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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
i want to go to cat raves too

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CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She just does that sometimes





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CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯



PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
That is an absurdly photogenic cat, I love her.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I just gave her catdrugs and she got mad at her own toys





PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



His Nibs awaits carriage to the pier to commence his European tour.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

snel smol

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

My mom’s bathroom door no longer matches because of foundation shift and that is the look her black cat gives me whenever he barges in on me. Because how can he make sure I’m safely using the bathroom if he can’t check on me. He’s a very caring gentleman.

Your cat is excellent at making faces.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
I make the same noise if I get in the shower and it's cold.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/foxfeather/status/1621223527935344641?s=20&t=GnrlfZOP6-d_yK7blS7CjQ

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

QUACKTASTIC posted:

I just gave her catdrugs and she got mad at her own toys

I figured she already had some, all things considered :lol:

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PainterofCrap posted:

His Nibs awaits carriage to the pier to commence his European tour.



Wanna travel with this cat

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary
Turn sound on to know what a tiger sneeze sounds like:

https://i.imgur.com/0VVU2iJ.mp4

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


I regret to inform you that your cat is a meme.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MrYenko posted:

I regret to inform you that your cat is a meme.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
El Titi

https://twitter.com/muquchinchi/status/1371805586887737344

FishFood
Apr 1, 2012

Now with brine shrimp!
commence the beavery
https://youtu.be/85il9Aj7wFs

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy29jBqckCo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL_zvi0ltzI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwBblOuy-kw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-9AX2v6Bw0
I think I’ve posted this one before, but the OP’s assertion that the cat was casting a spell still makes me giggle.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BexxZpcIj5Q

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsoRYR3/

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I want to cuddle with sneezy the tiger.

And the rest of the kitties on this page.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Cian_Corbett/status/1621218743756914691?s=20&t=7UElM2O9QJkLUOT7yd9_gQ

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Master of giving constructive criticism at such an early age.

I’ll go find something cute to post instead of just agreeing that the Twitter post is, indeed, adorable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5y_YMRHNMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23OvrOc1a9A

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

wesleywillis posted:

I want to cuddle with sneezy the tiger.

And the rest of the kitties on this page.

https://i.imgur.com/ekSBN0u.mp4

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

oh my word. :kimchi:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80uRH79jve4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Neighbor’s dog saw the other neighbor’s dogs come out, so after barking a few times to get their attention, then ran over and got his squeaky toy, trotted back, barked a couple times again, squeaked his toy and started throwing it around, periodically to stop to see off the other dogs were interested.

He’s so lonely.

He’s also tried to get me to come to his yard and play with his squeaky toy. He hasn’t understood that I can’t reach his toy over the fence.



I also saw what happens when another dog comes rushing up to the fence line when he barks at them. He tries to play. The other dog also wanted to play. It was a boxer.

He’s been scaring the hell out of people walking their dogs on the trail behind us with his barking. But, yeah, he just wants to play.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Bored posted:

Neighbor’s dog saw the other neighbor’s dogs come out, so after barking a few times to get their attention, then ran over and got his squeaky toy, trotted back, barked a couple times again, squeaked his toy and started throwing it around, periodically to stop to see off the other dogs were interested.

He’s so lonely.

He’s also tried to get me to come to his yard and play with his squeaky toy. He hasn’t understood that I can’t reach his toy over the fence.



I also saw what happens when another dog comes rushing up to the fence line when he barks at them. He tries to play. The other dog also wanted to play. It was a boxer.

He’s been scaring the hell out of people walking their dogs on the trail behind us with his barking. But, yeah, he just wants to play.

what kind of dog is that? Looks a bit like a German Shepard but not quite.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Regarde Aduck posted:

what kind of dog is that? Looks a bit like a German Shepard but not quite.

Austrian Shepard? :dadjoke:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Bored posted:

I always enjoy Henry’s Lhasa OCD stories. I figure since it appears to be ritual based, OCD is not a frivolous use.

When I groomed, one of my client Lhasa mixes decided its cat-friend had the right idea and started using the litter pan.

You'll like today's one then.
I was doing a little vacuuming and tidying of my bedroom today, and one of the things that got adjusted was his bed.
It's really just an old duvet of mine that I've folded up into a Henry-sized square, because he was very offended when I got a new duvet that didn't smell 'right'.
While tidying, I nudged his bed a bit, so that instead of being a uniform 3 inches above the carpet, it was now maybe 4.
Apparently this was a terrifying, dizzying height, so he just spent the last hour sighing sadly and sleeping beside it.
I finally gave in and made him a 3 inch ramp, and he's back up on the summit of his duvet mountain.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Facebook Aunt posted:

I bet chickens would like the kalimba. Kind of sounds like tinkly music box music. Actually, I bet chickens could play the kalimba.
they can definitely play piano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFxDOV6IwHk

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Facebook Aunt posted:

I bet chickens would like the kalimba. Kind of sounds like tinkly music box music. Actually, I bet chickens could play the kalimba.

Our quail have a chicken xylophone, because yes that's already a thing.

https://i.imgur.com/I0zwZm5.mp4

(I haven't been able to catch them on video playing it yet, but they do!)

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Pookah posted:

You'll like today's one then.
I was doing a little vacuuming and tidying of my bedroom today, and one of the things that got adjusted was his bed.
It's really just an old duvet of mine that I've folded up into a Henry-sized square, because he was very offended when I got a new duvet that didn't smell 'right'.
While tidying, I nudged his bed a bit, so that instead of being a uniform 3 inches above the carpet, it was now maybe 4.
Apparently this was a terrifying, dizzying height, so he just spent the last hour sighing sadly and sleeping beside it.
I finally gave in and made him a 3 inch ramp, and he's back up on the summit of his duvet mountain.

Changes are BAD! No change! Bad human!

I just got back from getting my oil changed and neighbors are outside playing with dog! This is the first time I’ve seen that since they moved in! I smoke, so I’m outside a lot.

Also I feel okay about it, but since dog was considering coming over to say “hi” when I returned, I said,”Hey buddy!” Then carried on. Since the humans didn’t look at me, I didn’t introduce myself.

So, it’s weird, but I only greeted the dog because I didn’t want to interrupt or annoy the humans.

I’m so socially awkward.

Anyway, Kitlers (and some Charlie Chatlins, imo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoDg8_SfsCw

mystes
May 31, 2006

Bored posted:

Also I feel okay about it, but since dog was considering coming over to say “hi” when I returned, I said,”Hey buddy!” Then carried on. Since the humans didn’t look at me, I didn’t introduce myself.

So, it’s weird, but I only greeted the dog because I didn’t want to interrupt or annoy the humans.
Sounds reasonable. There's a dog in a house along a bike path I go on relatively frequently that is usually outside in a fenced in yard most of the year and it always barks at me so I bark back at it but I'm not about to go knock on the front door and bark at its owners too.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Regarde Aduck posted:

what kind of dog is that? Looks a bit like a German Shepard but not quite.

googling around a bit, I'm wondering if it's a Shiloh Shephard, which was apparently created by mixing German Shephards with Alaskan Malamutes. They're much larger than Germans but also calmer and breed specifically to be family friendly.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I love his ear tendrils

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Might be a Husky Shepard too? They're pretty popular and cute and neurotic

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS
I'm house- and cat-sitting for a friend, so I had to pack the essentials.


(I brought my fuzzy sons over in their own carrier.)

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

darthbob88 posted:

I'm house- and cat-sitting for a friend, so I had to pack the essentials.


(I brought my fuzzy sons over in their own carrier.)

"And where do you think you're going, human?"

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darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Neddy Seagoon posted:

"And where do you think you're going, human?"
That one needs this picture, from the last time I had to go into the office.

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