Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: I was not expecting corpse crotch honey

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Samovar posted:

What, did the recipe say use baking soda?

Holy poo poo

# ? Feb 6, 2023 12:42

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# ? May 26, 2024 02:05

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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I like the idea of Coke/Pepsi being sweet, drinkable soy sauces

# ? Feb 6, 2023 12:45

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I mean you've got baking chocolate, surely baking soda ...

# ? Feb 6, 2023 12:46

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Creature posted:

American food suddenly makes a lot more sense if you read �pepper� as some weird-arse slang for �Pepsi�.

I think they�re saying that it�ll be spicy enough that they�ll drink two Pepsis to cool their mouth down.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 12:46

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Samovar posted:

What, did the recipe say use baking soda?

I had to look it up just to see what was going on, and it's a london broil with a marinade using garlic, balsamic vinegar, worcestershire sauce, low sodium soy sauce, dijon mustard, olive oil, brown sugar, thyme, oregano, fresh ground black pepper, and kosher salt. And of course the commenter never returned to address the resulting confusion :iiam:

# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:31

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Captain Hygiene posted:

I had to look it up just to see what was going on, and it's a london broil with a marinade using garlic, balsamic vinegar, worcestershire sauce, low sodium soy sauce, dijon mustard, olive oil, brown sugar, thyme, oregano, fresh ground black pepper, and kosher salt. And of course the commenter never returned to address the resulting confusion

It's so simple. Soy sauce = black liquid that's yummy. Soda = black liquid that's yummy. They can be substituted for one another!

# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:36

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Help, now I have crude oil in my marinade

# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:07

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Brawnfire posted:

I like the idea of Coke/Pepsi being sweet, drinkable soy sauces

I got drunk one night and took my homemade unagi sauce, and added seltzer from a sodastream bottle to it.

If it weren't so salty, it would have worked :v:

# ? Feb 6, 2023 21:10

Poopelyse: Jan 22, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

I'd like to know what this tastes like

# ? Feb 6, 2023 21:27

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Poopelyse posted:

I'd like to know what this tastes like

Yeah, I'd definitely give that one a shot. No idea what to expect from the flavor, but I like sweet & hot in a sauce in general.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 21:29

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Citrus/berry hot sauce? Yes please.

They're only making 750 bottles of it!?

dang

stringless has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Feb 6, 2023

# ? Feb 6, 2023 21:49

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

i looked at some reviews, it's like artificial lime flavor, not much heat, and very sweet. "sickly" was the description.

the contest is still going if anyone wants to punish themselves.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 21:52

LvK: Feb 27, 2006; FIVE STARS!!

Brawnfire posted:

It's so simple. Soy sauce = black liquid that's yummy. Soda = black liquid that's yummy. They can be substituted for one another!

yeah the "regular soy sauce" bit made me think that's the reasoning

# ? Feb 6, 2023 23:05

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Soy sauce is made from soy, Pepsi is made from corn syrup, corn and soy are both basically grains, I see no problem here.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 23:15

Scarodactyl: Oct 22, 2015

steinrokkan posted:

Soy sauce is made from soy, Pepsi is made from corn syrup, corn and soy are both basically grains, I see no problem here.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 23:58

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

steinrokkan posted:

Soy sauce is made from soy, Pepsi is made from corn syrup, corn and soy are both basically grains, I see no problem here.

actually corn is a fruit and syrup comes from a bush

# ? Feb 7, 2023 00:05

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Scarodactyl posted:

I said basically

# ? Feb 7, 2023 00:11

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Scarodactyl posted:

this is true. they are fruit.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 01:20

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Fresh in cellophane!

# ? Feb 7, 2023 01:44

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

"Creamed filled"

Also lol nice ethically sourced regional cacao blend you've got there

"54% quick energy, 46% reserve energy" man these guys just Mad Menning it up blitzed out of their minds

# ? Feb 7, 2023 02:47

First of May: May 1, 2017; ðµ Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! ðµ

Data Graham posted:

"Creamed filled"

Also lol nice ethically sourced regional cacao blend you've got there

"54% quick energy, 46% reserve energy" man these guys just Mad Menning it up blitzed out of their minds

54% sugar, 46% fat!

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:29

Captain Toasted: Jan 3, 2009

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Fresh in cellophane!

This is one of the least disgusting things posted in this thread by a country mile

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:33

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:52

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

LifeSunDeath posted:

"BUN" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:53

coldpudding: May 14, 2009; FORUM GHOST

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Fresh in cellophane!

You could only wish for cellophane these days, Cellulose film composts down very quickly compared to the near indestructible polyethylene everything comes wrapped in now.

LifeSunDeath posted:

I thought I was looking at a close up of black mould for a min there, adding the texture of boba pearls to a burger really does not sound all that appealing.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 07:01

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

"option(s): haha"

I agree: derisive laughter is really the only appropriate condiment for the boba burger

# ? Feb 7, 2023 07:04

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Kinda wild that "supplies calories" used to be a selling point.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 08:14

bob dobbs is dead: Oct 8, 2017; I love peeps; Nap Ghost

obesity crisis started crisply in the 70s. thats one argument for it being unicausal somehow

# ? Feb 7, 2023 08:16

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

LifeSunDeath posted:

Asproigerosis posted:

https://twitter.com/ImCAntonio/status/1622278597565095937?s=20&t=Ax0BhTMC9hL7yTe29H-9Mg

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

# ? Feb 7, 2023 08:17

RoeCocoa: Oct 23, 2010

My Lovely Horse posted:

Kinda wild that "supplies calories" used to be a selling point.

I went down a few rabbit holes while researching the origins of the Grand Ole Opry, and one of the places I ended up was the Goo Goo Cluster. This is the official candy of Nashville, like a cross between a stroopwafel and a Moon Pie but with a nominal amount of protein from the crushed peanuts. When it was introduced in the 1910s, a lot of working Americans simply weren't able to get enough calories with the time and resources allotted to them. A 200-kCal lump of fatty sugar costing five cents must have looked like a godsend, like the food pills from The Jetsons fifty years in advance.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 11:06

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

All those midcentury food ads are "nourishing" this and "wholesome" that and it's just wild thinking about suburban moms who'd grown up trying to get enough milk out of the cow to make sure the kids didn't all get pellagra, now able to buy her kids HOSTESS CUP CAKES with CONTINUOUS ENERGY FOR 4 HOURS

# ? Feb 7, 2023 14:08

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Brawnfire posted:

I like the idea of Coke/Pepsi being sweet, drinkable soy sauces

You can chug kecap manis if you try hard enough. It's Indonesian soy sauce with a ton of palm sugar in it.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 14:38

Sir Lemming: Jan 27, 2009; It's a piece of JUNK!

Daym drops another one of his rare 1-star reviews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q304PHyLTOw

The real fun starts around halfway in as he becomes progressively angrier at the food

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://v.redd.it/fm15gvjgjiga1/DASH_1080.mp4

Is Werner Herzog on Cameo?

# ? Feb 7, 2023 14:42

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Sir Lemming posted:

Daym drops another one of his rare 1-star reviews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q304PHyLTOw

The real fun starts around halfway in as he becomes progressively angrier at the food

Is Werner Herzog on Cameo?

�Just looking at your lo mein gave me anxiety�

# ? Feb 7, 2023 15:25

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sir Lemming posted:

Daym drops another one of his rare 1-star reviews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q304PHyLTOw

The real fun starts around halfway in as he becomes progressively angrier at the food

Is Werner Herzog on Cameo?

DON'T DO IT DAYM!

# ? Feb 7, 2023 15:30

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

The idea of eating at a one star american chinese buffet is terrifying. The diseases you would catch and the bills you would get for the medical care...

# ? Feb 7, 2023 15:40