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Do you remember the movie Footloose, where those evil kids won in the end?
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 17:08 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:42 |
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"Tracy, your friends and I are concerned about you. We think your spending has gotten out of control." "Give me an example!"
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 17:33 |
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Lady, just because I'm an ignorant black man and you paid me a nickel to bust up your chifforobe, doesn't give you the right to call me ridiculous just 'cause I'm proud of my son.
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 21:41 |
whoa, what is that iron bird?
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 21:50 |
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- Liz Lemon, I was just thinking about you the other day - Really? - Yeah, I saw this gorgeous woman putting glasses on her daughter's Mr. Potato Head.
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# ? Feb 13, 2023 22:19 |
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These are the sexiest women in comedy? Where's Jackée?
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 00:10 |
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ninjahedgehog posted:"Tracy, your friends and I are concerned about you. We think your spending has gotten out of control." You know how on St. Barts people be eating they lobster like this?
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 00:15 |
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Grizz was in the Navy.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 00:55 |
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*gasp* LESBIAN MARIO BROTHERS
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 02:41 |
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Yeah right Liz, the guy with the Black baby is racist
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 03:47 |
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🎵A synonym's just another word for the one you wanna use 🎵
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 04:09 |
It's Tergis with Tracky Jong-Jong and Jimmy Moop!
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 08:40 |
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O, the merry men of Princeton, are charging up the rear, holding all the balls-ok, I hear it now
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 10:24 |
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"The machine is mankind's madness and disfigurement. Industry castrates art. The only honesty is in suicide." "I can't watch any more of these German sitcoms!"
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 13:41 |
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You can watch me shower, but no touching. Pfft, no touching just makes it hotter.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 15:24 |
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My single "My Single Is Dropping" is dropping.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 17:07 |
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New York...Uhhh, Diabetes Repair I guess? To this day, whenever I need to consult endocrinology or the Family Med Diabetes specialist, I always ask for Diabetes Repair.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 17:20 |
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"Diabetes repair" is such a fantastic phrase.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 18:26 |
Now you're standing on the very spot where Gracie Allen took Jack Paar's virginity!
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 18:34 |
Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight man pac-man was based on died, last night. I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honour.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:33 |
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You can't sue me, I'm already being sued! Double indemnity!
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:49 |
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I was randomly attacked by a Mets fan that I had threw a bottle at
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 21:41 |
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Sash! posted:"Diabetes repair" is such a fantastic phrase. Now Jack, in layman's terms...what does that mean?
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 21:46 |
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Dick, listen. Tricia told me you're married. I know men are meant to be promiscuous because of evolution, but you made a commitment to a woman you love.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 22:12 |
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I'm Daphne. I handle conflict appropriately and I'm up to date on my mortgage payments.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 23:21 |
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I may work at the marriage bureau, but I'll never get married.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 23:26 |
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I'm Nazi Doctor Heinrich Spaceman
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 00:45 |
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Stop eating peoples' old french fries, pigeon, have some self respect. Don't you know you can fly?
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 01:26 |
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I'm sorry. I have an erection. I think it's the sound of the skateboard. We're going again. Everybody safely back to one.
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 01:28 |
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My parents were both poets, so I don't really get it.
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 05:56 |
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 07:17 |
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The parents' generation was lost to Trust Fund Kid's Disease. The aunt smokes pot and "paints." The father is trying to sail an inflatable castle across the Atlantic.
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 15:37 |
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Remember when a movie was just a fella with a hat running from a fella with no hair?
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 17:24 |
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Blue writing on green, why?!
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 19:08 |
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You know, you're making a lot of sense Jack. . . . Your not making any sense, Jack!
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 19:16 |
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*Bang!* I'm going to go into politics!
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 19:18 |
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I'm not drunk either, but we'll manage.
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 19:52 |
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Well, it's business drunk, it's like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 20:28 |
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It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 22:37 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:42 |
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Sash! posted:You know how on St. Barts people be eating they lobster like this? DON’T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 03:16 |