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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Imagine a dicksaw
no wait, someone else did so you dont have to:

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Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Imagine a dicksaw
no wait, someone else did so you dont have to:



I see someone found Heather Chandler's sex toy.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

LawfulWaffle posted:

Imagine being 91 and having to listen to someone who definitely thinks they are funny tell you about why their tweets aren’t getting enough engagement because block lists are too big while you are trying to watch the Super Bowl.

Imagine thinking that Murdoch knows where he is at any given time.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/wwRkjk8.mp4

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Enigma of the Ami-Llama Fault

MSPain
Jul 14, 2006
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SecondhandPowerfulFairybluebird-mobile.mp4

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Imagine a dicksaw
no wait, someone else did so you dont have to:



My friend drew that and snail mailed it to me like 10+ years ago. He was really proud of it.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time


Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:

Av/name/post synergy.

I think your friend knows you well.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
My username is the guy in the right hand corner who I’ve also got a weird snail mailed drawing of somewhere

I’ll try and dig it up later

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Frank Frank posted:

Hahaha gently caress the eagles. gently caress their lovely toxic fans and their stinking shitpile of a city., Suffer forever you dumb bitches. Your team is trash and so are you. Eeaaaaattt my poo poo you garbagelords. Lmao. Aaaaaahahhaahahahaahha

You LOSE and it’s funny AF

Lemme get an Eagles lose probe. Suck my shittttttt

Philly losers eat an enormous fat dick lol

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Frank Frank was Brock Purdy this whole time!?

Raspberry Bang
Feb 14, 2007



No thanks. I’ve already seen Eraserhead.

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

it gave birth to a kids crappy drawing

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I bet it’s actually his giant mothballs :v:

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

'The air feels good on my skin!"

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Hey kids! Who wants to play Resurrection?



$72 for loving cardboard? Be cheaper to take a three day nap in an oversized Amazon box.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Here’s a gross thing that fell out of my ear this afternoon

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Dick Fontaine posted:

Here’s a gross thing that fell out of my ear this afternoon



Impressive

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Liquid Chicken posted:

Hey kids! Who wants to play Resurrection?



$72 for loving cardboard? Be cheaper to take a three day nap in an oversized Amazon box.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Dick Fontaine posted:

Here’s a gross thing that fell out of my ear this afternoon



Ah, yes, an ear lentil as we call them in my family. Which gave rise to the insult "lentil head"

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

Dick Fontaine posted:

Here’s a gross thing that fell out of my ear this afternoon



Expect a phone call from Bertie Bott’s attorney.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
These new earbuds are surprisingly tiny but also kinda gross looking tbh

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Dick Fontaine posted:

Here’s a gross thing that fell out of my ear this afternoon



Don't put guinea pig poops in your ear, kids.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




My sister stuck a popcorn kernel in her ear when she was 3 or 4. Very exciting for 7-8 year old me to look inside her ear and see it with whatever that tool doctors use to look inside ears is.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I had a friend in elementary school who put a pussy willow seed in her ear. She claimed that I was the one who put the seed in her ear but I knew her dad used to beat her so I didn't fight the accusation too hard. I got lectured by the principal and a teacher for what felt like hours.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Admiral Joeslop posted:

My sister stuck a popcorn kernel in her ear when she was 3 or 4. Very exciting for 7-8 year old me to look inside her ear and see it with whatever that tool doctors use to look inside ears is.
A palantir

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
so can llamas not walk after being born like horses?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Buce
Dec 23, 2005


lol

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Virgin Mary was the originator of the Botox gene

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Slugworth posted:

A palantir

You're telling me that Peregrin Took is a doctor?

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

:psyduck:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Imagine a dicksaw
no wait, someone else did so you dont have to:



What happens when you give the balls a tug?

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
judging from the schematic, i can only suppose thats how it starts?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Non Compos Mentis posted:

What happens when you give the balls a tug?

The chain self-lubes.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Missing Name posted:

Ah, yes, an ear lentil as we call them in my family. Which gave rise to the insult "lentil head"

The Cursed Images Thread: Ah, yes, an ear lentil as we call them in my family

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Admiral Joeslop posted:

My sister stuck a popcorn kernel in her ear when she was 3 or 4. Very exciting for 7-8 year old me to look inside her ear and see it with whatever that tool doctors use to look inside ears is.

A bit of hot oil would have had that thing shooting out in no time.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Non Compos Mentis posted:

What happens when you give the balls a tug?

WROOOM!

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Dick Fontaine posted:

Here’s a gross thing that fell out of my ear this afternoon



Huh, poo poo for brains

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