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Strong Sauce posted:there are already so many good games.. why would you play one where there's no clear objective or even... an actual game. Eeehhhh, from what I saw of that monkey butthole game they at least pass the minimum bar for 90s era flash game. Like, what I saw some dude on Youtube playing wasn't all that different from me piloting a fighter jet around asteroids in my middle school's computer lab. It's just a bad game, doubly so in 2022. poo poo would have been pretty interesting in 1996, though.
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Cyrano4747 posted:Eeehhhh, from what I saw of that monkey butthole game they at least pass the minimum bar for 90s era flash game. Like, what I saw some dude on Youtube playing wasn't all that different from me piloting a fighter jet around asteroids in my middle school's computer lab. thats because they literally copied the source code for what was essentially a 90s era flash game
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Elias_Maluco posted:The objetive in all these crypto/NTF games seems to be to make money (real money) by collecting whatevers and be awarded some NFT poo poo you can sell and what not No you see it's actually a game of skill, not an illegal lottery ... The skill is spending 3 minutes to code an undetectable bot that always plays perfectly
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evilweasel posted:thats because they literally copied the source code for what was essentially a 90s era flash game this is the "invention" part of the process. "Nobody will remember this 30 year old piece of poo poo game from newgrounds, so let's put it into a monkey's anus and charge people $5000 in crypto to play it with a chance to win (unspecified bullshit)". Now we're in the middle between the gamers and the money, and.....now for phase 2 in our profit plan! Phase 1: reinvent the wheel Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: profits
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want to play pico's school but with some NFT bullshit
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Flash hentai games, but it's about jizzing crypto and going to the moon or someshit.
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Cyrano4747 posted:poo poo would have been pretty interesting in 1996, though. Can you imagine trying to explain the internet to someone from 1996?
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ultrafilter posted:Can you imagine trying to explain the internet to someone from 1996? Imagine if a bunch of con artists sold fake Marlboro Miles to unemployed Amway salesmen and convinced them it was recession proof.
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ultrafilter posted:Can you imagine trying to explain the internet to someone from 1996? It's like Compuserve but faster and has more stuff.
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Darth Brooks posted:It's like Compuserve but faster and has more stuff*. *no refunds on unwanted stuff
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ultrafilter posted:Can you imagine trying to explain the internet to someone from 1996? First off, there’s this gaping butthole . . .
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https://twitter.com/AP_Abacus/status/1623346563069116417 OK, lets not just trust a random tweet.... But, Fed Board released this yesterday: https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/FR-2023-02-07/pdf/2023-02192.pdf A document I didnt read all of posted:The Board has not identified any authority permitting national banks to hold most crypto-assets, including bitcoin and ether, as principal in any amount, and there is no federal statute or rule expressly permitting state banks to hold crypto-assets as principal. Therefore, the Board would presumptively prohibit state member banks from engaging in such activity RIP crypto banks
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continuing for those who careBoard of the Federal Reserve posted:The Board believes this presumption is bolstered by safety and soundness concerns. The Financial Stability Oversight Council has observed that, in the absence of a fundamental economic use case, the value of most crypto-assets is driven largely by sentiment and future expectations, and not by cash flows from providing goods or services outside the crypto-asset ecosystem. This prevents firms that hold crypto- assets from engaging in prudent risk management based on the underlying value of most crypto-assets, their anticipated discounted cash flows, or the historic behavior of the relevant markets. Moreover, the crypto-asset sector—which is globally dispersed—is largely unregulated or noncompliant with regulation from a market-conduct perspective, and issuers are often not subject to or not compliant with disclosure and accounting requirements. This opacity may make it difficult or impossible to assess market and counterparty exposure risks. Further, engagement in crypto-asset transactions can present significant illicit finance risks, in part due to the pseudonymity of transactors and validators. Finally, crypto-assets that are issued or transacted on open, public, and/or decentralized ledgers may involve significant cybersecurity risks
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Cyrano4747 posted:Tons of people have good ideas. I"m sure I've had a good idea for a video game or two while taking a poo poo. I said a Good Game. I could make you a whole catalog of hacked together pinball games, but they wouldn't count as good. They'd pay me fairly, but mostly because my work wouldn't be worth much.
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drk posted:https://twitter.com/AP_Abacus/status/1623346563069116417 NO! My empire of bullshit is collapsing.
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Another example of a crypto bro learning that real world rules also apply to their digital pogs. Guy who launched a range of NFTs based on a luxury handbag brand found to have infringed their trademark. From the article: “We do not yet know what pushed the jury over to Hermès side. But one issue that they likely weighed was evidence indicating that Rothschild [the NFT creator] launched the MetaBirkins NFTs as a commercial venture,” more than an art project. https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2023/feb/08/hermes-metabirkins-trademark-court-case-mason-rothschild
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drk posted:https://twitter.com/AP_Abacus/status/1623346563069116417 "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” We are firmly entering the fight phase, with the White House/FED and OCC trying to cut off the oxygen to the crypto industry. The disrupted never welcome the disrupting with a red carpet...ultimately, global digital payment rails are inevitable; and if the US want to cede first mover advantage to more forward thinking countries, they'll just have to play catch up later. The digital asset class and the new iteration of the internet will be here far longer than the Biden Administration or the Warren anti-innovation wing of the Democratic party. The battle lines will be drawn and crypto will have to prove its value beyond an insular circle jerk of speculation. This will take years to play out and I am fine with patiently waiting it out to get to the "then you win" part of the disruptive tech cycle.
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EMoney posted:"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” lmao Digital payments are already a thing and don't require crypto.
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global digital payment rails exist and the US owns them
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EMoney posted:"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” I and millions of other people have used digital payment technology for decades, you gullible fool. tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Feb 9, 2023 |
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first they laugh at you, then they laugh at you some more, then they're like hold on dude i can't breathe, then they catch their breath and start laughing again
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wait, are we taking forums poo poo poster electronic-money seriously now lets not distract from the fact that the fed basically just banned banks from holding crypto at a value above zero not only that, but they also lowercased "bitcoin and ether" in the federal register, which is also hilarious
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Foo Diddley posted:first they laugh at you, then they laugh at you some more, then they're like hold on dude i can't breathe, then they catch their breath and start laughing again Not an empty quote but a quote I intend to make into a T-shirt
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EMoney posted:crypto will have to prove its value beyond an insular circle jerk of speculation. lmao
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tango alpha delta posted:I and millions of other people have used digital payment technology for decades, you gullible fool. Can you address this mystery? ellie the beep posted:so at first i was annoyed at how much you post that, but then i was like, do they really? maybe it just feels that way because i dislike it, and so it stands out more to me
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Strong Sauce posted:there are already so many good games.. why would you play one where there's no clear objective or even... an actual game. I've read the term "game-shaped object" in relation to steam shovelware, and I think the term applies here. EMoney posted:, global digital payment rails are inevitable; You're doing some rails alright. Agents are GO! fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Feb 9, 2023 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Can you address this mystery? lol No, no I don't think I will. It will have to remain a mystery until I mention, in some tiresome tedious fashion, that my avatar was purchased by Seraph84. But that fated destiny is for some future post, so don't hold your breath. buttcoin tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Feb 9, 2023 |
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https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1623501029881831424 Love to see it happen. There's three of those dumbass things within a few minutes walk of me.
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Neito posted:https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1623501029881831424 You should knock 'em over and steal the cartridges full of bitcoin.
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Agents are GO! posted:You should knock 'em over and steal the cartridges full of bitcoin. If I wanted to steal negative money I'd pirate the new Night Court, staring that girl from Big Bang Theory.
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EMoney posted:This will take years to play out and I am fine with patiently waiting it out to get to the "then you win" part of the disruptive tech cycle. So basically you're on team "gently caress You Got Mine...eventually."
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ashpanash posted:So basically you're on team "gently caress You Got Mine...eventually." most bitcoin ideas boil down to buying bitcoin then doing nothing and being rewarded by being crowned king of the world
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evilweasel posted:global digital payment rails exist and the US owns them Good, all important infrastructure across the world should be under control of one democratic state or other
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First they laugh at you. Then they die. - Chrysippus' donkey
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lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVqcwi1ZTSA
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“digital asset class”
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EMoney posted:"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” Lol this quote is what Elizabeth Holmes used to say to justify her total insanity and now she's watching her kids grow up through glass.
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Foo Diddley posted:first they laugh at you, then they laugh at you some more, then they're like hold on dude i can't breathe, then they catch their breath and start laughing again I guess killing your opponents until they die of laughter is a type of strategy.
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I don't think y'all understand. Crypto adoption IS inevitable. Source: vibes.
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I wonder when "disruption" became an inherently good thing to some people. I mean I could "disrupt" a social function by walking into the middle of it and taking a dirty great poo poo on the carpet, that'll definitely upset the current mechanics and force the adoption of a new one(perhaps someone watching the door and holding the function away from the nice rugs), but it's not really going to improve the amount of fun or productivity anyone's having. Half the time, "disrupting" an industry just means "forcing everyone to adopt new rules that'll prevent you pulling this bullshit again that was a obviously a terrible idea to everyone but you, and therefore no one had thought it needed to be explicitly forbidden or to have a dedicated agency preventing people from doing it."
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