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Barry Bluejeans posted:At my local they call that a chlamydia macchiato “The clap” is gonorrhœa.
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I'm devastated that I'll probably die before knowing the sound of 700 pounds of acorns slowly spilling out of a tiny hole in a wall.
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Lady Disdain posted:I'm devastated that I'll probably die before knowing the sound of 700 pounds of acorns slowly spilling out of a tiny hole in a wall. Be the change you want to see in the world.
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Lady Disdain posted:I'm devastated that I'll probably die before knowing the sound of 700 pounds of acorns slowly spilling out of a tiny hole in a wall. probably close to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZkAP-CQlhA
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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1621578680735506433?t=oWP6Ykdz1JTKUcRxvMnvYA&s=19 Good news, everyone, the best Yakuza game is real.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Why would the union care about dildoing my coffee Gotta let the union dildo guy do it
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Lobok posted:If only he had taken some Viagra. Designed specifically for men to take before sex to prevent choking. He’d have a stiff neck Badumtish
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It's like Mike Milligan's fate at the end of Fargo S2 en masse
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I was impressed until I read the article. It's only 118 pages long, yet it took him 20 years. Also, if these 118 pages contain "every living creature," the current mass extinction event is a hell of a lot worse than I thought. Boo this man.
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freeedr posted:He did just under six pages per year, cataloguing the literally dozens of animals that exist There is an outrageous paucity of beetle entries. Maybe even a dearth!
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“The answer? ENEMAS,” the noted doctor went on to say.
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Lady Disdain posted:I've been addicted to pie for decades and my boobs have never so much as fizzled. My boobs propelled a steel lid to several times escape velocity
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