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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

euphronius posted:

true

who is available ?

Dedmon and Ibaka

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Reed is better than them

god doc is so bad

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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indigi posted:

second round picks are like when you couldn't think of a present so you gave your parents a coupon book with like "I will clean my room" "one night of early bed time"

theyre where you land a jokic

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

euphronius posted:

true

who is available ?
i’ll pop over to the ball arena and see what they want for the reigning 2-time Most Valuable Player of the National Basketball League. that’s gotta be an improvement over whoever y’all have now, right?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

no . Reed is a better center

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

euphronius posted:

no . Reed is a better center
what’s his DpM?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TenementFunster posted:

what’s his DpM?

he has 10 in 375 mins

so …. 37.5 dpm

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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euphronius posted:

he has 10 in 375 mins

so …. 37.5 dpm

lol

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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they should play him more if he could average 1800 dunks per game. final scores would be like 3650 to 113

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

this is why Doc is so bad

the fans see it

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

eagerly waiting for dunks per minute to be the next moneyball scenario but for basketball

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I can’t understand anything shaq is saying

I’m probably deaf

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

euphronius who is gonna play you in the movie

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Blake Griffen

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Giann is

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

unnamed point guard

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I’m watching Brooklyn Chicago for those who say I don’t watch hall

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Ben Simmons off the bench

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

it’s his team now

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

he does look a lot better without ball dominate players

he can’t guard bigs at all tho.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Simmons is a shell of himself. Jesus

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!
good. how are you gonna let trae young destroy your career

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Ben Simmons is probably the best passing big man I’ve ever seen

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Ben Simmons is leading a run and his teammates are touching him, smiling at him like roger daltry in the Tommy movie

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

euphronius posted:

unnamed point guard

Thought this was Derrick rose but he shamefully only has 106 dunks , that knee injury robbed him. Can't be Jordan because the basketball ref stats only go back to 1997 and he had 138 his last two years as a bull when he was super old and barely able to do it anymore

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mastershakeman posted:

Thought this was Derrick rose but he shamefully only has 106 dunks , that knee injury robbed him. Can't be Jordan because the basketball ref stats only go back to 1997 and he had 138 his last two years as a bull when he was super old and barely able to do it anymore
who is the mystery small guard ?? keep guessing


this made me look up ja morant



👀

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

euphronius posted:

who is the mystery small guard ?? keep guessing


this made me look up ja morant



👀

literally 1/4 the athlete AG is

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

kingcobweb posted:

literally 1/4 the athlete AG is

you have to account for height

morant is a small guard

Gianni’s is a mountain spirit

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

euphronius posted:

Ben Simmons is probably the best passing big man I’ve ever seen

did u forget magic johnson & larry bird???

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

fart simpson posted:

did u forget magic johnson & larry bird???

magic was pretty good yeah

good point

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

He's coming Home

https://twitter.com/JDumasReports/status/1623815354945515521

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

euphronius posted:

Blake Griffen


knees, man :smith:


i was at the KU/OU game where he got injured, and man that was a bummer

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

ex post facho posted:

don't listen to dmac, 104.3 doesn't know poo poo
circling back

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

who dunks more per minute ? like kornet or jokic

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

euphronius posted:

who is the mystery small guard ?? keep guessing


this made me look up ja morant



👀

I figured ja would be at 200 by end of season and couldn't be him

Lavine? Nah, over 400
Fvv? 0. Fred...c'mon buddy. Steph with only 26 and Chris Paul 42. Pathetic

mastershakeman fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Feb 10, 2023

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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euphronius posted:

who dunks more per minute ? like kornet or jokic

without looking it up im 1000% sure its luke kornet. he probably gets like 2 dunks a game in less than 10 minutes played

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

to be fair I should say who is the mystery ”small “ guard ??

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

fart simpson posted:

without looking it up im 1000% sure its luke kornet. he probably gets like 2 dunks a game in less than 10 minutes played

yeah he’s killing it

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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
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https://videos.nba.com/nba/pbp/media/2023/02/08/0022200824/262/e817e068-8818-cc4c-316e-08adfcfe762f_1280x720.mp4

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