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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Steadiman posted:

Lol so that was the solution the engineers came up with to fix his engagement problems? I hope Elon knows all his new friends are gonna demand this now

Nah, Nitter is an open source project that, uh I think scrapes Twitter (I'm not exactly sure how they get the data) and delivers it to users. They mesh a bunch of users' requests together so Twitter can't tell who's checking the feeds of users. They also have a few features that Twitter got rid of a while ago to force you to visit it and encourage site engagement (like RSS feeds).

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Almost Smart posted:

Seeing a conventional steering wheel there instead of a yoke with the covering fraying off of it.

8/10
Yes.... but it's fallen off (or been removed) so that's got to count for something...

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1625289214026809348?s=46&t=FBO24Gdxn4cEPy9p3w7vpA
Vanity UN-Fair…get it? Honestly think this is an original Elon. It seems like the sort of thing he would feel was hilarious

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



FAILING Vanity Fair

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Low rent Konnect @ blox invading my Twatter feedz

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

holy poo poo

how does one person climb so far up their own rear end

hahahahahahaha

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
uhh does that refer to like, the lithium mines and poo poo

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Cable Guy posted:

Re-posting coz I'm proud of enthusiastic for my work....



the tattoo scene but they say 'concerning' and 'interesting'

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008



why is the text layout so hosed up?

E the Shaggy
Mar 29, 2010
If Musk had been born in America, he would have 100% announced his presidential run by now.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

E the Shaggy posted:

If Musk had been born in America, he would have 100% announced his presidential run by now.

Trump would destroy that man's soul in a republican debate

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


E the Shaggy posted:

If Musk had been born in America, he would have 100% announced his presidential run by now.

If musk was president he would sign an executive order that says everybody had to be his friend and like his stolen memes

Mal-3
Oct 21, 2008

kazil posted:

Trump would destroy that man's soul in a republican debate

Jeb! would destroy him in a debate.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

I would blow Dane Cook posted:




why is the text layout so hosed up?
Emoji's not rendering maybe...?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

he's gonna run for president and somehow republicans are gonna let him do it. :sever:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i hope he loses all his money campaigning and doesn't win

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Buce posted:

he's gonna run for president and somehow republicans are gonna let him do it. :sever:

Eh, he doesn't have the force of personality to campaign for anything in real life. Trump, or pretty much anyone, could just make a good slam and he'd quietly stutter and make a non-response, then go back to twitter to vaguely complain about it.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I would blow Dane Cook posted:




why is the text layout so hosed up?

I think they did that on purpose to look similar to edited screenshots.

They also posted this:



Which I seem to recall someone tweeting a bit back in like the summer. Though I could be wrong because I though it was about cops at Pride.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
site is down again?

edit: nvm the web app just crashes sometimes until i manually clear data

thathonkey fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Feb 14, 2023

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1625260934011789312

Incelshok Na
Jul 2, 2020

by Hand Knit
Do you think exposure to the homodwxual lifestyle can help heal the wound in Elon's heart? I am sending him a bunch of photos in the name of peace and the hope that it can.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Lol he really did appear in my "for you" tab (which the phone app still forces on me) and I blocked him without any issues

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
he's so bad at posting

https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1625387783346061312

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


zedprime posted:

Ease of implementation is quantitative and takes the form of man hours estimated, or simpler magnitude estimates aligned to a number sequence, often in a smarty pants Fibonacci sequence assuming effort scales more than linearly but less than exponentially or geometrically.

In my experience, ease of implementation is always really measured on a qualitative scale, and it’s only when challenged on exact numbers that those numbers are plucked from thin air. And they are always wrong.

AND they are coloured by how much the people on the project value the things being proposed, it’s amazing how much easier things are to implement when the IT team whose job it is also think it’s a good idea.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Incelshok Na posted:

Do you think exposure to the homodwxual lifestyle can help heal the wound in Elon's heart? I am sending him a bunch of photos in the name of peace and the hope that it can.

Confusing Username/post combo

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1625368108461613057?s=20&t=jpg8T5eorMDvNnRzOGR6lg

Backup screenshot

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ahahahahahahahah

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Where’s the horse in this meme

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
You loving wish, you dork.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
It looks like it comes from porn but what's the joke there

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
elon does whatever he wants

heh

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
This thread is a cringe compilation dedicated to one man.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



ilmucche posted:

It looks like it comes from porn but what's the joke there
that's le epic joke

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

ilmucche posted:

It looks like it comes from porn but what's the joke there

Trying to be "edgy" as he's upset that not enough people are engaging with his tweets so doing whatever to get attention I guess. :shrug:

If he's still forcing everyone on twitter to see all his tweets gonna be a lot of overseas people who don't speak English and haven't been paying attention, sorta confused at the moment.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
how long until elon shows full ball

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Non Compos Mentis posted:

how long until elon shows full ball

He's already shown his whole rear end repeatedly, what more do you want?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
To see his balls. They just said that.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

dr_rat posted:

Trying to be "edgy" as he's upset that not enough people are engaging with his tweets so doing whatever to get attention I guess. :shrug:

If he's still forcing everyone on twitter to see all his tweets gonna be a lot of overseas people who don't speak English and haven't been paying attention, sorta confused at the moment.

lol I just searched in japanese and yeah, a lot of people are confused why their recommendations are dominated by elon tweets

also they're asking him to restore chronological timelines because they use twitter for earthquake/typhoon news

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/MarketWatch/status/1625291247878385665?s=20&t=Igq4mrTT5xj0ZF4R24FHtQ

lmao

soros crash the stock

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BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This thread is a cringe compilation dedicated to one man.

Back in the day we had a thread dedicated to the imgur community (that eventually birthed the Idiots in SM thread IIRC). Elon is like all of those creeps rolled into a billionaire suit.

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