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Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


lol

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Perfect snipe.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley › Idiot owns Social Media: lol

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

they kinda suck tbh.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Vib Rib posted:

I love this conspiracy because it doesn't make any loving sense at all. Like most conspiracies don't, but this one is like the guy telling it trailed off halfway through.
The most common example of this "programming" I've seen people cite is 9/11, listing a bunch of examples that you have to squint really hard at like "here's a skyscraper on fire". But then 9/11 happened, and... nobody accepted it. Nobody thought it was normal or uninteresting. It was like, the single biggest event the nation reacted to for decades in either direction. That programming poo poo did not work at all.

It makes sense when you consider the fact that the people spouting this poo poo are about as smart as a parrot, and have barely developed a theory of mind.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Uhhh I'm sorry but as a parrot owner I can attest that parrots are smarter than a lot of people.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Weatherman posted:

Uhhh I'm sorry but as a parrot owner I can attest that parrots are smarter than a lot of people.

I mean you can say that about all inanimate objects on account they are unable to make decisions that are actively detrimental to themselves and their surroundings

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

goblin week posted:

they kinda suck tbh.

You’re off to the bad music opinions gulag now sonny/miss/childe

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I'm the Idiot here because I keep my Facebook on autotranslate because I'm a lazy bitch, but on the other hand if I turned if off I wouldn't get these ads

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Is Koopman King Koopas Twitter handle or something?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Ah yes, tuber must be short for tuberculosis

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Data Graham posted:

Ah yes, tuber must be short for tuberculosis

It took me way too long to realize that bidding is beets, because it interpreted "bieTen" as "bieDen".

Still struggling with wasp pacifier tho.

Edit: Looked up the original announcement. It's "was(-)peen" which are carrots that have been already washed and had their tops removed. So it interpreted it as wasp and "(fop)speen" (pacifier) together. An admirable attempt at translation of something it didn't know, but an utterly bizarre result. A wasp is a "wesp" in Dutch too, so it was really struggling.

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 14:51 on Feb 16, 2023

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Data Graham posted:

Ah yes, tuber must be short for tuberculosis

Explains my potato consumption

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Mierenneuker posted:

Still struggling with wasp pacifier tho.

You have to build up your immunity by microdosing wasp spray so that the wasps won't sting you

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Mierenneuker posted:

It took me way too long to realize that bidding is beets, because it interpreted "bieTen" as "bieDen".

Still struggling with wasp pacifier tho.

Waspeen

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

oh loving hell i soend so much thinking about this

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating



Thats an impressive mistranslation/interpretation, goddamn

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I think it's very ambitious of the auto translate to not just give up and say "IDK how to translate" oerknollen" you are on your own" and instead it goes "yeah oerknollen is, ugh, prickly tuberculosis, come and buy some!"

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Ralph Crammed In posted:

I'm the Idiot here because I keep my Facebook on autotranslate because I'm a lazy bitch, but on the other hand if I turned if off I wouldn't get these ads


Learning a lot about the Dutch diet lately.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/benwritesthings/status/1626193018523901952?s=61&t=N2eoBGnRa-jzFj9nsVS_hA

It’s the tagging that really brings it together.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
https://twitter.com/StephenM/status/1625871000830083075?t=lI0JgoTd6Bqz9aHftGTtYQ&s=19

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

That's not idiocy, it's incitement to domestic terrorism. They know exactly what they're doing.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
It's also the exact same half baked homophobia that was more popular in the 90s/00s

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Can we please not post Libs of Tik Tok?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Transed again! I fall for it every time!

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Cancel culture has gone too far
https://twitter.com/SamuelAAdams/status/1626245893396606977?s=20

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Agents are GO! posted:

Can we please not post Libs of Tik Tok?

Chaya Raichik is a garbage human being

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/Beyoncestooth/status/1626029211239518210

No, I think you're the weird one here, Beyonce stan. :stare:

Rhianna is from the Caribbean and people are really confused by "fine" meaning something different there.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo


These are getting more distressing by the day

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Gonna be honest, I only think about Aucune des Propositions during June

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
New "robot boobs" discourse dropped.

https://twitter.com/DjuricTine/status/1625722594514161666
https://twitter.com/LadyVanessaVa/status/1626199487847735297

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I suppose the moment I became old is the moment I realized that I would never care about any loving Marvel thing again for as long as I live

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Agents are GO! posted:

Can we please not post Libs of Tik Tok?

Gotta agree, she's less "idiot on social media" than "literally evil shithead weaponizing social media".

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean they are right Chris Pratts boobs are significantly smaller

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

I don't get it. Is it because the character has smaller boobs than before? Or because it has boobs where it didn't before? Or that it's a robot and needs uh, boobs for um, some uh

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

They are letting the actress actually look like her own body, how awful.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

So good, she had to post it twice!

https://twitter.com/LadyVanessaVa/status/1621894643989286913?cxt=HHwWgsC44bylkIItAAAA
https://twitter.com/LadyVanessaVa/status/1621896548685680641?cxt=HHwWgsC87auUkYItAAAA

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

It was only two thirds as funny the second time around

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Brawnfire posted:

Explains my potato consumption

:dadjoke:

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Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

credburn posted:

I don't get it. Is it because the character has smaller boobs than before? Or because it has boobs where it didn't before? Or that it's a robot and needs uh, boobs for um, some uh

She's a cyborg, but... I don't know why they think her boobs are part of "the formula." |

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