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Not quite a panel but still... Joker: NOT NOW DEREK I'M ENJOYING A CRIME!
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 18:30 |
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Everybody knows a time traveling Abraham Lincoln killed Hitler who had his head put onto a robot after the first 750 times he was killed Tales From the Bully Pulpit
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 18:39 |
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Phy posted:Gosh I love rare sentences. You and I must have had very different childhoods if you consider this a rare sentence.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 19:56 |
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Kalli posted:Everybody knows a time traveling Abraham Lincoln killed Hitler who had his head put onto a robot after the first 750 times he was killed "I'm gonna emancipate your teeth" is some incredible poo poo talking
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:33 |
Kalli posted:Everybody knows a time traveling Abraham Lincoln killed Hitler who had his head put onto a robot after the first 750 times he was killed Abraham Lincoln was actually pretty successful wrestler before he became president, so this tracks.
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Grendels Dad posted:Holy poo poo, Cap better change his name to Human Torch because he was buuuuuuuuuurned! In the Marvel continuity Captain America punched out Hitler, Frank's line isn't as devastating as he thinks it is.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:42 |
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Kalli posted:Everybody knows a time traveling Abraham Lincoln killed Hitler who had his head put onto a robot after the first 750 times he was killed Time Lincoln #1
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:49 |
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Alhazred posted:In the Marvel continuity Captain America punched out Hitler, Frank's line isn't as devastating as he thinks it is. What If...? v2 #1
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 22:02 |
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Ghostlight posted:we all know how effective punching people is at solving international war crimes and genocidal nation states. I mean we really don't. Those guys don't get punched anywhere often enough
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 22:11 |
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Alhazred posted:Abraham Lincoln was actually pretty successful wrestler before he became president, so this tracks. What part of old timey wrestling involves doing a textbook shoryuken
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 23:15 |
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oh, not much. maybe 30-40% of it?
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 23:24 |
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Alhazred posted:Abraham Lincoln was actually pretty successful wrestler before he became president
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 23:31 |
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Alhazred posted:Abraham Lincoln was actually pretty successful wrestler before he became president, so this tracks. BAH GAWD KING THAT'S LINCOLN'S MUSIC STOP THE MATCH, SOMEONE CALL EVA BRAUN, HE AIN'T COMIN' HOME TA-NITE!!!
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 00:57 |
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One of my rules of comedy is that Lincoln is always funny out of a Presidential context.
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 01:56 |
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You must be fun at funeral processions.
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 01:59 |
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Keromaru5 posted:One of my rules of comedy is that Lincoln is always funny out of a Presidential context. "He was getting close to my price" is a classic knee-slapper.
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 03:10 |
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Ghostlight posted:we all know how effective punching people is at solving international war crimes and genocidal nation states. Pretty effective yeah. It’s rarely done and rarely for the right reasons when it’s done at all but it’s by far the most successful methodology on record. If we are treating “punching” as a catch all for “doing violence until they stop” anywho.
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:24 |
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i meant in the very literal superhero sense where captain america punches hitler in 1941 and then hitler's just the leader of nazi germany for four more years before an android burns his original physical body to death
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:50 |
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Keromaru5 posted:One of my rules of comedy is that Lincoln is always funny out of a Presidential context. every time I see or hear him mentioned I suddenly hear fragmaster in my head shouting "FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO I WORE A TOP HAT AND SLEPT IN A BED WITH A MAN". thanks, stupid comedy forum.
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 06:03 |
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Keromaru5 posted:One of my rules of comedy is that Lincoln is always funny out of a Presidential context. I don't know, I saw him at a theater once and one of the least funny things happened.
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 06:25 |
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Push El Burrito posted:I don't know, I saw him at a theater once and one of the least funny things happened. Abe getting shot at Ford's Theatre = not funny. Abe shooting back = funny.
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 06:58 |
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abraham lincoln: vampire hunter wasn't funny at all, really.
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 07:38 |
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It's funny that it was a legitimately good movie with actual good use of 3D during that fad.
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 08:35 |
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Just about done Peter David's Hulk run and came across this incredibly stupid gem:
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 16:16 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:"I'm gonna emancipate your teeth" is some incredible poo poo talking Just imagine it in the high-pitched, whistle voice he apparently had.
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 16:49 |
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TheCenturion posted:Just imagine it in the high-pitched, whistle voice he apparently had. Abraham Lincoln, in the pitch of Elmo of Sesame Street posted:I’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 17:16 |
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Crucible #6 (1993) Punisher vs. Bullseye #4 (2006)
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# ? Feb 7, 2023 17:42 |
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Push El Burrito posted:I don't know, I saw him at a theater once and one of the least funny things happened. NOW YOU hosed UP. NOW YOU hosed UP. NOW YOU hosed UP. NOW YOU hosed UP.
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# ? Feb 8, 2023 01:58 |
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RIP John Wilkes Booth you never got to see Abraham Lincoln's fantastic film Barbarian.
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# ? Feb 8, 2023 02:18 |
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I'm sure he saw a rough cut. A lot of them, in fact (from the claw of the hammer)
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# ? Feb 8, 2023 15:32 |
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Captain Action #1 (1968) Countdown: Arena #1 (2008)
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# ? Feb 8, 2023 19:53 |
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Darthemed posted:
Dad has a mid life crisis and becomes a superhero, told from the perspective of his family, seems like a good premise for a book.
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# ? Feb 8, 2023 20:46 |
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Captain Action is what a dad turns into when the kids are at Grandma's house for the weekend.
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# ? Feb 8, 2023 20:57 |
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Darthemed posted:
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# ? Feb 8, 2023 21:09 |
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Superman: The Computers That Saved Metropolis! (1980) Black Adam #4 (2008)
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# ? Feb 9, 2023 18:54 |
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Darthemed posted:
Somehow I had multiple copies of this.
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# ? Feb 9, 2023 22:12 |
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So that's why every TRS-80 in the world is compressed into a sphere the size of a golf ball.
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# ? Feb 10, 2023 04:23 |
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Beerdeer posted:Somehow I had multiple copies of this. I found so many cleaning out my parents' house.
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# ? Feb 10, 2023 05:38 |
Judge Dredd 2000 AD - Prog 477 (1986) SimonChris fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Feb 10, 2023 |
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# ? Feb 10, 2023 11:17 |
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SimonChris posted:
That's 'The Art of Kenny Who?' from prog 477.
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# ? Feb 10, 2023 12:27 |