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Just got a job and the world ends wtf
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Feb 12, 2023 23:10
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Just a Moron posted:This poo poo's genuinely making me anxious, I thought maybe we'd have a few more good years before complete Armageddon. buddy you better believe i’m gonna be pounding one out as i get evaporated by a grey with a laser rifle
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Feb 12, 2023 23:10
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take me 2 ur leader
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Feb 12, 2023 23:11
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hseroK divaD posted:I'm quite sure there was some sort of implicit pact between intelligence agencies like "we'll tolerate your balloons if you do the same", but the bus sized one was too much in the open to be ignored. my money is on this same deal with spy satellites. it’s not like we don’t know they’re there, but other countries can see ours too.
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Feb 12, 2023 23:11
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dads friend steve posted:the US is wasting money shooting down stupid bullshit drifting over our airspace. Simple as Thanks friend I feel better now
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Feb 12, 2023 23:11
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Lol if the US shot down the mothman
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Feb 12, 2023 23:11
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the complete nonchalance over this in most places is driving me crazy lol
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Feb 12, 2023 23:11
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SKULL.GIF posted:
quoting to keep it up to date easy to read
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Feb 12, 2023 23:12
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actually it’s normal for a war to break out in the skies over america. happens all the time
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Feb 12, 2023 23:13
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SKULL.GIF posted:Roughly 12 to 16 hours U F slow
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Feb 12, 2023 23:13
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Egg Moron posted:U F slow
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Feb 12, 2023 23:14
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https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1624894834208014337 booooooooooooo
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Feb 12, 2023 23:15
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put this on loop, really sets the mood. let's kick some Ayass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJhYglDUsWo
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Feb 12, 2023 23:17
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Space Jam posted:buddy you better believe i’m gonna be pounding one out as i get evaporated by a grey with a laser rifle The way God intended https://www.instagram.com/p/BVHhxpy...24-8C2B2200E4E6
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Feb 12, 2023 23:17
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mdemone posted:https://twitter.com/mdemone/status/1624888392554016768?s=20&t=JeXjapeqhbU_IEjAdj3bag Sensibly chuckled
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Feb 12, 2023 23:17
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mdemone posted:I have bad news about the speed of air currents over North America jet stream is on the order of 100 mph, and it was what 16 or so hours between disappearing in MT and reappearing over the Great Lakes?
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Feb 12, 2023 23:17
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they will have to speak soon, i really wonder what the spin will be
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Feb 12, 2023 23:17
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Ok, either it was definitely trash or we only have a few minutes to live. There is no in-between
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Feb 12, 2023 23:17
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CNN indicates the real invasion is the southern border anom was 8 sided, strings trailing no pics ofc 3 most recent anoms were all smaller than CHINEASE SPY PLATFORM
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Feb 12, 2023 23:18
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https://twitter.com/thestormandsky/status/1624890408927993856?s=46&t=OhirulvEK1xswJCZwj7CcA
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Feb 12, 2023 23:18
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fuckin lue balled
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Feb 12, 2023 23:19
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dads friend steve posted:jet stream is on the order of 100 mph, and it was what 16 or so hours between disappearing in MT and reappearing over the Great Lakes? If they are just picking up random sky trash on the radar can they confidently say it's the same object?
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Feb 12, 2023 23:19
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mdemone posted:I have bad news about the speed of air currents over North America at 20k feet? that's basically the jet stream. 120kmph/75mph.  this poo poo is all sky junk. i want it to be aliens but it's just sky junk and america is stupid and insane and just yosemite sam shooting into the air because they're embarassed about the big chinese balloons the other week
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Feb 12, 2023 23:19
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So, it was shaped like an octagon and had strings attached to it but no discernible payload? Sounds like it was carrying something that was dropped before it was shot down.
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Feb 12, 2023 23:21
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SKULL.GIF posted:Roughly 12 to 16 hours that maths out. its about 1315 miles. so thats like between 80-110mph which is like the median wind speed at that altitude. Sorry Ohio, no doped up on chlorine snake woman sex for you.
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Feb 12, 2023 23:21
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like we've comprehensively filled the oceans with garbage, of course we're doing the same with the sky ocean
Mola Yam has issued a correction as of 23:25 on Feb 12, 2023 |
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Feb 12, 2023 23:21
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Notable f22 aerial victories -big ol' balloon -sky junk
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Feb 12, 2023 23:22
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:the complete nonchalance over this in most places is driving me crazy lol
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Feb 12, 2023 23:22
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chuckling that the joint chiefs were going to hold a press conference until someone showed them photos of an above ground pool getting obliterated by a $500,000 dollar missile
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Feb 12, 2023 23:22
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Mola Yam posted:like we've comperhensively filled the oceans with garbage, of course we're doing the same with the sky ocean A shitload of those grocery store plastic bags just blowing around in the atmosphere, loving with NORAD.
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Feb 12, 2023 23:23
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BoldFace posted:So, it was shaped like an octagon and had strings attached to it but no discernible payload? Sounds like it was carrying something that was dropped before it was shot down. The payload is somewhere between Montana and the centre of Lake Huron. Get looking, people! We can cover a lot of ground if we split up!
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Feb 12, 2023 23:24
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blatman posted:fuckin lue balled [UAPs] fuckin lue balled
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Feb 12, 2023 23:25
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"Taiwan has observed dozens of Chinese military balloon flights in its airspace in recent years, far more than previously known." hell yeah I love war
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Feb 12, 2023 23:25
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we are actively SHOOTING DOWN UFOs over our airspace and NOBODY IS GIVING A GOOD EXPLANATION
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Feb 12, 2023 23:25
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also THEY ARE GAINING SIDES
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Feb 12, 2023 23:26
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poo poo the size of small cars is just blowing around up there?
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Feb 12, 2023 23:26
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just realized what the hanging strings were foruber_stoat posted:take me 2 ur leader
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Feb 12, 2023 23:27
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Kessler Syndrome event happened and they aren't telling us
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Feb 12, 2023 23:28
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Sir another Coleman has hit the freedom tower
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Feb 12, 2023 23:28
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it's like if a broken drone sub washed up in oregon, and america responded by deploying zumwalt class destroyers to shoot at the pacfic garbage patch and those garfield phones that keep washing up in france
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Feb 12, 2023 23:29
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