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Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Elviscat posted:

The hobby balloons are aluminized mylar, I think, which is about the best thing ever for giving huge radar returns.

Dunno how to feel about the Dystopian near-future where your kid accidents lets go of their birthday balloon, and 10 minutes later it disappears as the sonic boom from the departing F22 rattles your skull.

that actually sounds awesome!

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Zorak of Michigan
Jun 10, 2006


Squarely in the "don't threaten me with a good time" zone.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Sign me up. Also that hobby club should get invited to the White House imo.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
No wonder the greenies want to ban balloons.

Warbird posted:

Sign me up. Also that hobby club should get invited to the White House imo.

There's definitely precedent for this (Ahmed Mohamed.)

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Wasn’t that the clock kid?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
lol that was dumb as hell. The kid took apart a clock, put the pieces into a pencil case and everyone had to pretend he was a scientific genius after the school had him arrested.

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

Elviscat posted:

The hobby balloons are aluminized mylar, I think, which is about the best thing ever for giving huge radar returns.

Dunno how to feel about the Dystopian near-future where your kid accidents lets go of their birthday balloon, and 10 minutes later it disappears as the sonic boom from the departing F22 rattles your skull.

Hell yeah my man. Sign me the gently caress up for a free low pass.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Elviscat posted:

The hobby balloons are aluminized mylar, I think, which is about the best thing ever for giving huge radar returns.

Dunno how to feel about the Dystopian near-future where your kid accidents lets go of their birthday balloon, and 10 minutes later it disappears as the sonic boom from the departing F22 rattles your skull.

It's all over, and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Elviscat posted:

The hobby balloons are aluminized mylar, I think, which is about the best thing ever for giving huge radar returns.

Dunno how to feel about the Dystopian near-future where your kid accidents lets go of their birthday balloon, and 10 minutes later it disappears as the sonic boom from the departing F22 rattles your skull.

Seems better than Israel’s present with the iron dome launches tbh

But yea the RCS of a 32” round aluminum Ed balloon is like ~2-3dbsm but I just woke up so didn’t do the math. That’s like…small plane or helicopter territory.

If the balloon had a low dielectric constant at the radars frequency like fiberglass then the RCS will be much smaller.

CarForumPoster fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Feb 17, 2023

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

hobbesmaster posted:

If it was one of these balloons they’re actually exempt from all those requirements because they are not even 6lb.

If that’s what they are it seems impressive they were picked up accurately in the first place. You’d think they’d be scrambling to intercept birds if the radars are set that sensitive.

Some radar systems can literally track songbirds. The software is designed to filter out the natural poo poo, ideally while leaving the songbird-sized returns that matter (stealth aircraft).

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Elviscat posted:

The hobby balloons are aluminized mylar, I think, which is about the best thing ever for giving huge radar returns.

Dunno how to feel about the Dystopian near-future where your kid accidents lets go of their birthday balloon, and 10 minutes later it disappears as the sonic boom from the departing F22 rattles your skull.

Hey Timmy for your Birthday I got you a F22/F35 flyover! WOoooooo! Merica!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Some radar systems can literally track songbirds. The software is designed to filter out the natural poo poo, ideally while leaving the songbird-sized returns that matter (stealth aircraft).

You'd think you would just look for the starling going 380 knots at 42,000 feet

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Sagebrush posted:

You'd think you would just look for the starling going 380 knots at 42,000 feet

That’s pretty much how it works, yes.

And that’s why the balloons didn’t get picked up. They weren’t moving fast enough.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Some radar systems can literally track songbirds. The software is designed to filter out the natural poo poo, ideally while leaving the songbird-sized returns that matter (stealth aircraft).

While it may be true that the RCS of a stealth aircraft and a bird could be similar, a radar for “tracking” songbirds would probably not be very good at tracking stealth aircraft and vice versa. I’d not infer that because technology is developed to do one well, that it can do the other acceptably too.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
My RADAR when I turn on the nuisance filters:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
It's good birdwatching when you're in an area with a drone defense next to a river system or migration path and you can cue the cameras with the radar.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


Caproni Ca.60

OR

A Terrible Transporter Accident

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Platystemon posted:



Caproni Ca.60

OR

A Terrible Transporter Accident

It's cool poo poo like that which makes me wish I could go back in time to see them in action

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Humphreys posted:

It's cool poo poo like that which makes me wish I could go back in time to see them in action

In this case you'd blink and miss the action because it was tested once and destroyed itself in the process.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
"Um, sir, it doesn't seem to be able to fl.."

"ADD MORE WINGS!"

"But, sir, I don't think that's the prob..."

"ADD MORE loving WINGS, WHAT ARE YOU, DEAF?"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

In this case you'd blink and miss the action because it was tested once and destroyed itself in the process.

And I would be there with arms up cheering watching knowing what everyone with a brain knew was gonna happen. Still, we have idiots around these days but Elon sure isn't making a 50 wing seaplane that we gonna see ditch it.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

Humphreys posted:

It's cool poo poo like that which makes me wish I could go back in time to see them in action

Fortunately, man also invented anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv8HskEijbA

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Ardeem posted:

Fortunately, man also invented anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv8HskEijbA

Two wrongs don't make a right!

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Elviscat posted:

Dunno how to feel about the Dystopian near-future where your kid accidents lets go of their birthday balloon, and 10 minutes later it disappears as the sonic boom from the departing F22 rattles your skull.

Zorak of Michigan posted:

Squarely in the "don't threaten me with a good time" zone.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

In this case you'd blink and miss the action because it was tested once and destroyed itself in the process.

Zorak of Michigan posted:

Squarely in the "don't threaten me with a good time" zone.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Platystemon posted:



Caproni Ca.60

I like Rex's Hangar for airplane videos, he did one on the Ca. 60

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwa9unx9mpQ

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Elviscat posted:

The hobby balloons are aluminized mylar, I think, which is about the best thing ever for giving huge radar returns.

NASA thought so.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Echo

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/02/nasas-early-inflatable-spacecraft-the-satelloon/71362/

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

My Airship Flights by George Meager

So some people are sleeping in trenches, Meager is vacationing in Italy and critiquing the Vatican choir while meeting the pope:





Here's a word for you, 'the pellucidly clear water'. Also bit by flies, attack of dysentery:



Flight instruction without language, a blimp survives abandonment and being shot down, taking only a little damage:



It did kill a passer-by though



Lightning strike on the mess:



Cold Snap in southern Italy:



Friends ran out of gas, floated to the Netherlands, were interred





Our man flies in an aeroplane for the first time:

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Anyone know if there's any way to find out what other planes were part of a formation? On flight radar, the info was blocked, but on ADSB it's listed as a T-34, but it was a formation of six of them. They sounded great with just six of them, makes me wonder what a huge flight of war birds would have sounded like.

https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ab67cc

Cojawfee fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Feb 19, 2023

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
I think the second and third planes in that formation are T-6 Texans or Harvards.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Cojawfee posted:

Anyone know if there's any way to find out what other planes were part of a formation? On flight radar, the info was blocked, but on ADSB it's listed as a T-34, but it was a formation of six of them. They sounded great with just six of them, makes me wonder what a huge flight of war birds would have sounded like.

https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ab67cc



Not really, unless they broke up and landed separately somewhere.

Fornax Disaster posted:

I think the second and third planes in that formation are T-6 Texans or Harvards.

:hmmyes:

The wingmen in the leading V, specifically.

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
Looking at it some more I’d say that the left hand wingman in the rear V is probably a T-28 Trojan.

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

Elviscat posted:

The hobby balloons are aluminized mylar, I think, which is about the best thing ever for giving huge radar returns.

Dunno how to feel about the Dystopian near-future where your kid accidents lets go of their birthday balloon, and 10 minutes later it disappears as the sonic boom from the departing F22 rattles your skull.

I watched some birthday balloons go up today, and kept my eye on each one just in case haha

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

hellotoothpaste posted:

I watched some birthday balloons go up today, and kept my eye on each one just in case haha

You laugh but

https://twitter.com/intelwalrus/status/1627471504920158208

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
Korea's kf-21 programme is progressing. First flight of the dual seater variant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6RSzcQC0XY

Pablo Bluth fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Feb 20, 2023

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I had no idea Koreans were doing that (not that follow it super closely). Seems kind of wild that they're rolling their own rather than just jumping on the F-35 bandwagon, but the more the marrier!

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

mobby_6kl posted:

I had no idea Koreans were doing that (not that follow it super closely). Seems kind of wild that they're rolling their own rather than just jumping on the F-35 bandwagon, but the more the marrier!

Domestic arms production seems to be getting bigger and bigger for Korea and given the neighbors and somewhat uh, weird behaviour of the US over the last 20 years I can't really blame them.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
The US won't sell the F-35 to everyone, there's a large amount of ongoing dependency on the US, the design is compromised by being two planes in one, etc. F-35 gets you advanced and tested tech without the R&D cost+risk, but if you think you can deliver something good there's a lot of attraction to doing so.

The US seems to want to treat advanced planes like Hollywood treats movies; rented not bought. Russia is making GBS threads in it's military export industry. Who wants to trust China? European doesn't have any 5th/6th gen fighters at a stage of being sellable. There's a opportunity to squeeze in to the market.

Pablo Bluth fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Feb 20, 2023

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Surely they'd sell the F35 to SK? Considering even Turkey was on the list until Erdo poo poo the bed.

Of course there are reasons to build a domestic plane too, I'm just a bit surprised they went for it considering how complex and expensive developing a 5th gen fighter is.





~symbolism~

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
I was speaking generally. Korea already have 40 F-35As. They're one of a bunch of countries who have experienced the F-35 programme first hand and seem to have decided they don't want to be dependant on the US for the next gen.

UK+Japan+Italy, Korea, Spain+Germany and Turkey are all F-35 operators (or would be in the case of Turkey) who are publicly developing next-gen fighters.

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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


There's no 2-seat F-35 variant so they have to make their own if that's what they want.

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