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stump collector
May 28, 2007

nice fit bro

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imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

REDBAR INTENSIFIES
I mean check it out it’s pretty uncanny
At 3:26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLNwCE0gjCY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b9kHZ1LCOI

stump collector
May 28, 2007
ba-da da da-da im gay!!

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

heard the tony soprano cialis bit while driving today

CHYAAALIS

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Nick is depressed and talking about Epstein again let's go

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I work at an animal crematorium and cremated a cat named Pepper Ann yesterday. I kept saying her name to myself in a Tony impression.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

UwUnabomber posted:

I work at an animal crematorium and cremated a cat named Pepper Ann yesterday. I kept saying her name to myself in a Tony impression.

my local place wanted eight hundred dollars for cremation that came with an urn and a clay pawprint i didn't want. why y'all upselling

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Dude my job charges like $345 for that same process, which is still insane.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Why do I get the impression they're not firing up the crematorium to do one dog at a time and people are getting ashes just from a batch that included their animal

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Futanari Damacy posted:

Why do I get the impression they're not firing up the crematorium to do one dog at a time and people are getting ashes just from a batch that included their animal

There's two different types retorts, communal and private. We do one dog at a time in private. It takes loving over an hour per dog. We do own a dog mass grave in a nearby graveyard where the communals go.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

i say swears online posted:

my local place wanted eight hundred dollars for cremation that came with an urn and a clay pawprint i didn't want. why y'all upselling

We may be bereaved but we’re not saps!!!

Mandrel
Sep 24, 2006

anybody have a tankless water heater in their house? mines hitting eol and I was thinking of going bigger but now I find out about these tankless motherfuckers, seems like not a bad deal

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

Mandrel posted:

anybody have a tankless water heater in their house? mines hitting eol and I was thinking of going bigger but now I find out about these tankless motherfuckers, seems like not a bad deal

I dunno what’s the power consumption on those bitches like?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

holefoods posted:

I dunno what’s the power consumption on those bitches like?

a lot in the moment, but the selling point is that they only turn on when you're using hot water instead of it boiling away all day in a tank

they tend to save money but are electric so if your power goes out you lose hot water too

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

My parents have one and it's been alright. No idea on running costs though.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
whats the cost for me to run my dick through your lips????????

Mandrel
Sep 24, 2006

i say swears online posted:

a lot in the moment, but the selling point is that they only turn on when you're using hot water instead of it boiling away all day in a tank

they tend to save money but are electric so if your power goes out you lose hot water too

yeah i was thinking about that, maybe if I go that way I should think about a home generator too as a precaution

thanks fellas

Mandrel
Sep 24, 2006

Sunk Dunk posted:

whats the cost for me to run my dick through your lips????????

more than you can afford pal

Ferrari

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

wardell knows a fuckton about twitch streamers and that's very funny

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

i say swears online posted:

wardell knows a fuckton about twitch streamers and that's very funny

I mean he is their local resident 20 yr old zoomer

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

this is the weepy wife-attended apology from the guy looking at the deepfake porn

https://clips.twitch.tv/ArtsyTriangularPepperBabyRage-Pb4hUrE9jP4OP0mH

Standingstoic
Jan 17, 2007
Out of the blue, beyond any cause you can trace, you'll suddenly realize things are not how you perceived them at all. For some reason, you will no longer be the person you believed you once were.
Someone brought up Lemon Party (podcast) a little while ago and I wanted to say it is very funny and Cumtown-adjacent in a way that's very uncommon (i.e. it isn't forced and obviously a re-hash.) It's 3 west coast comedy guys doing riffs with soft slurs and some impressions.

So, whoever said it, big ups for good taste.

Patreon eps are honestly very funny, as well. They follow the rubric of "too many racy bits makes it a patreon ep," so it's basically just run-ons with less concern about language.

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

REDBAR INTENSIFIES

i say swears online posted:

this is the weepy wife-attended apology from the guy looking at the deepfake porn

https://clips.twitch.tv/ArtsyTriangularPepperBabyRage-Pb4hUrE9jP4OP0mH

hoooly gently caress this is insane, why would his wife take part in this. i would rather draw on myself

https://twitter.com/nycguidovoice/status/1622335936536133634?s=20&t=0LJd5gcgHMdnZV5DOcH4yA

lol nick asking 'whats the 22 in adam22 stand for' and adam saying 'the victims' got me good

imhotep fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Feb 5, 2023

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Standingstoic posted:

Someone brought up Lemon Party (podcast) a little while ago and I wanted to say it is very funny and Cumtown-adjacent in a way that's very uncommon (i.e. it isn't forced and obviously a re-hash.) It's 3 west coast comedy guys doing riffs with soft slurs and some impressions.

So, whoever said it, big ups for good taste.

Patreon eps are honestly very funny, as well. They follow the rubric of "too many racy bits makes it a patreon ep," so it's basically just run-ons with less concern about language.

Hell yeah, brother, glad that I'm not the only one enjoying it. I haven't started into the Patreon episodes yet, but glad to know they're top tier.

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

I went onto Youtube in incognito because I wanted to not gently caress up my algorithm and I couldn't stop laughing with what ads it gave me

"Oh my god . . . the baby jirls are in my phone"

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Cael posted:

I went onto Youtube in incognito because I wanted to not gently caress up my algorithm and I couldn't stop laughing with what ads it gave me

"Oh my god . . . the baby jirls are in my phone"

Lol

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006

Cael posted:

I went onto Youtube in incognito because I wanted to not gently caress up my algorithm and I couldn't stop laughing with what ads it gave me

"Oh my god . . . the baby jirls are in my phone"

I have reported you for taking ect. Ect.

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Someone with real talent plz do the guy who passed out

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

tried out lemon party as well, the “it’s spelled with two gs, son” bit got me pretty good

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

https://twitter.com/wills_account/status/1622117379294785536?t=WlEE88FUPmA6iA82zIp6IA&s=19

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

the second funniest thing to happen in front of the laugh factory logo

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
Oh man I finally let that clip run more than 2 seconds and boy was it worth it

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Shipon posted:

the second funniest thing to happen in front of the laugh factory logo

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Shipon posted:

the second funniest thing to happen in front of the laugh factory logo

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/ImCAntonio/status/1622278597565095937?s=20&t=DbtITglBtCbM_0LquMatLA

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


Make America Inflate Again

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Trans Santa lmao

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

https://twitter.com/ruralindexing/status/1621625875329318912?t=ecMcK43GU5ZRy9Xey9GSqg&s=19

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

What a rich vein for lazy commentary. If it was a black balloon do you think they would have hesitated to shoot it down?? etc. etc.

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