Comic Strips 2023: It's not a fetish or anything, I swear

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Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Feb 11, 2023 01:26

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# ? May 28, 2024 11:51

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Thread, I regret to inform you that we are about to witness Gunther losing his virginity.

Luann

Gil Thorp

Home Free

# ? Feb 11, 2023 01:30

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Ballard Street

Yeah I'd like a one-way ticket to Ballard Street, please.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 01:53

Drakyn: Dec 26, 2012

BigglesSWE posted:

Ballard Street

Stand on the shoulders of Ballards, Carl.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 02:24

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

SuperKlaus posted:

Local Child Psyched To Die

# ? Feb 11, 2023 02:33

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXE8LdXzeHM

Hostile V posted:

Local Child Psyched To Die

This one got a laugh. Coney is inheriting her parents sarcasm well.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 03:06

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Feb 11, 2023 05:03

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Julet Esqu posted:

Thread, I regret to inform you that we are about to witness Gunther losing his virginity.

That happened with Rosa. Remember, he started going with the stubble look?

# ? Feb 11, 2023 05:37

rannum: Nov 3, 2012

Selachian posted:

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 10/17-19/40

Selachian posted:

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 10/21-23/40

Saved by the Little Rascals' dog!

It is physically impossible to guess anything that happens in this comic

the final panel of scarlet holding the bomb is incredible, though. I love the dog getting spooked and running away throughought the comic too, thats fun.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 05:49

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

1980 comics

This is technically a repeat since the paper accidentally printed it on the first too.

Dick Tracy

Footrot Flats

The Lockhorns

Computoon: Origins

Legends in the Heights

# ? Feb 11, 2023 07:02

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

Jesus dude, who knows, just get out of there

Do you want to die

Julet Esqu posted:

Thread, I regret to inform you that we are about to witness Gunther losing his virginity.

Luann

Bets will stream it live on Twitch

# ? Feb 11, 2023 07:09

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

Heathcliff

Compu-toon

Garfield

Overboard

Monty

Yech

Classic Arlo and Janis (March 10, 2001)

Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

On The Fastrack

Safe Havens

# ? Feb 11, 2023 07:36

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

riderchop posted:

Yech

Just in time for valentine's. :negative:

# ? Feb 11, 2023 09:25

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Daddy Daze

Take It From the Tinkersons

Macanudo

Dark Side of the Horse

# ? Feb 11, 2023 09:28

Hempuli: Nov 16, 2011

This Luann arc can only go badly. Either Gunther doesn't chicken out and it'll be awful, or he does and it'll be awful.

B. Virtanen

ANSU

Fingerpori

In Finnish, "home porn" conveys effectively the meaning of "homemade porn" and is probably the more common term. The grammatically correct phrase would be "kotitekoista pornoa" but it's a bit long.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 09:41

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Fingerpori

The literal translation for the Finnish phrase would be "does not demand rubbing", but that wouldn't work in English.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 09:45

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

EasyEW posted:

And meanwhile, in the real world...

Look at all those millennial woke-oids riled up into cancelling people who are patriotic about their country, why back in my day-

And now that I'm done with that sarcasm, in today's Blueberry: Now it's Blueberry who's censoring his own story, or Now, I tried to find what Melville poem was referenced in the original translation - it was something about a bronze cave? And red blood? But I couldn't at all say for sure I found it, so I went with what I felt was best, or Now, here's a funny thing - Mickey Free was a real person, a child who had been abducted by Apaches, and was raised accordingly by them until he joined the U.S. Army. What makes this funny is that his abduction triggered a punitive expedition against the Chiricahua peoples by the U.S. government, resulting in an eventual Indian war that was brought about by the orders of one George Nicholas... Bascom. Yes, that Bascom was the basis for the Bascom who was instrumental in the whole Blueberry adventure series starting in the first place

# ? Feb 11, 2023 10:03

everyone wear hats now: Jul 29, 2010

The Creeps

# ? Feb 11, 2023 13:33

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

Vintage Valiant (Sep. 25, 1955)

# ? Feb 11, 2023 14:13

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

riderchop posted:

Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

And for a second there I thought she was talking about her D&D character build.

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 2/10/03

Stephen Collins

Brenda Starr 5/21/50

Smokey Stover 11/16/52

Everyday Movies 2/3/36

"I've got an opening for a doorman. Can you handle a switchboard, fire boilers and repair elevators?"

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 10/24-26/40

# ? Feb 11, 2023 15:23

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Now for two years of Val recounting everything to this point Mozz-style

# ? Feb 11, 2023 15:28

manero: Jan 30, 2006

Nancy 1943

# ? Feb 11, 2023 15:33

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Arn: One day I shall become a king and be okay with women and children burned at stake because of political reasons!

# ? Feb 11, 2023 15:50

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

EBB posted:

Now for two years of Val recounting everything to this point Mozz-style

Arn looks up as his sire speaks, perplexed. Val insists such events took place 'thousands of years ago', and a mystical fog billows out of the very air as the words leave his lips...

# ? Feb 11, 2023 15:51

Small Strange Bird: Sep 22, 2006; Merci, chaton!

everyone wear hats now posted:

That got a genuine laugh out of me. The Creeps is (are?) great.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 16:29

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Feb 11, 2023 16:59

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

everyone wear hats now posted:

The Creeps

The creeps loving rule. Thank you for posting them again.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 17:33

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

The creeps are horrible. Thank you for posting them again.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 17:49

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Which creep is the smart one?

# ? Feb 11, 2023 18:19

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

The one that makes the joke work.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 18:21

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

The one that stays in his room.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 18:32

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

Which creep is the smart one?

the one that isn't the nice one

# ? Feb 11, 2023 18:32

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Murdstone posted:

That happened with Rosa. Remember, he started going with the stubble look?

Gunther and Rosa don't even remember that

Luann

Gil Thorp

Home Free

# ? Feb 11, 2023 18:37

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.