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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Desert Bus posted:

I have been informed by someone far more Polish than I am (100% vs 25%) that Paczki is PLURAL and I should call the individual pastries Paczek. She threatened violence if I didn't clean up my pidgin Polish. It is a "Paczek burger."

There's also an invisible n in there.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Now do a flaczki paczki burger

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Desert Bus posted:

I have been informed by someone far more Polish than I am (100% vs 25%) that Paczki is PLURAL and I should call the individual pastries Paczek. She threatened violence if I didn't clean up my pidgin Polish. It is a "Paczek burger."

https://youtu.be/0at9v7-1Uvk

hth

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Look, you don't have to be Polish to polish off a paczki (sic).

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Desert Bus posted:

I have been informed by someone far more Polish than I am (100% vs 25%) that Paczki is PLURAL and I should call the individual pastries Paczek. She threatened violence if I didn't clean up my pidgin Polish. It is a "Paczek burger."
Have you considered the easier fix is to use one each for the bottom and top bun?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

zedprime posted:

Have you considered the easier fix is to use one each for the bottom and top bun?

Goons have all the best answers.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I'll have the Tzimisce special

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Call it a monstrosity all you want, u apparently ate almost all of it before taking a picture

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

That's mortadellafying

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Inshallah


Glad they’ve expanded to chestnut purée

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Thanks, but I'm trying to cut back on the pain lately

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1622018000218898435

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Probably one of those temperature regulation things that don't work.

After all, she still burns the poo poo

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Am I wrong in thinking that the vast majority of the corn can't have popped? The end quantity is tiny compared to the amount of kernels she poured in.

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
The egg is there to make you watch the entire video trying to figure out what the egg is for.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pookah posted:

Am I wrong in thinking that the vast majority of the corn can't have popped? The end quantity is tiny compared to the amount of kernels she poured in.

Yeah that is burnt as poo poo and full of teeth breakers.

Just make the sauce separate and mix it in afterwards ffs.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!
Grimly reminding me of how my father cooks popcorn too long and burns it on purpose to "make sure none of the kernels go to waste."

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
eat the unpopped kernels, cowards

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



You don't want to hurt your teeth, better to swallow them whole to use as roughage.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/RegionalUSFood/status/1500206548882112514
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1620142946317373440

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i am so so sorry. ahhhhhhh

quote:

The Doody family from Wolverhampton has been crowned The human being Family in a national competition, and to kick off their reign they will launch National human being Week.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I mean, it's a lateral move at worst

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Lol, the Doody family

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!

I like the dramatic countdown reveal of the thing you can already see through the clear lid.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Pookah posted:

Am I wrong in thinking that the vast majority of the corn can't have popped? The end quantity is tiny compared to the amount of kernels she poured in.

Patron saint of this thread Ann Reardon has done a couple of videos that feature these bullshit popcorn hacks:

(7:45 mark of this one)
https://youtu.be/vesYREe6_uk

(5:30 of this one)
https://youtu.be/3st8RSq4bq8

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...






Sometimes you feel like a Dr. Nut

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Have a big Dr Nut to relax.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
slurpin on some dr. nutt

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Dr. Nut, MD.

The MD is for Medical Doctor.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/fm15gvjgjiga1/DASH_1080.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Well now I'm just not gonna be satisfied until I see a hotdog or a burrito or something inside a dessicated pickle shell.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I’m still mad about that burger casserole when they pour maple syrup over the burgers and the fries.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

How about this instead.

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1515870591257137156

And a classic

https://twitter.com/wapplehouse/status/1541550325873709059

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I spent decades of my life in Illinois and never saw a single giant outdoor soup cauldron :sigh:

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


That chowder reminds me of the apparently classic Neuse River Fish Stew from a few towns over.
Blah blah it's a tomato based fish stew (with rock fish since you can't eat fish from the Neuse) with eggs poached but

this horseshit posted:

Seasoning? “Some people measure their salt and pepper, but their stew always tastes the same,” joked Whitman. “We like a little variety. We’re all men today, so we’ll add a lot more pepper. It’ll be a two-Pepsi stew.”

Neuse River fish stews always have a tomato-based stock. Whitman squirts ketchup into the water in his pot until the color seems right, while other cooks prefer to add tomato paste or to begin with undiluted tomato juice.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Captain Hygiene posted:

I spent decades of my life in Illinois and never saw a single giant outdoor soup cauldron :sigh:

Goons are not known for attending social gatherings.

Creature
Mar 9, 2009

We've already seen a dead horse

Scarodactyl posted:


“We’re all men today, so we’ll add a lot more pepper. It’ll be a two-Pepsi stew.”


American food suddenly makes a lot more sense if you read ‘pepper’ as some weird-arse slang for ‘Pepsi’.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Creature posted:

American food suddenly makes a lot more sense if you read ‘pepper’ as some weird-arse slang for ‘Pepsi’.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




What, did the recipe say use baking soda?

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