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You can certainly be convicted of crimes posthumously and so I think there is a non zero possibility that some of them may have also been committed posthumously.
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Gonzo McFee posted:https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1623754470516563969?s=19 English haggis
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I guess Nadine standing down means that Boris now has a safe seat for the next election
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It is fun seeing a government self destruct. I just wish we didn't have two more years of this madness before we can switch to a saner form of evil.
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Time to buy some shares in Diageo.
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He's no gonna shag ye, Nads
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Find yourself someone who is devoted to you as Mad Nads is to Bojo
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fuctifino posted:I guess Nadine standing down means that Boris now has a safe seat for the next election And the sheer stupidity of the Tory party will be slightly reduced so mission accomplished I guess
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fuctifino posted:I guess Nadine standing down means that Boris now has a safe seat for the next election Not quite as safe as it used to be: https://twitter.com/PollingReportUK/status/1623770488496324608
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Maybe we should have Nads fill in her Competency Development Framework before she goes.
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Nadine Dorries has announced that she will stand down as an MP at the next election, blaming "sheer stupidity"
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:He's no gonna shag ye, Nads It's Bojo he fuckin might
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I genuinely think he already is, I cannot at all understand why she is so bananas for the man if they aren't in a relationship.
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OwlFancier posted:I genuinely think he already is, I cannot at all understand why she is so bananas for the man if they aren't in a relationship. Because she's remarkably, immensely, and uniquely thick.
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But like, he must reciprocate in some way, it's very weird to imagine that nadine dorries is yandere for boris johnson.
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OwlFancier posted:I genuinely think he already is, I cannot at all understand why she is so bananas for the man if they aren't in a relationship. When it comes to parliament, men who are into consensual relationships with adults are pretty thin on the ground so I guess you have to take what you can get
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Boris is absolutely a treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen fuckstick. Couple that with her being dumb as poo poo, it isn't hard to parse this.
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Grey Hunter posted:It is fun seeing a government self destruct. I just wish we didn't have two more years of this madness before we can switch to a saner form of evil. I think we should be very careful not to conflate New New Labour's particular brand of Sensibleness with actual sanity - even relative sanity. They're just a somewhat different flavour of reality-averse weirdo.
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Neoliberalism is essentially racing in a car straight towards a wall and you hit the accelerator harder five feet before you ram it, because hey, we haven't hit the wall yet, have we? The accelerator is just as good as the brake. Stop talking pedals down just because you don't like them. So yes, insanity.
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Pressing the brake 5 feet away won't achieve much. Depending on the wall, accelerating might be the better plan there. Of course the best plan would be to have a car that knew there was a wall coming and had already braked to prevent the collision. Perhaps we should have an AI run the country.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Pressing the brake 5 feet away won't achieve much. Depending on the wall, accelerating might be the better plan there. https://imgur.com/gallery/nuCGT
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Yes, that is to illustrate the half-century of bad and wrong choices that led you to be five feet away from the wall. Even the brake won't save you at this point.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Of course the best plan would be to have a car that knew there was a wall coming and had already braked to prevent the collision. Perhaps we should have an AI run the country.
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Is he certain that it doesn't just give off ammonia gas as some kind of malison, and the piss was an attempt to stop it doing that?
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Any Thatcher-related iconography that's not covered in piss is incomplete.
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A malison is when you got your job at the paup tormenting factory because your dad owns it.
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Just checking that everyone knows Bazake is a satire account....
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Yes I think it's a trevor bastard thing from the looks of it.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Pressing the brake 5 feet away won't achieve much. Depending on the wall, accelerating might be the better plan there. Sound plan, the country would end up in flames either way
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OwlFancier posted:A malison is when you got your job at the paup tormenting factory because your dad owns it.
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I mean I do agree with him that we should have the death penalty, but specifically I think we should have it for malfeasance in a public office, and other similar offences, rather than stuff like murder. Tough on politicians and on the causes of politicians.
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Intellectual snobbery is when you look down your nose at people just because they believe in stupid loving poo poo, absolute braindead nonsense for cunts, and will not shut up about it.Bobby Deluxe posted:malison pearson 
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