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smellmycheese posted:I love Chiles dearly but he doesn’t count. He’s shagging the boss so it’s Carte Blanche nah she started dating him after he did the col-- Jel Shaker posted:his opinion columns were so powerful that she actually started dating him after he was hired yeah this
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New name just dropped, welcome Cyrus "da Virus" Starman
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Feb 16, 2023 23:17
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He’s not wrong about school toilets though. If you were unfortunate enough to need a cubicle at my secondary you had to hope it was during lessons to minimise traffic, or some knuckle-dragging oval office from the upper years was almost certain to come in for a piss or a crafty smoke, then either try to kick the door in on you, launch things over the divider at you, try to nick your bag off the floor through the massive gap under the door, or potentially climb in with you depending on if they had a crowd with them to make a real spectacle in front of. I dunno if the same rules applied to the girls toilets.
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Feb 16, 2023 23:18
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That 17 year old wannabe future Tory MP is actually alright. He's just very naïve and has absolutely no idea about Tory history, Tory values, or even what the free market economy means. I had a good chat with him tonight and planted a hell of a lot of seeds. Lets hope some of them eventually sprout. I was a young Tory at his age, indoctrinated through parents, naïve and rightfully bullied at school because of my poo poo beliefs. I also had a briefcase when at college. I didn't shake of my conservatism until I dropped out of uni and discovered empathy and compassion through the use of narcotics.
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Feb 16, 2023 23:18
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Anyone tries to interrupt my poo poo they're going in the bowl.
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Feb 16, 2023 23:19
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I had a friend who went through high school and community college never once using the toilets at school. He lived one street away so he just went home at lunchtime and otherwise held it in. Truly a camel of a man.
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Feb 16, 2023 23:20
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Tesseraction posted:I had a friend who went through high school and community college never once using the toilets at school. I still do this for the most part, I had my first poo poo in a public toilet over christmas because I had the dire rear while out and having to stop and crush my guts back in every ten minutes was making my job take too long, and also people were looking at me funnier than usual.
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Feb 16, 2023 23:22
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I got turned into an Internet communist by having someone make fun of me for posting poo poo I didn't know was from the Little Black Book of Communism. Little bit of research trying to prove why I was right turning into me finding out that they included the Nazis in those death counts and lo and behold. Also I love how Dianne Abbot is basically daring Cyrus to fire her. https://twitter.com/HackneyAbbott/status/1626119514747273216?s=19
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Feb 16, 2023 23:27
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Feb 16, 2023 23:31
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Vilely Wiley Cyrus
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Failed Imagineer posted:New name just dropped, welcome Cyrus "da Virus" Starman
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Jedit posted:Not to say Starmer isn't a total ratfucker, but didn't he come in as DPP just after the Savile thing had been kicked out by his predecessor? Dunno. Doesn't matter. If there's the barest shadow of a link between them that they can say Starmer and Savile's names next to each other in a headline, that's enough.
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Feb 17, 2023 00:19
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OwlFancier posted:I still do this for the most part, I had my first poo poo in a public toilet over christmas Love these little glimpses
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Feb 17, 2023 00:22
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Failed Imagineer posted:Love these little glimpses didn't know you had us all filmed this granularly
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WhatEvil posted:Dunno. Doesn't matter. If there's the barest shadow of a link between them that they can say Starmer and Savile's names next to each other in a headline, that's enough. If Jam Man being in the same town as some commie 20 years after said commie was there and have that thrown at him *, I'm sure Starmer & Savile having their name next to each other in a 'news' headline is sufficient evidence of collusion. *this was a thing that happened wasn't it? I might have made it up but I'm sure it did happen.
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Feb 17, 2023 00:50
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History Comes Inside! posted:He’s not wrong about school toilets though. Teenage girls cluster in the same toilet cubicle willingly.I didn't join in. Smoking, comparing thigh sizes, but most likely bitching (any country wanting to run highly successful psyops should recruit groups of teenage girls - the sneering up and down look from head to toe and back again, being cut dead by people who were your bezzie mate yesterday for no known reason, any excuse to psych out whichever poor lass is the latest victim. Psychobullying essentially.)
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:*this was a thing that happened wasn't it? I might have made it up but I'm sure it did happen. The S*n tried to make "He went on holiday to Mexico with his Mexican wife and was photographed on the same street as Trotsky's old house" into a scandal. This was in the post-2017GE 'oh poo poo we gotta throw everything at him until something sticks' phase, when Jam Man's supposed crimes also included Not Being Impressed By Vienesse Architecture.
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Feb 17, 2023 01:01
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How can we be sure that he was not posessed by the ghost of trotsky? Our medium has asked diana about it and she reckons he was.
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BalloonFish posted:The S*n tried to make "He went on holiday to Mexico with his Mexican wife and was photographed on the same street as Trotsky's old house" into a scandal. Oh yes. And eating cold baked beans directly from the tin if he came home after a long day of protesting. Don't see anything wrong with that - done it more than a few times myself after a very long day (but not of protesting).
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Feb 17, 2023 01:17
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Goddrat I'm having to make a lot of updates to my XLSX today.
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History Comes Inside! posted:Don’t touch the poop, why are goons like this I am assuredly not speaking with mod hat on but yeah we've had a few kerfuffles over the years when goons piled in to dunk on high school kids for having admittedly bad opinions but like, do any of you remember being fifteen I was certainly a horrible goblin in many ways
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Feb 17, 2023 01:55
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I often reply with pictures of Savile to Keith's tweets. It doesn't matter if it's true or not. We're in a post truth society now It does seem to rile up genuine keith supporters though, so doing it has value e: Not mine, but a recent example of one shitposter who regularly appears on my feeds https://twitter.com/saltydesouffle/status/1626264411370389510 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Feb 17, 2023 |
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OwlFancier posted:How can we be sure that he was not posessed by the ghost of trotsky? Our medium has asked diana about it and she reckons he was. If they were ever photoed chatting or shaking hands I bet you could make some columnists actually explode from the cognitive dissonance.
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Today's going to be interesting. Rishi was chatting with EU politicians yesterday, and has now travelled to Belfast to present a deal to the NI politicians. The way the establishment + BBC is reporting about it, it's as though the deal is going to be agreed upon. However, that may not be the case https://twitter.com/Kilsally/status/1626336791535169536 Now the DUP are important and powerful people again, they'll probably be able to demand a huge quid pro quo.
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Do we have the technology yet to make an embedded Twitter video the thread title https://twitter.com/MarlonKameka/status/1625953433185357827?t=e-Yy8tDbe_ENFFcFvxnBjA&s=19
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Well, we've all had obstructive and unpleasant colleagues who you avoid interacting with as much as humanly possible, so I'm kind of sympathetic to Rishi on this occasion.
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Bug Squash posted:I've found the Ancillary Justice trilogy to be a fair substitute, but it's lacking the background utopia you get from Banks. A Memory Called Empire and its sequel A Desolation Called Peace are also good, though they're closer to the Ancillary books than the Culture. The central theme of the books is Imperialism, both cultural and literal, and the things a smaller power has to do to avoid being conquered or just subsumed.
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Feb 17, 2023 09:33
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I guess if you really want to be a tory, reading anything other than imperialist nonsense is not the way to go. Cultured? Not in this country.
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fuctifino posted:Cyrus Starmer... lol The Goons did it! The Goons shot Cyrus!
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You have to feel for Zelenskiy there, being forced to be nice to this puffy faced nobody on the off chance he'll need his support in two year's time.
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fuctifino posted:Today's going to be interesting. Rishi was chatting with EU politicians yesterday, and has now travelled to Belfast to present a deal to the NI politicians. The way the establishment + BBC is reporting about it, it's as though the deal is going to be agreed upon. However, that may not be the case They are not as important as they want to be though. Its because the DUP would be the first to run to the press to denounce whatever compromise is being offered. It wouldn't look good for Rishi if he was met with burned out buses and water cannons being used on belfast rioters unhappy with him.
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happyhippy posted:It wouldn't look good for Rishi if he was met with burned out buses and water cannons being used on belfast rioters unhappy with him. tbh I think all tories should have to face this wherever they go
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Tesseraction posted:tbh I think all tories should have to face this wherever they go That would require importing rioters from the EU, and that would never go down well.
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lazy brits too idle to firebomb a cop car in Dunstable or Leeds
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Look I'll firebomb a cop car any day of the week but not if it means having to go to Leeds
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Feb 17, 2023 10:33
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Tesseraction posted:tbh I think all tories should have to face this wherever they go You sort of had it going with UKIP and milkshakes. Just need to add more flammable liquids to what is being thrown.
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Rarity posted:Look I'll firebomb a cop car any day of the week but not if it means having to go to Leeds oi that's where I was born its alright though I get it
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Feb 17, 2023 10:35
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Who is filling my feed with Corbynites? Show yourselves cowards!
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Feb 17, 2023 10:42
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The Starmer Project by Oliver Eagleton is worth a read to get an idea of the poo poo Kieth did as DPP. Spolier: None of it was good.
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Rarity posted:Look I'll firebomb a cop car any day of the week but not if it means having to go to Leeds You need to visit Larne (only joking, really don't bother.... ever).
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