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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
You could say that the game has

Barry Foster posted:

a Judeo-Bolshevik plot.

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

forkboy84 posted:

Oh no, but I need my 3 hour commute to recharge my batteries...

I loving love the stink of desperation on all those articles trying to get people back into offices

It powers me. It sustains me

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Microplastics posted:

I loving love the stink of desperation on all those articles trying to get people back into offices

It powers me. It sustains me

Please... my commercial properties... they are very empty

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
My... my Pret stock!!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Any Tory discussion of the death penalty should be met with excited agreement and then talking about how David Amess hasn't been causing any harm recently.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Gonzo McFee posted:

Any Tory discussion of the death penalty should be met with excited agreement and then talking about how David Amess hasn't been causing any harm recently.

lol :drat:

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

A city where everything you might usually need is within 15 minutes of where you live.



This is terrible because communists also tried to plan a city once.

And you know who else built a city :jewish:

Rarity posted:

Oh I have this at the moment, it loving owns

Yeah, it's really funny seeing the "15 Minute City :byodood:" become the latest right-wing bogeyman, where the WEF are going to put you in a ghetto surrounded by guard towers manned by blue-haired non-binary woke snipers, your car will be taken away and you won't be allowed to travel more than 15 minutes from your home.

I live in a Victorian/Edwardian suburb that hasn't been (totally) ruined by car-pandering and austerity and it's pretty much a 15-minute neighbourhood as it is. If you include cycling in that 15-minute timeframe the city itself probably counts, thanks to a once world-class cycle path network that has somehow not been sold to developers and some genuinely good New Town 1950s zoning decisions. It basically just requires having a high street that's not entirely bookies and vape shops, a pub, a cafe, a park, a school, a community hall and a library. There are loads of places in the UK that are already 15-minute neighbourhoods or very close to being so.

But as soon as you put a name to 'thing that already exists' the paranoid right will immediately take against it as some sinister plot to undermine our way of life. Especially if you start proposing that there should be more of them and that might require some people to experience a change of lifestyle or some aspect of society and large impacting on their daily routine. Double-especially if it involves reducing/removing car usage.

BalloonFish fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Feb 10, 2023

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

My hair will be purple thankyouverymuch.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Sounds like Starmer won't need need to look hard for a reason to kick out Ian Lavery

https://twitter.com/DanNeidle/status/1624028088022564866?s=20

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

The thing gets so much weirder with the specificity of putting 1612 in there:

https://twitter.com/epistemophagy/status/1623822619702349826?t=9aWhM31mdGGxEcDvoR8PoA&s=19

Like ok, the goblin horn is longer than usual and spirals, but you could read that as coincidence. Blocking it with cheese could just be someone doing purple monkey dishwasher humour. But the specificity of 1612 and gorgonzola is just bizarre unless there is a subwriter on the team deliberately trying to make this an antisemitic joke.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Basically "it's poo poo, we like that it's poo poo, and if you don't like it you can gently caress off"

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Noxville posted:

Even if you want to put aside JK Rowling due to her lack of direct involvement with the game, yikes

https://twitter.com/badtakeaccel/status/1623725637985763328?s=46&t=fRlRg4SjgWtM3yk48UbZow

lol

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

i imagine the boardroom were “guys, this JK trans stuff is getting out of hand…we need to change the subject”

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I've been replying a lot to Kelvin MacKenzie on twitter over the past couple of weeks attacking his fascist opinions, and I didn't get a single bite.

So I switched tactic, knowing absolutely nothing about his personal life, and replied to his latest tweet "I can totally see why your family wants nothing to do with you". I was blocked within 30 seconds. :allears:

Tesla was right
Apr 3, 2009

Whats with all the robot sex avatars?

Darth Walrus posted:

Speaking of bizarre antisemitism that we're apparently supposed to be treating as reasonable and moderate Just Because:

https://twitter.com/niamh_mcintyre/status/1623990116686389250?s=46&t=pFjmm6LWXNhYPKYdqB1DfQ

gently caress's sake, this is my parents' MP.

This dickhead wrote a letter to every school in his constituency railing against trans people and was told to gently caress off by headteachers, councillors and the mayor.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Rarity posted:

What the gently caress are 15 minute cities?

NGL I was expecting this to be that weird NEOM arcology thing they're supposed building in Saudi Arabia. Near as I can tell, the closest thing they've got to building in the whole megaplex is a luxury yacht harbour/hotel though.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Jel Shaker posted:

i imagine the boardroom were “guys, this JK trans stuff is getting out of hand…we need to change the subject”

The game development company is based in Salt Lake City. Can't help but wonder if that might have an influence on the number of far-right bullshit artists involved in the project (the former producer was also a psycho).

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

fuctifino posted:

I've been replying a lot to Kelvin MacKenzie on twitter over the past couple of weeks attacking his fascist opinions, and I didn't get a single bite.

So I switched tactic, knowing absolutely nothing about his personal life, and replied to his latest tweet "I can totally see why your family wants nothing to do with you". I was blocked within 30 seconds. :allears:

Lol. Shouldn't be too hard to create a bot to spam this in the replies of every Tory's tweets. Spread the psychic damage out

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Rarity posted:

Oh I have this at the moment, it loving owns

Are you the one person in Bristol who doesn't have to rely on the absolute abomination that is First Bus?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Aphex- posted:

Are you the one person in Bristol who doesn't have to rely on the absolute abomination that is First Bus?

Every day I wake up and give thanks to God that I don't have to use our lovely bus service

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
I think the 1612 thing is a stretch. The Fettmilch uprising was in 1614, not 1612. Tensions were simmering in Frankfurt prior to this--including during 1612 when the new Emperor came to power--but that's true for almost every historical event--the actual massacre took place on August 22nd 1614. You could find an instance of Jewish persecution (whether pogrom, massacre, expulsion, or some onerous and degrading new law) almost every year between 1100 and 1650 somewhere in Europe so any date you pick in that range you'd find something. Fettmilch's uprising is notable only in that it was one of the last (in the HRE), it killed two people, and it ended with Fettmilch being executed and the expelled jews of Frankfurt being returned to the city under imperial escort. Of all persecutions an anti-semite could glorify, this one is arguably the least successful ever. For this to work our hypothetical anti-semite needs to know about an obscure event in the history of one city in germany, needs to decide to obscure the allusion by moving it off by 2 years, needs to think that Fettmich means "full fat milk" in german (which it doesn't, really, that's a bit like calling dark chocolate "no milk chocolate" in English), needs to know that gorgonzola is made with both full fat milk and animal rennet, and needs to know that this specific cheese is not Kosher for that reason. This seems unlikely to me, given that most alt-right people are complete morons whose idea of "talking in code" is pretending to be a literal clown and referring to the holocaust as "baking 6 million pies". They're not capable of that level of subtlety.

The horn is bad enough without going full conspiracy on it.

EDIT: On second thought, put the offensive term they used for the holocaust in spoilers

Reveilled fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Feb 10, 2023

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Aphex- posted:

Are you the one person in Bristol who doesn't have to rely on the absolute abomination that is First Bus?

She drives the bus.

Gambrinus
Mar 1, 2005
I'm quite glad I was a bit too old for Harry Potter when it came out, it all looks a bit complicated these days.

You don't see this sort of carry-on with Jennings.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Rarity posted:

Every day I wake up and give thanks to God that I don't have to use our lovely bus service

I spent too many years sitting on those loving buses. I'd live 2 miles from the centre and it would still take me 45 minutes to get there. I could have walked faster. Now I've moved 30 miles out of the city and it takes me about that time to drive in, it's insane. Thank god for WFH.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Aphex- posted:

Are you the one person in Bristol who doesn't have to rely on the absolute abomination that is First Bus?

First Bus were alright until they scrapped the 3 stop hop which used to be exactly enough stops to make my ~30 minute walk to work into a 5 minute bus ride if I felt like a lie in.

The Metrobus is still ok if you want to get into the city centre without spending 45 minutes doing laps of Bradley Stoke first.

Mr Phillby
Apr 8, 2009

~TRAVIS~
You can tell theres a lot of american far right backing to the 15 minute city conspiracy as restricting the hours a car can use a road using cameras and fines is equivalent to erecting those force fields the Combine use in half life 2 to them.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Lol

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Want a red one dammit

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

A little under 4 months ago they crashed the economy of a G7 nation into a pile of turds by stating their intent to basically do away with income tax for the rich... and here we are now.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Rust Martialis posted:

Want a red one dammit



Did you burn your thumb

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Gambrinus posted:

I'm quite glad I was a bit too old for Harry Potter when it came out, it all looks a bit complicated these days.

You don't see this sort of carry-on with Jennings.

I was literally the perfect age for those books and by book 5 I was like "this is starting to get weird" when Harry kept TALKING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M A TEENAGER drat IT AND WERE ANGSTY AND NOONE UNDERSTANDS ME

Hermione's quixotic attempts to free the elves also felt weirdly shoehorned in

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/gabriel_pogrund/status/1623992555523252224?s=46&t=asZJETc9uk49P0ceVNwZ8w

Can you even call this 'corruption'? That suggests a perversion of the system, rather than official infrastructure to facilitate its primary function.

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Mr Phillby posted:

You can tell theres a lot of american far right backing to the 15 minute city conspiracy as restricting the hours a car can use a road using cameras and fines is equivalent to erecting those force fields the Combine use in half life 2 to them.

Objecting to the 15 minute city thing is so bizarre because why would anyone living in a city not want local services within 15 minutes of them?

Oh wait, it's because they don't want The Poors at their nice local well-funded services, and prefer them corralled in areas with lovely or no amenities elsewhere.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Gambrinus posted:

I'm quite glad I was a bit too old for Harry Potter when it came out, it all looks a bit complicated these days.

You don't see this sort of carry-on with Jennings.

loving amen. I was a bit old for the HP books (first came out when I was a teen iirc) but I tried reading it and was just ‘This is Jennings except bad, with a poo poo magic system thrown on top’. I’m almost those exact words.

(I have not dared look at a Jennings book since I hit puberty, and prior to that was roundly bullied at my own public school for reading them, but even though I’m sure they’re plenty problematic today I doubt they’re Potter levels of offensive).

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
I was raised by George "the rebels are literally the Vietcong and I hate the British and American empires" Lucas and Gene "Horny Space Communist Utopia" Roddenberry, which is why I turned out so drat great

I tried to read the first Harry Potter book but even at eleven or so I could tell it was dumb poo poo for babbies and put it down a few chapters in

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Harry potter was readable when it came out and you were 11. 20 years on you pick it back and realise the entire series of books are endless plot holes, bad decisions by everyone involved, incredibly stupid retconning and incredibly lazy plots.

I wouldnt read it to my kids now because jk rowling sucks poo poo. Looking forward to reading them terry pratchett though :getin:

The best roll model is as you say, star trek. Particularly TNG.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Rust Martialis posted:

Want a red one dammit



may i recommend one of these

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

crispix posted:

may i recommend one of these



Look at that subtle off-burgundy coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has European Union membership!

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

But it very clearly states it's not a passport at the bottom :confused:

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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Imagine being Irish and not being British, must be some buzz.

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