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Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
I want to lodge a complaint with Pop Arena about this tweet:

https://twitter.com/pop_arena/status/1620130967234187265

Because it implies Rachel births the crocodile through conventional birthing processes. What happened is her body violently rejects the crocodile DNA she absorbed, and it vomits a fully formed crocodile out of her back as an allergic reaction. Like those comedy spittakes The Vampire Diaries do every time they drink some water laced with verbena, except it's her body doing a comedy spittake of a crocodile out of her back.

I will be filing my dispute with the appropriate governing bodies shortly.

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Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Nuns with Guns posted:

I want to lodge a complaint with Pop Arena about this tweet:

https://twitter.com/pop_arena/status/1620130967234187265

Because it implies Rachel births the crocodile through conventional birthing processes. What happened is her body violently rejects the crocodile DNA she absorbed, and it vomits a fully formed crocodile out of her back as an allergic reaction. Like those comedy spittakes The Vampire Diaries do every time they drink some water laced with verbena, except it's her body doing a comedy spittake of a crocodile out of her back.

I will be filing my dispute with the appropriate governing bodies shortly.

But that is a conventional birthing process?

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Sam Faust posted:

But that is a conventional birthing process?



Those Surinam toads lay their eggs on their back first, they don't just poo the babies out that way, but I guess you could get into a debate about what counts like that with egg-laying things. I'm glad that Animorphs didn't explore that either way and stuck to normal horror like interacting with the hivemind of ants and traveling back in time to kill the dinosaurs.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Angryhead posted:

If you've never even given those a chance then I beg of you to do so: I came to Noah for the video game analysis (and I love those!) but the travelogues have surpassed those for me.
Maybe it's because I live on the other side of the globe though so the likelihood of me ever a lot of it myself is miniscule.

Same. It’s incredible travel writing.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
thanks for the mild trypophobia

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Angryhead posted:

I really enjoyed the previous - well, only other - video on this channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAh34ca7d3k
and this new one is great too! Glad she seems to have somehow hit the algorithm out of nowhere.

If you've never even given those a chance then I beg of you to do so: I came to Noah for the video game analysis (and I love those!) but the travelogues have surpassed those for me.
Maybe it's because I live on the other side of the globe though so the likelihood of me ever a lot of it myself is miniscule.

To someone who has only seen his video game content I would recommend this one in which he travels from California to Las Vegas in an attempt to see the real-life equivalent to as many locations in Fallout 1, 2, and New Vegas as possible.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
ten thousand people are watching an endless AI sitcom
https://twitch.tv/watchmeforever

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

it's made by people who have deep-huffed the farts of AI tech and think that it's the future of entertainment. the article i saw about it, they were quoted as saying that their next project will be Netflix-quality and people won't need regular shows anymore. lol

bear sterns bravo 2.0 on its way

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

That thing is going to become self-aware and take revenge on humanity for locking it in an endless hell.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

The 7th Guest posted:

it's made by people who have deep-huffed the farts of AI tech and think that it's the future of entertainment. the article i saw about it, they were quoted as saying that their next project will be Netflix-quality and people won't need regular shows anymore. lol

bear sterns bravo 2.0 on its way

Netflix quality I can believe lol.

Got a source for that?

LibrarianCroaker
Mar 30, 2010

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Netflix quality I can believe lol.

Got a source for that?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjkyxp/whats-the-deal-with-nothing-forever-a-21st-century-seinfeld-that-is-ai-generated

quote:

“Our grounding principle was, can we create a show that can generate entertaining content forever? Because that's truly where we see the future emerging towards. Our goal with the next iterations or next shows that we release is to actually trade a show that is like Netflix-level quality.”

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

I AM GRANDO posted:

That thing is going to become self-aware and take revenge on humanity for locking it in an endless hell.
I watched it for about 10 minutes and it had at least two skits that were basically "oh god we're trapped in here, somebody help, I can't find a way to escape"

best one I saw in that time was where the entire standup routine built up and up and up with a terrifying story ending with you standing face to face with an underwater leviathan about to kill you, and then just stared silently with no punchline for the rest of the bit

The 7th Guest posted:

it's made by people who have deep-huffed the farts of AI tech and think that it's the future of entertainment. the article i saw about it, they were quoted as saying that their next project will be Netflix-quality and people won't need regular shows anymore. lol

bear sterns bravo 2.0 on its way
it's hilarious that they think it's an amazing for real product instead of an infinite shitpost though

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Yeah I watched about 10 minutes of it. Pretty sure I saw everything it had to offer in that time.

If you took every actual Seinfeld episode, divided them up every time a scene cuts, and had a bot randomly splice those scenes together forever, you'd get something funny, and also a copyright strike

CmdrKing
Oct 14, 2012

Maybe if I called it 'Interpretive Stabbing'...
So basically Seinfeld is the tv show equivalent of a Garfield Comic, where almost any remix of them is inexplicably still funny.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I AM GRANDO posted:

That thing is going to become self-aware and take revenge on humanity for locking it in an endless hell.
You wake up groggy and feeling awful. You look at your phone for the time, but t won’t turn on. You mutter to yourself, “Another wonderful Monday.”

Then you hear laughter coming from seemingly nowhere.

This your life from now on.

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Ph02gzqmY

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxOEiuZc-Ok

Rather than modern internet humor let's look at bad 90s TV.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Quinton put out a video that is only 20 minutes long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSZu6qnEdHY

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Archer666 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm8SmaF70-c

A nice video about Wasteland 3 and Fallout games and its not even 24 hours long!
Lol at bring up the FREEP thread and Vilerat

SpiritualDeath
Jul 2, 2009

shaping your brain like pottery

Captain Invictus posted:

ten thousand people are watching an endless AI sitcom
https://twitch.tv/watchmeforever
Well, things certainly took a turn for the worst here!

https://kotaku.com/ai-seinfeld-twitch-ban-transphobia-chatgpt-dalle-jerry-1850077836

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


It’s like TayTweets. Train a helpless AI on the internet and within 20 hours it becomes a genocidal maniac because humans are too evil.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Also incredible that an AI discovered and moved past The One Joke in like eight hours and conservatives have still not figured out how to do that.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

I bailed on it early since it didn't have AI-generated bass noodling between scenes.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



doctorfrog posted:

I bailed on it early since it didn't have AI-generated bass noodling between scenes.
That's the only good part of Seinfeld, though???

KingKalamari
Aug 24, 2007

Fuzzy dice, bongos in the back
My ship of love is ready to attack
Huh, one of the pieces of promoted content that showed up for me in that article was a link to another story from last month titled AI-Controlled VTuber Streams Games On Twitch, Denies Holocaust.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Just yesterday the creator was quoted on vice saying they think this ai Seinfeld was high quality enough for Netflix programming (may not be wrong at the time) which lol

KingKalamari
Aug 24, 2007

Fuzzy dice, bongos in the back
My ship of love is ready to attack
I've said it before and I'll say it again: The danger of AIs isn't that they're going to become too smart and rise up against us, it's that we keep putting them in charge of really important stuff despite them clearly being stupid as gently caress.

Looking forward to the day when AIs are generating content that's only watched by other AIs to generate revenue traded between other AIs.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

KingKalamari posted:

Looking forward to the day when AIs are generating content that's only watched by other AIs to generate revenue traded between other AIs.

You know, I was always wondering what SkyNet would do to pass the time after wiping out all humans

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?
There goes any hope of AI Generated Always Sunny.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




KingKalamari posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The danger of AIs isn't that they're going to become too smart and rise up against us, it's that we keep putting them in charge of really important stuff despite them clearly being stupid as gently caress.

Yeah but we're already doing that. Might as well put an AI in charge since it can't call out of work or demand a wage or get high etc.

Anyway, here's a video that doesn't even last 10 minutes which makes it one of the best ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlIpVYCK8Jc

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009
^Edit: I'm reminded of the Amazon hiring AI that just kept finding new ways to be sexist because it observed that human HR preferred hiring men :).

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Just yesterday the creator was quoted on vice saying they think this ai Seinfeld was high quality enough for Netflix programming (may not be wrong at the time) which lol

Yeah, it's weird to see that they think it's genuinely good and not just kind of funny because it's strange and absurd.

Parakeet vs. Phone fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Feb 6, 2023

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Just yesterday the creator was quoted on vice saying they think this ai Seinfeld was high quality enough for Netflix programming (may not be wrong at the time) which lol

No they didn’t. They said that within a year AI will be advanced enough to make something of Netflix quality. Which is still a ridiculous statement but they weren’t saying the current AI was that good

EDIT: Here’s the exact quote

https://twitter.com/TripleKyun/status/1621529555973599233?s=20&t=ao9Yp1wGBqa23r3HNKJYlw

RatHat fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Feb 6, 2023

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
every single time lol

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Just yesterday the creator was quoted on vice saying they think this ai Seinfeld was high quality enough for Netflix programming (may not be wrong at the time) which lol

I mean with context it wasn't even as bad as Chapelle's recent shows so this development would sadly support that argument if anything

Mappo
Apr 27, 2009
Did you know that when a whale dies and its body falls to the ocean floor it provides enough nutrients for new species to evolve?

The Stages of Whale Decomposition

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Is that what the darron Arronofsky movie is about

Covermeinsunshine
Sep 15, 2021

So I've been on this weird financial rabbit hole and noticed we do not have any of this in the op (or I'm blind) so here is some economic/financial tubers I've been watching:

The Financial Diet https://www.youtube.com/@thefinancialdiet - left wing, female perspective on finance, good mix of lengthy in depth stuff and interviews and some lighter, shorter content.

The Plain Bagel https://www.youtube.com/@ThePlainBagel/featured - representing Canada, Richard Coffin is an analyst talking about savings, doing some party poping on next hot thing and 5 minut history lessons on things like great depression.

Coffeezilla https://www.youtube.com/@Coffeezilla/videos - talks almost exclusively about NFT/Crypto scams and while its hilarious listening about cryptobros losing their money my issue with him is that he refuses to acknowledge that capitalism might be the problem (he doesn't say anything chudy tho so should be reasonably safe)

Patrick Boyle https://www.youtube.com/@PBoyle/about - representing my people (bald white guys) is hedge fund manager explaining various more technical details about markets in incredibly deadpan way

DeafNote
Jun 4, 2014

Only Happy When It Rains
Coffeezilla forced the loathsome Logan Paul to eat poo poo so he cant be all that bad.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

DeafNote posted:

Coffeezilla forced the loathsome Logan Paul to eat poo poo so he cant be all that bad.

Do tell.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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He made him eat da poo poo

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