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I went to Sam’s Club once and got gonorrhea. What a savings.
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Feb 3, 2023 02:08
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ShowTime posted:Whoa. Wisconsin GRADE A cheese. That's quality stuff. Just 1 tier below Wisconsin GRADE AA cheese. That's almost the highest tier Wisconsin cheese you can get. In Wisconsin you can get a ticket for driving and your BAC is UNDER the limit.
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Feb 3, 2023 02:08
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you need to take a shot of vodka just to start the car
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Feb 3, 2023 02:11
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Leaving Costco: the person that scans your poo poo on the way out (do they all have that?) looks at your stuff for like 5 seconds, scans your receipt "have a nice day" and youre out. Leaving Sam's Club: huge line to leave even though its not busy; they go through all of every customers carts like they are criminals (several are, and get sent back to the registers to pay for their poo poo they didnt pay for), it takes forever and oh yeah its Sams Club so what the gently caress did you just buy, a bunch of gas station snack food in bulk probably?
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Feb 3, 2023 02:12
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Lol
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Feb 3, 2023 02:13
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Pennywise the Frown posted:No. Not the spread cheese I get. It's cheese with some stuff to soften it. same Ingredients: Sharp Cheddar cheese, cream, whey, water, scorbic acid as a preservative, citric acid, salt, guar gum to stabilize.
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numberoneposter posted:you need to take a shot of vodka just to start the car thank you for fixing your AV i appreciate you.
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Feb 3, 2023 02:14
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sams club pizza pretzel with a mtn dew berry monsoon = grade A costco gas station hot dog with mug root beer? LOL
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Feb 3, 2023 02:33
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Wendigee posted:same Ftfy losedigee
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Feb 3, 2023 02:36
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Haverchuck posted:Leaving Costco: the person that scans your poo poo on the way out (do they all have that?) looks at your stuff for like 5 seconds, scans your receipt "have a nice day" and youre out. The person at Costco spends more time drawing a smiley face on the back of my receipt for my kid than actually looking at my cart contents.
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Feb 3, 2023 03:07
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if this is your first nighty at sam's club..... you have to sam
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Feb 3, 2023 03:08
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I have a free Sam's Club membership through my work for some reason. Still pay for my Costco card every year instead.
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Feb 3, 2023 03:09
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https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsTuD4w/
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Feb 3, 2023 03:15
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I think cops are cool and bernie was destined to lose
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Smugworth posted:In Wisconsin you can get a ticket for driving and your BAC is UNDER the limit. In Wisconsin you can get a ticket for driving and your BAC is OVER the limit. Really. If it's your first time or so you get a ticket. We have very seriously ingrained problems here.
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Feb 3, 2023 04:27
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Wendigee posted:What a retard lol. Hello idiot, crapple! - A Sam's Club member, walking into Costco for the first time and shortly before being escorted back into the cold
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Feb 3, 2023 04:46
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To me, the difference is that Costco has better meat, Sam's has a car wash and the phone scan it yourself app that means skipping the line. Costco has a website but their presence feels very pre-2005 compared to Sam's. If I ran Costco I would invest in the site so people can at least get store inventory estimates. I can see before leaving the house which of the two Sam's near me have orange chicken because usually one is out of stock. Now let me hit you with some warehouse nostalgia: Long long ago there was a Costco competitor named Price Club and it owned. They had an entire section full of PCs that Costco didn't, and I remember the first place that I screwed around with Windows95 was Price Club. Then Costco bought them and the whole company was renamed PriceCostco for like two years. They shut my hometown store down, leaving the bedroom community with a huge warehouse sized building to deal with. They put some sports facility plus a 16 screen multiplex cinema in there, which was fine for 20 years but is probably struggling now. Four years after the cinema opened, Costco came back to town and built a second huge ugly warehouse a half a mile up the road from the former Price Club. 
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Craptacular! posted:To me, the difference is that Costco has better meat, Sam's has a car wash and the phone scan it yourself app that means skipping the line. Costco has a website but their presence feels very pre-2005 compared to Sam's. If I ran Costco I would invest in the site so people can at least get store inventory estimates. I can see before leaving the house which of the two Sam's near me have orange chicken because usually one is out of stock. What's a bedroom community I've never heard this phrase before
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Feb 4, 2023 00:41
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Smugworth posted:What's a bedroom community Suburb or small town where everyone commutes to the larger city nearby for work but then commutes back to sleep.
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Smugworth posted:What's a bedroom community A town heavily favoring housing over businesses, where there is no real employment base beyond schools so anyone who is a professional works ina different city. Everyone just calls them suburbs now because of the lack of a downtown, but Silicon Valley is a suburb and has high paying office jobs. A bedroom community doesn't.
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TIL I live in a bedroom community loving poo poo club
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Sam’s Chub
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:poo poo club
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Pennywise the Frown posted:In Wisconsin you can get a ticket for driving and your BAC is OVER the limit. When I was a kid in the twin cities exurbs, WI and MN were basically the same. Now I'm not even sure what Wisconsin even wants to be other than a loving redneck hellhole I'm still friends with da UP tho oh ya fer sure
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:poo poo thread
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Feb 4, 2023 17:48
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When I'm at Costco I'm not in a club. I have a MEMBERSHIP.
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Feb 4, 2023 18:16
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Close your eyes. Imagine Sam's Club on a Saturday afternoon.
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Feb 4, 2023 18:19
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SirPablo posted:Close your eyes. Imagine Sam's Club on a Saturday afternoon. No
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Everyone who shops at Sam's crap are fat ugly rednecks, everyone who shops at CostCo are svelte, attractive urbanites
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Feb 4, 2023 18:21
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Smugworth posted:Everyone who shops at Sam's crap are fat ugly rednecks, everyone who shops at CostCo are svelte, attractive urbanites this is immigrant grandma erasure
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Feb 4, 2023 18:33
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I've never been inside of a sams club
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I've never been inside of a sams club It's all poo poo Aisles of poo poo, poo poo in the aisles, poo poo poo poo poo poo
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Feb 4, 2023 18:41
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Welcome to poo poo club you want a lovely hotdog? Or a lovely non refillable soda? What about a no samples hows that shitITS poo poo SHIR poo poo poo poo poo poo SUIT!!!!!!
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Feb 4, 2023 18:43
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Pennywise the Frown posted:In Wisconsin you can get a ticket for driving and your BAC is OVER the limit. Fun fact! In every state DUIs are punished based upon number of priors. So, like, third in ten years is a felony, or second offense gets you double the punishment. Because of WI's unique way of charging first offense DUIs as tickets, they don't technically count as first time DUIs in any other state. Why, you ask? Because other states require the right to a jury trial for a prior to count as a prior. No right to a jury trial, it doesn't count as a crime. So if you want to serially get arrested for DUIs, its smart to start in WI then move out to any other state after that. That way, you get two firsts, and the next one is a second.
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Just went to Costco. Portofino Yellowtail Tuna in Extra Virgin Olive Oil is loving CHEAP. 4.5ozx8 is $5.69! Limit two though
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There's a Beej membership available for $20 which is much closer and in a much less lovely part of town which will now be mine
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