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StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

I'm shocked the comments are still on for that video. It's awesome to have 150 people call you a moron.

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tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

If you have to park in front of your house, remember to leave a sizeable gap so drunk drivers can't total all your cars in one weeck.



https://imgur.com/a/hOmvSk7

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/PeccaryNotPig/status/1610839234704977920?s=20&t=YUPrc5ff0iJn2viLBzbNDA

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jan 5, 2023

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1610022167697047553?s=20&t=fuUspWstfC3iFvXI-A77Yw

Lots of comments about the potential for a Tesla to ram into it.

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice
Cool, until they use it for an augmented reality prank and show car-sized spiders jumping out from the ditches and skittering across the roadway

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
when the rasberry pi running it freezes up and causes a head-on

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
The QR is there so the forward facing camera in your car can scan it to disable the on screen advertising for a fee.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Rude Dude With Tude posted:

The QR is there so the forward facing camera in your car can scan it to disable the on screen advertising for a fee.

Lmao that thing would get shot out so drat fast.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


https://twitter.com/SpeedSportLife/status/1614744314009223168?t=z5DUhfbHAhu74aPPbjuhRQ&s=19

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

You're not allowed to park there, mate.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/WorldBollard/status/1620016449317404673?s=20&t=CyAQeU_ld02DvMUvROoV0w

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/WorldBollard/status/1458755830099193856?s=20&t=CyAQeU_ld02DvMUvROoV0w

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jan 30, 2023

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


^^ Bollards catching people trying to go places they shouldn't is one of my favourite things :allears:

And if it takes you this long to realise you're not going where you want to, you should absolutely not have a licence.


https://twitter.com/jackal27/status/1622035337097748480?t=DlHDDde5ts1lmIvlc8shUw&s=19

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/MarieAnnUK/status/1622299013222375430?s=20&t=LXDOTiD7prB1FrSo9AlVsw

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Well that's not gonna unclench for a while.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Olympic Mathlete posted:

^^ Bollards catching people trying to go places they shouldn't is one of my favourite things :allears:
Oh god yes. I can watch them for hours.

devicenull
May 30, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Olympic Mathlete posted:

^^ Bollards catching people trying to go places they shouldn't is one of my favourite things :allears:

And if it takes you this long to realise you're not going where you want to, you should absolutely not have a licence.


https://twitter.com/jackal27/status/1622035337097748480?t=DlHDDde5ts1lmIvlc8shUw&s=19

quote:

the driver was the grandparent

Of course it was

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I KEPT PUSHING THE BRAKE!!! IT JUST KEPT GOING FASTER!!!

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

When I worked at Hollywood Video I found a report about that happening in our store a few years before I started. That one just got about halfway in and blasted a couple racks that were up against the exterior window, but same deal where an old person thought they were hitting the brake or were in reverse when they weren't.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ass_beaters/status/1622771316792217602?s=20&t=vtukOh-hGilw-Awklyo99g

Entropist
Dec 1, 2007
I'm very stupid.
I've probably already posted this, but it's a good overview of the problem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra_0DgnJ1uQ

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Came out of the Costco and noticed this.




Can't loving have nice things. Can't even have moderately mediocre things.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1623662353714651137?s=20&t=QVWS1Swg9Sz1cZ83OtPqvw

EDIT:

:piss:

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1623908606159749120?s=20&t=t_a_t_Aq2-O0AlC6HwVr1A

Dick Trauma fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Feb 10, 2023

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1624411148672966661?t=Jqq-GC3fntxQ8b9mZTahrg&s=19

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I saw a Viper do the same thing, except all it was doing was taking off at a green light, not even racing someone.

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



Beaten off the line by a no-hood-having, paint-peeling, tire-roasting integra with JUNK on the windshield, and tops it off with that telephone pole smash…incredible.

bigman.50grand
Mar 31, 2007
no
#neverlift

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



Almost had to write off the FiST earlier today. Goddamn driver of the red GM never even so much as glanced in my direction.

https://youtu.be/OolAGFablg4

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


https://twitter.com/hollowchatter/status/1625250529445048331?t=-uJ8rbIJb0yLORB3LuNBqw&s=19

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



Tesla FSD functioning as intended

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
My Model 3 still hasn't killed me or anyone else or fallen apart, but I am selling it and getting an S60 Hybrid.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
That'll show 'em!

https://twitter.com/punished_stu/status/1627649806783987714?s=20

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


My favourite thing about modern cars with big wheels is how expensive tyres are and it being the place most often cut corners on. What I'm saying is they definitely shod the car in ditchfinders :v:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:stare:

https://twitter.com/JohnHenryWUSA/status/1629262387458060291?s=20

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Remove that license and cube the car.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Imperador do Brasil posted:

Tesla FSD functioning as intended

So this tweet is now removed "for violating twitters rules". What'd I miss? Elon get mad about having FSD failures get posted on the Internet and take it down?

Solar Coaster
Sep 2, 2009
https://i.imgur.com/4gTFQZj.mp4

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
this is what happens when someone gets fired from SWIFT.

televiper
Feb 12, 2007

kastein posted:

So this tweet is now removed "for violating twitters rules". What'd I miss? Elon get mad about having FSD failures get posted on the Internet and take it down?

someone Need for Speed’ing

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Olympic Mathlete posted:

Remove that license and cube the car.

Nah let em keep the license. But cube the car. With the driver inside.

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I hope that bus had a dashcam good enough to get the plate on the car.

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