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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Serperoth posted:

I think the term is shart

Depending on which Aussie you're talking to, there's probably some new slur we haven't heard of yet just for this.

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
ah, the ol' engadine maccas

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1623676900722843649?t=kDoiau_ZR8lQd4PWhf2hQA&s=19

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Serperoth posted:

I think the term is shart

Ok fine, the poo poo wind of shart.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Jesussy of Nazareth

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Chestussy.

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





Is this related to the Christian Side Hug?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Hey girl, you want a 120mm PCB?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


I thought it was a spear, not an axe.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Subjunctive posted:

I thought it was a spear, not an axe.

Whole lot of early and medieval Christian imagery is intentionally yonic.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Bride of the church, ya dig?

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

Ah, the good old Ictory Cheer Vacademy.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Coward posted:

Ah, the good old Ictory Cheer Vacademy.

Vacademy sounds like some sort of medical procedure involving scraping tools or possibly some sort of suction device in a very uncomfortable place.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


assume vacademy position

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I mean it works for bedbugs.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Is "I should call her" too far?

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Vajaysussy

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Omg

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

/extremely Chris Cornell voice In the Jesus Christ hollleee....

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






:nws::nws:

Leon Sumbitches has a new favorite as of 15:50 on Feb 12, 2023

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Prequel to American Pie?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

These flushable wipes adverts are getting bold

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Wifi Toilet posted:

These flushable wipes adverts are getting bold

Do they really call them flushable in the US? They're very much not flushable, they'll flush but they'll clog up the system.

Content Edit:

Kamrat has a new favorite as of 12:36 on Feb 13, 2023

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Kamrat posted:

Do they really call them flushable in the US? They're very much not flushable, they'll flush but they'll clog up the system.

They do and they sure will. They're flushable in the sense that they will fit down the drain but they really shouldn't.

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Cat Hatter posted:

They do and they sure will. They're flushable in the sense that they will fit down the drain but they really shouldn't.

It should not be legal to label stuff flushable that clearly isn't, but hey, you do you. At least you're creating jobs for more plumbers.

Kamrat has a new favorite as of 15:27 on Feb 13, 2023

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Kamrat posted:

It should not be legal to label stuff flushable that clearly isn't, but hey, you do you. At least you're creating jobs for more plumbers.

Don't forget the advertisers that have to make ads telling people not to flush the "flushable" wipes

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
after that valentine's day tinder date


Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Kamrat posted:

It should not be legal to label stuff flushable that clearly isn't, but hey, you do you. At least you're creating jobs for more plumbers.

You're right that they shouldn't be allowed to, they just are for some reason. I should start selling "drinkable acid". This is especially weird since the US specifically bans listing intangible ingredients like "love", so you'd think there would be a rule saying that your moist handkerchief can't imply that it's fine to send into the sewer system.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
There's high quality dry TPs you need to keep out of your septic tank or century drains too.

Normal TP achieves 3-5 minutes of wet strength with a cocktail of chemicals that binds paper fibers together but is easily dissolved by water. Wet wipes and the super premium butt pillow dry TP achieve extended wet strength by using a cocktail of chemicals that do the same thing but only start dissolving on pH change. Pee is often enough pH change so let em mellow in some yellow if you need to.

Or just get a bidet and a pack of the normal TP.

CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

zedprime posted:

Or just get a bidet and a pack of the normal TP.

the only true choice imo

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The answer is of course to limit sales of flushable wipes to sizes bath towel, horse blanket, parachute and up. It's just the thing these fuckers would loving love to do.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Would you like nothing but disposable superphones that can do poo poo apart from upload your data to the vendor? No? Well tough, because that's what you're getting. Would you also like a disposable car, and a disposable tv that both spy on you? Also no? Well nar ne loving nar nar to you now bend over and pay, and bite down on your flushable momo wipe.

E: this isn't the curse thread?????

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