Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1623777351338270720?s=46&t=09OAr6NtaIqwKtFZ2xqmcg From GBS:
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SimonChris posted:From GBS: Last panel should be replaced with him getting run over with a tesla. but I have a killer stomach bug and I’m not doing it.
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1623777351338270720?s=46&t=09OAr6NtaIqwKtFZ2xqmcg bringing your boss hard data and charts showing he's obnoxious and disliked is a top tier move
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Feb 10, 2023 00:28
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IUG posted:Last panel should be replaced with him getting run over with a tesla. but I have a killer stomach bug and I’m not doing it. 
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Feb 10, 2023 00:32
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Exquisite.
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Feb 10, 2023 03:43
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https://twitter.com/reaghhan/status/1623824129295089664?s=20&t=aJX0ZpRsQQzQK4nFfipXDw
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Feb 10, 2023 09:58
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https://twitter.com/frances_coppola/status/1623987990799298560?s=46&t=pFjmm6LWXNhYPKYdqB1DfQ World's most expensive Jenga tower.
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Darth Walrus posted:https://twitter.com/frances_coppola/status/1623987990799298560?s=46&t=pFjmm6LWXNhYPKYdqB1DfQ No it can't be that. It has to be something secret and malicious!  https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1624042986806906883?s=20&t=msh8QsQEXh3_VgXhddkayA
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Feb 10, 2023 14:52
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The conservative persecution complex really is something
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Feb 10, 2023 15:12
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FlamingLiberal posted:The conservative persecution complex really is something It's classic authoritarianism. Dear Leader's (or the movement's) undertakings can never be misguided or incorrect, and if they fail then it can only be due to sabotage by traitorous workers seeking to destroy it from within.
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Feb 10, 2023 16:09
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Dick Trauma posted:https://twitter.com/reaghhan/status/1623824129295089664?s=20&t=aJX0ZpRsQQzQK4nFfipXDw Lmao, recommendations being fixed is going to result in a lot more Musk tweets getting promoted I bet. Also the brass balls on that engineer. "Sir, we have some data here that shows your engagements are down because you suck poo poo and people don't like you."
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Feb 10, 2023 18:16
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Yeah the recommendations are going to be “fixed” by being rigged to what he wants to see and they’ll probably break everyone else’s recommendations in the process
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Feb 10, 2023 18:59
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FlamingLiberal posted:The conservative persecution complex really is something Telling on themselves again. If I'm not able to persecute, then I must be persecuted.
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Feb 10, 2023 19:03
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Main Paineframe posted:It's classic authoritarianism. Dear Leader's (or the movement's) undertakings can never be misguided or incorrect, and if they fail then it can only be due to sabotage by traitorous workers seeking to destroy it from within. "The good king led astray by wicked advisors" trope goes back centuries, and that's just with examples I can think of off hand.
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Feb 10, 2023 19:07
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lol at antman thinking Musk is doing the typing scene from NSCI. I mean he is a keyboard warrior, but his weapon is the pathetic formfactor of a phone. Also more lols at Musk sleeping with all the drugs he does plus the above bird warrior stuff.
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Feb 10, 2023 19:42
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Captain_Maclaine posted:"The good king led astray by wicked advisors" trope goes back centuries, and that's just with examples I can think of off hand. It's always wicked Haman, never wicked Ahasuerus. 
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Feb 10, 2023 20:50
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Absurd Alhazred posted:It's always wicked Haman, never wicked Ahasuerus. Lalli had a good middle ground there
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Feb 10, 2023 21:05
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lol, he actually got to the point in his cocaine binge where he went 'gently caress this, I'm doing it anyway': https://twitter.com/popcrave/status/1624114757354799105?s=46&t=3k_XQgTP0-5NGvsejmLSAg
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Feb 11, 2023 10:36
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Remember when he did that poll about whether he should be CEOs still
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Feb 11, 2023 13:44
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I'm still reveling in the fact that Musk was forced to buy Twotter. I remember all these Tesla stock bros and conservatives making these detailed convoluted arguments about how he can legally just walk away. And after he was forced to buy, they shifted into just loooooving Twitter and claiming that it was such a big brain move to buy it.
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Feb 11, 2023 21:02
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Elon is now claiming that his tweets are so popular they've been causing system performance issues and that people with big block lists are not only contributing to it but are being used to maliciously reduce the visibility of right-wing shitbags. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1624660886572126209?s=20&t=oJAY7x9NcveeW2jaLHJhAg https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1624678792550846464?s=20&t=oJAY7x9NcveeW2jaLHJhAg https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1624669913234436096?s=20&t=oJAY7x9NcveeW2jaLHJhAg
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Feb 12, 2023 14:21
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I knew this would lead to Blue accounts becoming unblockable.
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Feb 12, 2023 14:59
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Sounds like the public would benefit from a free add on that solely blocks Musk.
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Feb 12, 2023 15:06
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What if instead of algorithm timeline that could have errors or put you in an "algorithmic black hole", you just get the tweets from accounts you follow and their retweets in reverse chronological order.
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Feb 12, 2023 15:20
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Social media is like a spotter's guide for freaks. https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1624597022194995200?s=20&t=KwMs026bY5KQpJCVRXV0hw
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Dick Trauma posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1624660886572126209?s=20&t=oJAY7x9NcveeW2jaLHJhAg There's still an eng team? I thought it was just a bunch of yes-men who could code.
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Feb 12, 2023 19:48
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Dick Trauma posted:Social media is like a spotter's guide for freaks. I mean their fundie guy before Donnie was also My Son Killed a Dog Huckleberry, Cruz, and even Dr "sleepy, stabbiest stabber, brother bear"Carson. early camp forming is also useless at this stage, but is also ultimately useless because we all know they will vote for whatever R. e: Doesnt Obama or Swift/someother music lady still hold the #1 birdspot? how come their numbers arent causing issues? PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Feb 12, 2023 |
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Feb 12, 2023 19:54
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PhazonLink posted:I mean their fundie guy before Donnie was also My Son Killed a Dog Huckleberry, Cruz, and even Dr "sleepy, stabbiest stabber, brother bear"Carson. I think that post by Greta burning andrew tate took the #1 spot
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Feb 12, 2023 20:49
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Absurd Alhazred posted:There's still an eng team? I thought it was just a bunch of yes-men who could code. Oh they don't know how to code.
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Feb 12, 2023 22:22
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Dick Trauma posted:Social media is like a spotter's guide for freaks. 
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Feb 13, 2023 00:00
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Captain_Maclaine posted:"The good king led astray by wicked advisors" trope goes back centuries, and that's just with examples I can think of off hand. Surprise: it's not actually Elon, but a monster pretending to be Elon! That's right, it's a false king plot, we're in a jrpg motherfuckers!
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Feb 13, 2023 01:19
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Good, then it can turn out that social media is incarnated as a monster and someone can kill it
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CopywrightMMXI posted:I like Lance but he’s 45 years old and not the type of guy you want to build up too much. He’s also not the type of guy you want to job out too much either. His niche is squashes and the occasional upper midcard program. How are his recommendations though
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Dick Trauma posted:Elon is now claiming that his tweets are so popular they've been causing system performance issues and that people with big block lists are not only contributing to it but are being used to maliciously reduce the visibility of right-wing shitbags. Automata 10 Pack fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Feb 13, 2023 |
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Agents are GO! posted:Surprise: it's not actually Elon, but a monster pretending to be Elon! That's right, it's a false king plot, we're in a jrpg motherfuckers! After killing the monster, Elon breaks free from the crystal he'd been trapped in, only to start ranting about his master vision and the final boss music starts.
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Feb 13, 2023 05:10
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You really do get the sense now that everything he tweets is mainly for the sake of his right wing buddies seeing it and it really doesn't matter who else sees them or not or if anybody else even knows what the gently caress he's talking about. Instead of just having a private chat with them on discord or some other private chat app though it's all just blasted out on twitter cause he wants to show the world what a totally great platform it is at any given time of the day even if his thoughts and assertions aren't meant for the meager masses that cannot comprehend the minds of catturd2 and Ian Miles Cheong
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Kale posted:You really do get the sense now that everything he tweets is mainly for the sake of his right wing buddies seeing it and it really doesn't matter who else sees them or not or if anybody else even knows what the gently caress he's talking about. Instead of just having a private chat with them on discord or some other private chat app though it's all just blasted out on twitter cause he wants to show the world what a totally great platform it is at any given time of the day even if his thoughts and assertions aren't meant for the meager masses that cannot comprehend the minds of catturd2 and Ian Miles Cheong Because it isn't about chatting with like-minded folks. I don't think it's even about proving Twitter is so great. It's about cramming their lovely views and ideas in your face one way or another. They're at such a fever pitch with their half-baked concept of "free speech" that there's chatter in Elon's replies about emptying everyone's block list and disabling blocking. Hell, I'm at a point where I'm pretty sure it'd be easy to get one of them to argue that locking your home is immoral censorship in the off chance some chud wants to barge in and proselytize.
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No, he definitely wants EVERYONE to see his poo poo. He is extremely concerned about how many impressions he is getting. Dude paid 44 billion dollars to force everyone to see his shitposts.
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Sorta wondering why he hasn't pulled a Myspace Tom or an iTunes U2 album if that's what he wants.
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