who is freaking out about this baloon can ask their final two braincells why would america make a big fuss about this when they caught the balloon iver alaska and couldve shot it down then and then what possible advantage china would have to use this balloon to spy instead of their very advanced sattelite and tiktok tech

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
can i have the balon when china is done peeping

i got an idea

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/RnaudBertrand/status/1621534565117599745

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
"Nice security arrangement you've got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it"

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
i wouldnt be afraid if i were japans PM america isnt as smart as a single japanese person with a battery and PVC piping

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Centrist Committee posted:

apparently a third balloon was shot down near the pentagon???

lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

crepeface posted:

SYQs are only banned from the ukraine/russia thread right

i don’t mind them here op

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
thank

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Al-Saqr posted:

i wouldnt be afraid if i were japans PM america isnt as smart as a single japanese person with a battery and PVC piping

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010
Broke: China is evil because it's an ethnonationalist state
Woke: China is good because it's a multiethnic society
Bespoke: China is evil because it opposes ethnonationalism

https://twitter.com/BadSocialisms/status/1620311865594363904?s=20&t=F3fp3723OY8qVlnZRw--0w

Zedhe Khoja
Nov 10, 2017

sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna

crepeface posted:

i figured this balloon thing was so absurd that even the absolute brain geniuses in the other thread would mock it but lmao:

the plane pervert has has been knocking it out of the park lately. permanent hysteria over every designated american enemy in every foreign policy thread

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

I kinda wish the balloons were 99 and red. Also the fact that you have to explain helium is non-flammable to calm the dumbest "shot it, it will explode" people is :discourse:.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
lol even wapo and the pentagon is admitting it's nothing

https://twitter.com/RnaudBertrand/status/1621753872040726537?s=20

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Genetrix

"Between 10 January and 6 February 1956, [Ue sent] a total of 516 high-altitude vehicles were launched from the five different launch sites Gardermoen, Norway; Evanton, Scotland; Oberpfaffenhofen and Giebelstadt, West Germany; and Incirlik, Turkey;[4][5] 54 were recovered and only 31 provided usable photographs"

(This is the pre-U2 project)

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

crepeface posted:

lol even wapo and the pentagon is admitting it's nothing

https://twitter.com/RnaudBertrand/status/1621753872040726537?s=20
"Also if we started shooting down scientific balloons, we would kinda look like paranoid racist clowns. Even more than usual."

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Alkonis is the soldier who drove into a parking lot and killed two people, right? Didn't he get a 3-years sentence, a light sentence for two dead people by Japanese standard? How generous of Lee to offer to forget anything ever happened.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

nuke the balloon

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
https://twitter.com/JChengWSJ/status/1621811047957929990?t=PwtTrdarBluMBmHqjpxoJQ&s=19

So there have been rumor of Xi going to visit Russia (from Russian media)

I think this is going to be the play between China and US in the next few months. Basically Beijing threatens Xi will meet Putin if Kevin McCarthy visits Taiwan (in April)

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

NORAD has found balloons labeled 1,2 and 4 but is still searching for Balloon 3. More details to follow….

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


stephenthinkpad posted:

https://twitter.com/JChengWSJ/status/1621811047957929990?t=PwtTrdarBluMBmHqjpxoJQ&s=19

So there have been rumor of Xi going to visit Russia (from Russian media)

I think this is going to be the play between China and US in the next few months. Basically Beijing threatens Xi will meet Putin if Kevin McCarthy visits Taiwan (in April)

Russia has all the natural resources, China has the industry/technology. A match made in heaven.

Now lets push these two into each other's arms through Taiwan and Ukraine.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

The whole "it's a spy balloon but we won't shoot it down because of collateral damage" line is so loving stupid. If the US government genuinely thought it was a Chinese spy balloon and that shooting it down would kill over a million people they'd do it twice just to be sure.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


hate to spoil the fun but the real mike lee is @senmikelee not @basedmikelee

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

is pepsi ok posted:

hate to spoil the fun but the real mike lee is @senmikelee not @basedmikelee

the real mike lee just has a pinned video stating it https://twitter.com/SenMikeLee/status/1621291614365704194?s=20&t=qKtzL_B-LxdWHLaPj76ZZQ

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
lmfao

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Angry about a SOFA

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Is there a Chinese balloon newsletter?

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

lmao nevermind then

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