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NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad

Not quite a panel but still...

Joker: NOT NOW DEREK I'M ENJOYING A CRIME!

# ? Feb 6, 2023 18:30

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# ? May 9, 2024 10:04

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Everybody knows a time traveling Abraham Lincoln killed Hitler who had his head put onto a robot after the first 750 times he was killed

Tales From the Bully Pulpit

# ? Feb 6, 2023 18:39

Libra: Jan 5, 2011

Phy posted:

Gosh I love rare sentences.

You and I must have had very different childhoods if you consider this a rare sentence.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 19:56

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Kalli posted:

Everybody knows a time traveling Abraham Lincoln killed Hitler who had his head put onto a robot after the first 750 times he was killed

Tales From the Bully Pulpit

"I'm gonna emancipate your teeth" is some incredible poo poo talking

# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:33

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Kalli posted:

Everybody knows a time traveling Abraham Lincoln killed Hitler who had his head put onto a robot after the first 750 times he was killed

Tales From the Bully Pulpit

Abraham Lincoln was actually pretty successful wrestler before he became president, so this tracks.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:39

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Grendels Dad posted:

Holy poo poo, Cap better change his name to Human Torch because he was buuuuuuuuuurned!

In the Marvel continuity Captain America punched out Hitler, Frank's line isn't as devastating as he thinks it is.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:42

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Kalli posted:

Everybody knows a time traveling Abraham Lincoln killed Hitler who had his head put onto a robot after the first 750 times he was killed

Tales From the Bully Pulpit

Time Lincoln #1

# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:49

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Alhazred posted:

In the Marvel continuity Captain America punched out Hitler, Frank's line isn't as devastating as he thinks it is.

we all know how effective punching people is at solving international war crimes and genocidal nation states.

What If...? v2 #1

# ? Feb 6, 2023 22:02

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

Ghostlight posted:

we all know how effective punching people is at solving international war crimes and genocidal nation states.

What If...? v2 #1

I mean we really don't. Those guys don't get punched anywhere often enough

# ? Feb 6, 2023 22:11

thetoughestbean: Apr 27, 2013; Keep On Shroomin

Alhazred posted:

Abraham Lincoln was actually pretty successful wrestler before he became president, so this tracks.

What part of old timey wrestling involves doing a textbook shoryuken

# ? Feb 6, 2023 23:15

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

oh, not much. maybe 30-40% of it?

# ? Feb 6, 2023 23:24

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Alhazred posted:

Abraham Lincoln was actually pretty successful wrestler before he became president

It's true.

# ? Feb 6, 2023 23:31

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Alhazred posted:

Abraham Lincoln was actually pretty successful wrestler before he became president, so this tracks.

BAH GAWD KING THAT'S LINCOLN'S MUSIC
STOP THE MATCH, SOMEONE CALL EVA BRAUN, HE AIN'T COMIN' HOME TA-NITE!!!

# ? Feb 7, 2023 00:57

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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One of my rules of comedy is that Lincoln is always funny out of a Presidential context.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 01:56

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

You must be fun at funeral processions.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 01:59

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Keromaru5 posted:

One of my rules of comedy is that Lincoln is always funny out of a Presidential context.

"He was getting close to my price" is a classic knee-slapper.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 03:10

Captain Oblivious: Oct 12, 2007; I'm not like other posters

Ghostlight posted:

we all know how effective punching people is at solving international war crimes and genocidal nation states.

Pretty effective yeah. It�s rarely done and rarely for the right reasons when it�s done at all but it�s by far the most successful methodology on record.

If we are treating �punching� as a catch all for �doing violence until they stop� anywho.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:24

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

i meant in the very literal superhero sense where captain america punches hitler in 1941 and then hitler's just the leader of nazi germany for four more years before an android burns his original physical body to death

# ? Feb 7, 2023 05:50

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Keromaru5 posted:

One of my rules of comedy is that Lincoln is always funny out of a Presidential context.

every time I see or hear him mentioned I suddenly hear fragmaster in my head shouting "FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO I WORE A TOP HAT AND SLEPT IN A BED WITH A MAN". thanks, stupid comedy forum.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 06:03

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Keromaru5 posted:

One of my rules of comedy is that Lincoln is always funny out of a Presidential context.

I don't know, I saw him at a theater once and one of the least funny things happened.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 06:25

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Push El Burrito posted:

I don't know, I saw him at a theater once and one of the least funny things happened.

Let me rephrase that: Lincoln in virtually any setting or situation other than the real-life commander-in-chief of the United States during the Civil War.

Abe getting shot at Ford's Theatre = not funny.

Abe shooting back = funny.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 06:58

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

abraham lincoln: vampire hunter wasn't funny at all, really.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 07:38

Kramjacks: Jul 5, 2007

It's funny that it was a legitimately good movie with actual good use of 3D during that fad.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 08:35

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Just about done Peter David's Hulk run and came across this incredibly stupid gem:

# ? Feb 7, 2023 16:16

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

El Gallinero Gros posted:

"I'm gonna emancipate your teeth" is some incredible poo poo talking

Just imagine it in the high-pitched, whistle voice he apparently had.

# ? Feb 7, 2023 16:49

Drakyn: Dec 26, 2012

TheCenturion posted:

Just imagine it in the high-pitched, whistle voice he apparently had.

Abraham Lincoln, in the pitch of Elmo of Sesame Street posted:

I�m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns

# ? Feb 7, 2023 17:16

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Crucible #6 (1993)

Punisher vs. Bullseye #4 (2006)

# ? Feb 7, 2023 17:42

Wizard of the Deep: Sep 25, 2005; Another productive workday

Push El Burrito posted:

I don't know, I saw him at a theater once and one of the least funny things happened.

NOW YOU hosed UP. NOW YOU hosed UP. NOW YOU hosed UP. NOW YOU hosed UP.

# ? Feb 8, 2023 01:58

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Wizard of the Deep posted:

NOW YOU hosed UP. NOW YOU hosed UP. NOW YOU hosed UP. NOW YOU hosed UP.

RIP John Wilkes Booth you never got to see Abraham Lincoln's fantastic film Barbarian.

# ? Feb 8, 2023 02:18

usenet celeb 1992: Jun 1, 2000; he thought quoting borges would make him popular

I'm sure he saw a rough cut. A lot of them, in fact (from the claw of the hammer)

# ? Feb 8, 2023 15:32

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Captain Action #1 (1968)

Countdown: Arena #1 (2008)

# ? Feb 8, 2023 19:53

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Darthemed posted:

Captain Action #1 (1968)

Dad has a mid life crisis and becomes a superhero, told from the perspective of his family, seems like a good premise for a book.

# ? Feb 8, 2023 20:46

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Captain Action is what a dad turns into when the kids are at Grandma's house for the weekend.

# ? Feb 8, 2023 20:57

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:

Captain Action #1 (1968)

# ? Feb 8, 2023 21:09

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Superman: The Computers That Saved Metropolis! (1980)

Black Adam #4 (2008)

# ? Feb 9, 2023 18:54

Beerdeer: Apr 25, 2006; Frank Herbert's Dude

Darthemed posted:

Superman: The Computers That Saved Metropolis! (1980)

Somehow I had multiple copies of this.

# ? Feb 9, 2023 22:12

ElBrak: Aug 24, 2004; "Muerte, buen compinche. Muerte."

So that's why every TRS-80 in the world is compressed into a sphere the size of a golf ball.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 04:23

Mecha: Dec 20, 2003; 「チェンジゲッタ-1! スイッチオン!」

Beerdeer posted:

Somehow I had multiple copies of this.

You can thank Radio Shack for this, it was part of the "Whiz Kids" and "electronics" titles that were basically advertising wrapped around a thin core of "STEM is fun!"
I found so many cleaning out my parents' house.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 05:38