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Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Spooky, Scary! Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves
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Quiet...A whale is in trouble. I have to go!
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Feb 16, 2023 05:15
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Recycle everything, even jokes
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Feb 16, 2023 05:22
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The Irma Luhrman-Merman murder Turned the bird’s word lurid The whir and the purr of a twirler girl She would the world were demurer The insurer’s allure For valor were pure Kari Wuhrer One fervid whirl over her turgid error
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Feb 16, 2023 05:32
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MokBa posted:The Irma Luhrman-Merman murder gently caress I forgot the Rural Juror bit, it's so good
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Feb 16, 2023 06:51
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Oh no! Did a Korean person die?
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Feb 16, 2023 08:58
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Happy birthday, bitches! BITCH HUNTER
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Feb 16, 2023 09:44
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Congratulations, Liz Lemon. Now Angie wants a break. So instead of going to a hotel or my houseboat, which I cannot find-
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Feb 16, 2023 10:04
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Tracy's is a tactile, kinesthetic learning style.
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Feb 16, 2023 10:12
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Harlem Globetrotter, does that name mean nothing to you?
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Feb 16, 2023 14:15
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Slamhound posted:Tracy's is a tactile, kinesthetic learning style. Dot Com, so help me God
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Feb 16, 2023 15:06
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Slamhound posted:Tracy's is a tactile, kinesthetic learning style. Dotcom, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... off-putting.
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Feb 16, 2023 15:18
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I wanted for nothing as a child. But that brings its own challenges!
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Feb 16, 2023 16:26
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Hughmoris posted:Dotcom, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... off-putting. I guess that's why I'm still single 
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Feb 16, 2023 17:33
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BIJOU!
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Feb 16, 2023 17:50
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No, no it can’t be! I’m not done with him, Jacob! He stays on this side!
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Feb 16, 2023 22:12
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So to get there, you start on Old Barn Road. Then you take the first left, then the next left, then the next left, and then another left. That'll take you around the quarry, which is real pretty. I just wanted you to see it. that'll put you back on Old Barn Road.
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Feb 16, 2023 22:21
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drat I lost him. Alright cats, back in the bag. (Adam West starts putting the cats back in the bag) Adam West: Come one Fluffy, come on Mittens, come on Paul... (Laughing) .. What a ridiculous name for a cat, Paul..that's a person's name..a person's name (Continues laughing) ...Paul
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Feb 16, 2023 22:25
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Fidelity, Paul. It's not just the name of a bank that sued me.
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Feb 17, 2023 00:49
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Look every great getaway has that moment where you want to pack it all in and stay. That's how I ended up with a timeshare *sigh* in Port Arthur, Texas.
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Feb 17, 2023 01:05
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You're being such a non-pillow right now!
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Feb 17, 2023 03:06
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The capital of the United Arab Emirates is Abu Dhabi. I know that because if I go back there I'll be executed.
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Feb 17, 2023 03:34
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The Lazy Susan was invented by Thomas Jefferson. I know that because I'm a descendent of Thomas Jefferson and Lazy Susan herself!
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Feb 17, 2023 03:42
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Hughmoris posted:The capital of the United Arab Emirates is Abu Dhabi. I know that because if I go back there I'll be executed. Hopefully Tracy's property on the Dnieper is ok.
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Feb 17, 2023 04:32
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What was that old man trying to tell me? What am I going to do with all this free food? Remember where I came from. but we all came from the sea! Sea, like the letter 'c' which is part of the alphabet. Alphabet soup. Soup kitchen. Kitchen-- Nah man, don't keep going The kitchen debate with Richard Nixon. Richard M. Nixon. The M train. Soul Train. Chicken Soup for the Soul. Chicken soup. Soup kitchen! This is a leap day miracle!
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Feb 17, 2023 04:42
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Leap Day is maybe my favorite episode of any sitcom ever. He’s peeping out of his shell like a umm…what’s that animal? You know, the one that crosses so slowly across the road and then you swerve to make sure you hit it and then a car coming the other way swerves the other way and goes off a cliff? And then that night, you and your companion have the greatest sex of your lives because you’re both sharing a secret?
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Feb 17, 2023 04:59
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I got a squeezer from an indian chick on a bunkbed, I think I got the full Harvard experience.
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Feb 17, 2023 05:54
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twistedmentat posted:I got a squeezer from an indian chick on a bunkbed, I think I got the full Harvard experience. I don't need this! You know a stripper offered to give me a squeezer last night? A white stripper.
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Feb 17, 2023 06:02
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I'm gonna laugh harder then I did at Dotcom's one man play.
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Feb 17, 2023 07:20
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The partying is just for show. And because I'm a high-functioning alcoholic. All the phone numbers you see me hand out, they're not even mine. No, this isn't Tracy Jordan. Really? I've not heard of that term before. Do you know how to get to Connecticut?
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Feb 17, 2023 07:32
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I am not going to real prison. I've lost everything: I'm financial ruined, I lost Liz, that paint is drying weird.
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Feb 17, 2023 07:40
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You think I wanted a son who did an anti-condom PSA? I SAVED A LOT OF KIDS FROM LAME SEX!
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Feb 17, 2023 08:13
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Slamhound posted:I'm gonna laugh harder then I did at Dotcom's one man play. It was Angels In America, Tray!
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Feb 17, 2023 08:26
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I've never been so disrespected in my life. And I've gone to AND worked at the post office.
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Feb 17, 2023 11:28
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Hey Lois, me and the guys are going down to the Clam.
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Feb 17, 2023 19:16
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I only act out because I want your love! DY-NO-MIIIIITE!
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Feb 17, 2023 19:54
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- I feel angry! Like Warren Moon must've felt back in 1995! - As I have told you many times in our relationship, no one gets that reference. Dot Com is a persecuted intellectual. Hughmoris fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Feb 17, 2023 |
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Feb 17, 2023 20:17
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She has thin lips, but she makes up for it with tongue girth.
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Feb 17, 2023 21:42
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Liz: Ugh the male gaze. Hazel: Yeah, they're all a bunch of gays.
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Chocolate chocolate chocolate! Ack!
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