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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

DeadBonesBrook posted:

Edit - Oh god, Shuli won't shut up.

He's paying his dues.

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DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Just finished the episode - Shuli was harrible.

He only mentioned that he was Jewish three times during the two-hour show, which must be some kind of record. He's finally showing some restraint.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
So Pamaler Anderson was in studio, called out Howard for not being there, and he just ignored her.

https://v.redd.it/4hn4jqgao9fa1

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Remember when Robin argued with anybody who called Sully Sullenberger a hero? It was a fascinating listen

Bonzo posted:

So Pamaler Anderson was in studio, called out Howard for not being there, and he just ignored her.

https://v.redd.it/4hn4jqgao9fa1

Sad. The show just sounds like a zoom call now.

hunkydory
Nov 11, 2012
Here's a little song I wrote,
Babooey Baba booey

It seems like this is how it will be FOREVER

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Evil Agita posted:

Sad. The show just sounds like a zoom call now.

"It's over, Johnny!"

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
After all those years of ranting about the quality of the show and innovation, the HSS is gonna go out with a whimper from a basement in South Hampton.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Seven years ago today, Crackhead Bob died.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Seven years ago today, Crackhead Bob died.

I think you meant to say, “Deven dears go day, Cackhea Bob died.”

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
My favorite fact is that his name was actually George but he had to start calling himself Bob because he couldn't pronounce it.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

In his honor I will order dickie dao deng for dinner tonight.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



I am dorry for your loss

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Szyznyk posted:

In his honor I will order dickie dao deng for dinner tonight.

You mean ticky tie mayng?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I'm Tungry


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXfsL9RamsQ

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001
What about your penis?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Zoben posted:

What about your penis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2d3d76RGes

HER TUSSY. HER PHUSSY!

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Oh I didn't write anything about that!

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Someone please make a photoshop of that Chinese spy balloon and add Eric the Ack Acktor to it... tyvm

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
I am not…ack…

Nor have I ever been…ack…

A member of the Chinese Communist Party…

Ack Ack

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Two Kings posted:

I am not…ack…

Nor have I ever been…ack…

A member of the Chinese Communist Party…

Ack Ack
Ok, thanks poo poo nuts, bye!

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
You dumb gently caress. I have never floated from a Chinese balloon. I've never even been to China and I don't like Chinese food.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Lifespan posted:

You dumb gently caress. I have never floated from a Chinese balloon. I've never even been to China and I don't like Chinese food.

Thanks pal, see ya, yeah bye now!!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Lifespan posted:

You dumb gently caress. I have never floated from a Chinese balloon. I've never even been to China and I don't like Chinese food.

Still would have followed Panda Express’s social media accounts.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Lifespan posted:

You dumb gently caress. I have never floated from a Chinese balloon. I've never even been to China and I don't like Chinese food.

I know this is a joke but I have to think Eric loved Chinese food. Dude ate Carl's Jr and drank Pepsi all day, there's no way he wouldn't gently caress up a plate of fried rice.

I wonder if he were alive today what his uber eats monthly total would be

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I assume since his entire living was based on calling shows and asking for poo poo from their sponsors that he followed all those brands in exchange for some giveaway at the time.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Your Gay Uncle posted:

I know this is a joke but I have to think Eric loved Chinese food. Dude ate Carl's Jr and drank Pepsi all day, there's no way he wouldn't gently caress up a plate of fried rice.

I wonder if he were alive today what his uber eats monthly total would be

I baked some Ore-Ida tonight for the first time in at least 5 years, so shout out to the semi-original.

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Don't forget that Eric the Actor was one of 190 people alive that followed the Ore-Ida twitter account

clambake
Aug 30, 2007

Chicken Butt posted:

I think you meant to say, “Deven dears go day, Cackhea Bob died.”

I think you meant to say, "One, Doo, Tree, Four, Fi, Six, Deven, deven dears go day."

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Wahamoelay

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Been on a Jeff the Drunk kick lately. There are a lot of wack packers I can't stand, but for some reason I love that motherfucker. *chk chk*

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

kylej posted:

Been on a Jeff the Drunk kick lately. There are a lot of wack packers I can't stand, but for some reason I love that motherfucker. *chk chk*

He definitely produced some of the best sound drops.

"WHOA!"

"Oh my effin' God!"

"Shut up!"

"Ya dumb bitch!"

Plus Artie's imitation, and Artie howling at almost every thing Jeff would say/do -- I'm with you.

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug
You forgot:

"HEY!"


https://i.imgur.com/6mN0cs7.gifv

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

James Lipton: "And what.... is your favourite sound?"
Eric: "the sound of the A's winning."

*and then, immediately after*

James: "And what... Is your least favourite sound?"
Jeff: "the sound of the A's winning."

:golfclap:

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


kylej posted:

Been on a Jeff the Drunk kick lately. There are a lot of wack packers I can't stand, but for some reason I love that motherfucker. *chk chk*

The Jeff the Drunk artie compilation om YT is a fun ride.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
JD got divorced.


I wonder what his monthly OnlyFans bill is like?

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Bonzo posted:

JD got divorced.


I wonder what his monthly OnlyFans bill is like?

Where did you hear this?

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?

I can’t figure out what year this happened, but I’m pretty sure it was pre Sirius. I think he’s in his early 30s here and he looks 60.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

James Lipton: "And what.... is your favourite sound?"
Eric: "the sound of the A's winning."

*and then, immediately after*

James: "And what... Is your least favourite sound?"
Jeff: "the sound of the A's winning."

:golfclap:

the full bit is one of my favorite wack pack interactions ever

barnold posted:

What is your favorite word?
Jeff the Drunk: Bitch.
Eric the Midget: Dumbfuck.

What is your least favorite word?
Jeff: No more.
ETM: Technically, wouldn't both of those be two words, loser?

What turns you on?
Jeff: Acting.
ETM: First off, like you've ever acted before. Uh...big boobs.

What turns you off?
Jeff: Midgets.
ETM: People that are white trash.

What sound or noise do you love?
Jeff: The sound of a beer opening.
ETM: The sound of the A's winning, and the announcers announcing the win.
Jeff: That's the dumbest answer, ever.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Jeff: The sound of the A's winning.
ETM: The sound of Jeff's voice.

What is your favorite curse word?
Jeff: Motherfucker!
ETM: Dipshit.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Jeff: Parachuting?
ETM: Well, I would've liked to have been a baseball player.
Jeff: Oh yeah, that'll loving happen.

What profession would you not like to participate in?
Jeff: Shoveling poo poo?
ETM: Anything that revolves around garbage.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Jeff: The bar is open, hahahaha.
ETM: There's no idiots up here.
Jeff: They're already there, asswipe.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Mexican Radio posted:

I can’t figure out what year this happened, but I’m pretty sure it was pre Sirius. I think he’s in his early 30s here and he looks 60.

Jesus Christ. This is also a reminder that Blue Iris was in her mid 50s when she recorded all of her drops/calls.

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Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Jeff is 55 this year, I believe he was like 38 when he fell over in the hallway like that.

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