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Blue Footed Booby posted:My boobs propelled a steel lid to several times escape velocity New SpaceX programme coming along well then ? e: I shan't apologise for this snipe.
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I like how the NZ Police Commissioner correctly identifies Australians as being bigger coke heads than New Zealanders.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1623177459251150848 I'm p sure if the US found that much cocaine it'd be "300 BILLION DOLLAR BUST"
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Milo and POTUS posted:I'm p sure if the US found that much cocaine it'd be "300 BILLION DOLLAR BUST" that's just because australians smartly buy at wholesale prices.
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The seizure would deal a “significant blow” to an international criminal syndicate’s operation.
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I'm holding my breath in apprehension, I should sniff around and see what I can find.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1623177459251150848
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The Graduate (reboot); "Let me tell you one word, just one word: cocaine."
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Splicer posted:I can't believe they found three tonnes of cocaine. What does two and a half tonnes of cocaine even look like? Where do you even store two tonnes of cocaine? Inside some bears, the internet suggests.
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By popular demand posted:Inside some bears, the internet suggests. huh, i always thought it was more of a twink thang.
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Splicer posted:I can't believe they found three tonnes of cocaine. What does two and a half tonnes of cocaine even look like? Where do you even store two tonnes of cocaine? Dude, you can't blow this for us. You're outta line! This will be best illustrated by a cartoon character swallowing the pill and watching as their neck and midsection shake and buzz like they're getting zapped. Lobok has a new favorite as of 15:49 on Feb 8, 2023 |
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I hear it even improves your chess game.
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Yes Doc I'll be needing that new vibrating thing inside me. For constipation. Definitely for constipation.
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Well its better than drinking mercury.
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Can’t wait for the inevitable Cocaine Shark movie.
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Vets use the same concept for constipated reptiles. 
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cyberia posted:Vets use the same concept for constipated reptiles. That just looks like a way to smuggle a vibrator. Looks like another way I mean.
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cyberia posted:Vets use the same concept for constipated reptiles. Tickling thos testudines
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Splicer posted:I can't believe they found three tonnes of cocaine. What does two and a half tonnes of cocaine even look like? Where do you even store two tonnes of cocaine? In the ocean, clearly.
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cyberia posted:Vets use the same concept for constipated reptiles. Terrapeen
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Makes sense, going for a run always gets things moving due to the bouncing, vibration should work even better
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Can’t wait for the inevitable Cocaine Shark movie.
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Jerry: Cocaine Shark did you just do all my cocaine?! Shark: I couldn't help it, it felt so smooth! <audience laught>
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Cocaine Shark do doo do doo do doo
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Cocaine Shark do doo do doo do doo I hate you for this now. I just wanted you to know.
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Zil posted:I hate you for this now. I just wanted you to know. do doo doo do doo some cocaine you'll feel better
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Por que no los dos
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I've always been a pretty good parkist, but when I try and park my truck after a long period of only driving my car, which is quite small and has 360 degrees of cameras creating a synthetic top down view of the car, I don't do well at parking my truck.
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lmao she tried to kill her with da joose.
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