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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

It's happening folks. Another balloon has been shot out of the air.


Let's bring in our expert panel to explain the invasion of China.

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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
China's balloon tour service is on the rocks

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

*angry Graham Chapman voice* ITS NOT A BALLOON!!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Won't someone put the rabid dog down already

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Balloon Blasting Biden is up to his shenanigans again!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
It's a bad time to be a large balloon, I tell ya...

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Joe Biden.....

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Balon

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
This is inflasecution

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbO5ZEqYlVQ Pray for Joe Budden, election stolen from him by Joe Biden

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Why did I hear it like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4zUHIa2RSc

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

This object was only the size of a small car, such as a 2023 honda civic.

They are not even calling it a balloon yet.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Mulaney Power Move posted:

This object was only the size of a small car, such as a 2023 honda civic.

They are not even calling it a balloon yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihgaopaSfb0

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I want ballen

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Time to send some balloons their way.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Have they moved on to drones now? Or was it just a really big goose?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It was ET's parents. He's an orphan now.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Mulaney Power Move posted:

This object was only the size of a small car, such as a 2023 honda civic.

They are not even calling it a balloon yet.

I didn’t realize the US had fallen so far behind China in the tech race, but I still don’t think we should be shooting down their flying cars.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
I just need 97 more for a hilarious 99 Red China Balloons joke!

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I wonder how many balloons would be needed to drain the us missile supply. Probably an absurd amount. But absurd is what it’s all about in balloons vs sidewinders

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They should start equipping the balloons with countermeasures as a troll.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
We should start sending balloons shaped like the pigs balls over China

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

goatface posted:

They should start equipping the balloons with countermeasures as a troll.

fill them with glitter and glue

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

goatface posted:

They should start equipping the balloons with countermeasures as a troll.

Lmfao the balloon starts releasing chaff

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Japan sent balloons over the US in WW2 and we nuked them. I hope Biden is as courageous as Truman.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I watched some absurd "What if aliens invaded?" show on Discovery or something and in it they posit the scrappy human resistance will defeat the aliens by launching a massive balloon attack on the mothership, because at that time our advanced technology will be long gone.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
We need to bring back the military zeppelin, I'm loving ready to go


I'll start the drat war if we got a-holes thinking they can float ballons over MY AMERICA :madmax:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Sure, we'll repeal the one child policy, on one condition...
*Pulls open warehouse door to reveal balloons*

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

They really need to include flowers with their balloons. Basket display could help too.


Has no one in China heard of 1-800-FLOWERS?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



oh neat, this is how the Fallout games started, good luck people of Anchorage

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What did a balloon fallout of sky

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
卡门圣地亚哥 is trying to steal the Northern Lights!

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Colonel Cancer posted:

What did a balloon fallout of sky

nothing whats a ballon fallout of the sky with you?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

HECK Y EAS BABY YOU DON"T MESS WITH TEXAS

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A second confirmed air kill for the F22. So brave.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


goatface posted:

A second confirmed air kill for the F22. So brave.

NOW THAT THEY TASTED BLOOD IT WILL NEVER STOP

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



its going to be pretty hilarious when it comes out that all these balloons are really just some chinese university testing atmospheric conditions or some such.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Watch Biden start a trade war

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
99 Xi balloons
Floating in the winter sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
The 99 Xi balloons go by

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