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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Madurai posted:

Against the advice of the thread, I have begun watching Picard Season 2.

I guess you were not kidding.

It's okay to drop out whenever. I think I did after like four episodes. Sometimes my wife will ask me "wait, don't we have more Picard to watch?" and I'll pretend to see a cool bird out the window or something.

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Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit

External Organs posted:

It's okay to drop out whenever. I think I did after like four episodes. Sometimes my wife will ask me "wait, don't we have more Picard to watch?" and I'll pretend to see a cool bird out the window or something.

Really I'd say the first, second, and last episode of the season are mostly fine and ignore the 7 inbetween lol

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




happyhippy posted:

Lucas Wolenczak. I idolized that character so much, was just under his age at the time and I so wanted to be a computer whiz kid that did amazing poo poo.
He was more relatable than Wesley as Wesley had the perfect uptopian life. The teen angst wasn't there.

I totally had a crush on him when I was 10 and didn't know what a crush was. (or even that I was into guys yet)

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Charity Porno posted:

Really I'd say the first, second, and last episode of the season are mostly fine and ignore the 7 inbetween lol

The first half hour of Episode 3 is pretty good too before they just go into aimlessly wandering around downtown LA for the next 7 hours. From there, there's scattered bits that are good that you can watch on YouTube, like the Agnes vs. the Borg Queen mind battle/"Shit_I_Stole_From_The_Borg_Queen.exe", the confrontation between Gainun and Q in the FBI lockup, any scene with James Callis in it, and then skip right to the goddamn ending.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I got very angry at Voyager more often than was good for me, but the episode where Janeway got to hang out with (Tuvok's memory of) Captain Sulu was loving awesome.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Jerusalem posted:

I got very angry at Voyager more often than was good for me, but the episode where Janeway got to hang out with (Tuvok's memory of) Captain Sulu was loving awesome.
I was so annoyed that it wasn't the real Sulu when that episode aired. There was all that buildup for the Trek 25th anniversary, DS9 gave us the fun Trials and Tribblations, then Voyager gives us a dream sequence.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Knormal posted:

I was so annoyed that it wasn't the real Sulu when that episode aired. There was all that buildup for the Trek 25th anniversary, DS9 gave us the fun Trials and Tribblations, then Voyager gives us a dream sequence.

It also gave us a very handy continuity error, as Valtane is seen on the bridge at the end of The Undiscovered Country, but in Flashback, he dies before the Battle of Khitomer.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


What's weird is he didn't have to die, he could have just thought he was going to die to have the brain thing jump to Tuvok and it would still work.

Or Tuvok's brain disease was already ramping up

Or it was Valtane's twin brother/transporter clone

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Alchenar posted:

You know what, I think that's the core of it. The show is telling me this teen is a prodigy but showing me a 15 year old who's acting like a 10 year old.
Meanwhile Picard season 2 has a flashback Picard who looks 10 but acts like he's five. (Which would have made infinitely more sense for the awful "wait, it was actually my mother who was the terrible monster I was scared of!" reveal.)

Timby posted:

It also gave us a very handy continuity error, as Valtane is seen on the bridge at the end of The Undiscovered Country, but in Flashback, he dies before the Battle of Khitomer.
Eh, minor TOS crewpeeps died all the time and then came back, like Leslie and Galloway. They just didn't have quite as rapid a turnaround as Valtane. I guess he took the cable car up the Black Mountain.)

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


TheCenturion posted:

The memories most people have of TOS are from pop culture osmosis, not actually watching it. This was true in the 80s and it’s more true now.

And yeah, in that view, Trek was a breakout diverse ensemble show.

In reality, it was Kirk, Spock, featuring McCoy, and an interesting set of recurring characters.

Another example is "horny Kirk." He was actually a very serious, by the book captain. He had swagger, but was also very intellectual and professional.

The fact that Anson Mount is doing so good portraying Pike as one of the all around best captains is made amazing by the fact that Shatner's Kirk set such an incredibly high bar.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
They should retcon Generations to say Harriman was a Lieutenant just being called Captain by position and that was why he was so green

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Nah, Harriman was fine, he was just apparently the only person aware that this was literally just an engine test and not an actual real launch and they were flying a ship that hadn't been outfitted or given a crew into a disaster situation. The Enterprise-B wasn't remotely ready for the situation and the part where he tries to signal another ship to take care of it genuinely was the best choice under the circumstances.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Feb 15, 2023

Charity Porno
Aug 2, 2021

by Hand Knit
Well it's possible RLM said it so it may be invalid, but the Enterprise-B being "the only ship in range" within Earth's solar system is pretty dumb from a writing standpoint

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Charity Porno posted:

Well it's possible RLM said it so it may be invalid, but the Enterprise-B being "the only ship in range" within Earth's solar system is pretty dumb from a writing standpoint

I read that as it was the only ship that could get to the refugee ships before they were destroyed. Sure there were Mirandas tooling around the Solar System, but they were half the speed. The Enteprise-B was probably the fastest ship in the fleet and the refugee ships were failing very quickly.

Similarly, in TMP, there were probably other ships in Sol that could've intercepted V'ger, but the Enterprise was the only Starship. Not defence vessel or patrol cutter or transport, but Starship, which had been established in TOS to explicitly mean those huge, multifunction multicapable ships. Kirk was of the belief that was needed. (And also had a vested interest in having the Enterprise be the interceptor.)

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Feb 15, 2023

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

MikeJF posted:

I read that as it was the only ship that could get to the refugee ships before they were destroyed. Sure there were Mirandas tooling around the Solar System, but they were half the speed. The Enteprise-B was probably the fastest ship in the fleet and the refugee ships were failing very quickly.

Similarly, in TMP, there were probably other ships in Sol that could've intercepted V'ger, but the Enterprise was the only Starship. Not defence vessel or patrol cutter or transport, but Starship, which had been established in TOS to explicitly mean those huge, multifunction multicapable ships. Kirk was of the belief that was needed. (And also had a vested interest in having the Enterprise be the interceptor.)

The "only ship that can make it in time" makes much more sense, but sadly "the only ship in range" is snappier and accomplishes basically the same thing in the mind of a general, non nerd-brain addled audience.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It's well known in the fleet that the Enterprise smells funny and makes a weird squishing noise, which is why it's frequently the only ship in a region.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




nine-gear crow posted:

The "only ship that can make it in time" makes much more sense, but sadly "the only ship in range" is snappier and accomplishes basically the same thing in the mind of a general, non nerd-brain addled audience.

Eh, a ship's range can be meant as a function of speed and permitted time, fanwanking 'the only ship in range' to mean the only ship that can make it in time is a perfectly valid fanwank.

Seemlar
Jun 18, 2002

Charity Porno posted:

Well it's possible RLM said it so it may be invalid, but the Enterprise-B being "the only ship in range" within Earth's solar system is pretty dumb from a writing standpoint

This was the absolute norm of Star Trek at the time, it wasn't until years later that DS9 bloated the size of Starfleet by like 100x and it turned into a completely unlikely scenario

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Astroman posted:

Another example is "horny Kirk." He was actually a very serious, by the book captain. He had swagger, but was also very intellectual and professional.

The fact that Anson Mount is doing so good portraying Pike as one of the all around best captains is made amazing by the fact that Shatner's Kirk set such an incredibly high bar.

I mean, we did just watch the entirety of TOS and he absolutely is hornt constantly, there's a love interest for him in every other episode. But generally speaking yeah, he was a lot more professional than the popular perception, and that's one reason I hated the Kobayashi Maru sequence in ST09.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
The show is what’s horny. Kirk’s just along for the ride. If he’s got to seduce his way out of trouble, by god he’ll do it. Or if he’s unmanned by having been clonked on the head. Or if he’s tied up and can’t stop them from kissing him or whatever. Writers loved putting Kirk in situations of vaguely sexualized peril.

TOS is the horniest Trek show to date. That entire crew got it. Except Scotty, who serially killed women while possessed by the ghost of Jack the Ripper. He never scored

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
Scotty banged Jeffrey's tube

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl


Noticed two things about this shot of the (holographic) Wayfarer:

- hey, someone left the captain's yacht turned on!

- ...were they trying to go for the 'pearlescent' look of the TMP Enterprise hull? :aaa:

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Maybe! The wayfarer in general had lots of coloured specular, it had that cool blue-stripe paintjob and the black areas of the hull were a heavy purple sheen to complement that.



None of that was present on the real sovereign USS Van Citters that we saw in the finale, it had a regular matte hull.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
Oof there is some gnarly compression going on with your screencap (although part of that is also the comically overwrought film grain filter they put in for the holofilm scenes)

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:



Noticed two things about this shot of the (holographic) Wayfarer:

- hey, someone left the captain's yacht turned on!

- ...were they trying to go for the 'pearlescent' look of the TMP Enterprise hull? :aaa:

It's the proper canonical paint job you put on all your cars in the Saints Row games

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I feel like it was a bit of a joke/tribute to games like STO where you can customise the hull and everyone makes it shiny and gives it cool racing stripes.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Oof there is some gnarly compression going on with your screencap

Yeah it was a quick youtube screencap. :smith:

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Feb 15, 2023

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless
It blows my mind that they wrote that the last three Enterprises together have a service-life less than the original's.

They're still going to show an Excelsior class ship in service too, aren't they?

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Follow the latinum, explains the overproduction

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Payndz posted:

Meanwhile Picard season 2 has a flashback Picard who looks 10 but acts like he's five. (Which would have made infinitely more sense for the awful "wait, it was actually my mother who was the terrible monster I was scared of!" reveal.)

That kinda makes sense production wise. Most 5 year olds are terrible actors. Just awful. No craftsmanship at all. So when they want to tell a story about a little kid they usually use an actor somewhat older.

My Second Re-Reg
Aug 31, 2021

Come on down.
Let's make a deal.

TerminalRaptor posted:

It blows my mind that they wrote that the last three Enterprises together have a service-life less than the original's.

To be fair, considering the wide array of utter horseshit we've watched at least 3 of the Enterprises go through on a weekly basis, it's amazing Starfleet isn't up to the Enterprise ZZ by now.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

From the last page, but my absolute favorite Sulu moment is from Wolf in the Fold when he gets shot up with a McCoy concoction and is all loopy with the absolute banger of a delivery with "with an arm load of this stuff, I wouldn't be scared of a suuupernovaaa!"
Takei nailed that dreamily drugged up goofiness.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


In Picard season 3 episode 4, Picard says "Quick! We've got to take the Captain's yacht!" but he pronounces it "yahkt'. Riker looks at him weird and he says "I've always pronounced it yahkt'!"

Then you pause it and you check TNG and it's true, he says yahkt several times.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
But why would you suddenly make Picard the primary antagonist of the series just like that???

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:



Noticed two things about this shot of the (holographic) Wayfarer:

- hey, someone left the captain's yacht turned on!

- ...were they trying to go for the 'pearlescent' look of the TMP Enterprise hull? :aaa:

Wayfarer is a fantastic name for a Starfleet ship. It’s not militaristic and doesn’t refer to an Earth person or place that wouldn’t mean anything to people from other Federation planets.

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

skasion posted:

The show is what’s horny. Kirk’s just along for the ride. If he’s got to seduce his way out of trouble, by god he’ll do it. Or if he’s unmanned by having been clonked on the head. Or if he’s tied up and can’t stop them from kissing him or whatever. Writers loved putting Kirk in situations of vaguely sexualized peril.

TOS is the horniest Trek show to date. That entire crew got it. Except Scotty, who serially killed women while possessed by the ghost of Jack the Ripper. He never scored

Yup. TOS was always clear that the Enterprise was Kirk's true love. Sure, he'll bang, but it was never of the 'Spock, I....KNOW...that the COLONY IS IN DAN-ger. But...look....at....the....nacelles......ON THAT GREEN CHICK. I....HAVE to HAVE HER.'

On the other hand, there's a reason the entire fanfiction genre was kicked off by Kirk/Spock.

http://www.dreamshore.net/bluejay/lovetrek.mp3 - believed to be from 1972.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Spock is also Kirk's true love

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpq7kprPf8s

Nullsmack
Dec 7, 2001
Digital apocalypse

Actual Satan posted:

I think picard season 3 will be better than discovery season 5.

That's a bit like saying "I think horse poo poo will taste better than bull poo poo"

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

It probably would, tho

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Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
I forgot Disco S5 was coming and its whole “treasure hunt” plot. We’re five years in and the show still has no idea what it wants to be.

It’s the television version of the high school kid who kept changing cliques every year.

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