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Just Another Lurker posted:You need to visit Larne I think I was in Larne when a red-faced man told me he was going to kick my little dog's head in for...being too near him as he walked by (?). I said "no you won't" and indeed, he didn't. Moral of the story: don't go to Larne
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Dead Goon posted:The Starmer Project by Oliver Eagleton is worth a read to get an idea of the poo poo Kieth did as DPP. It's an interesting read and I sent my copy to another goon after reading it, if anyone's keen they might even send it on again. There is a bit of an oopsie moment in it though iirc where Eagleton dismisses the idea of Russia invading Ukraine as fantasy.
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https://twitter.com/Shamaan_SkyNews/status/1626174973327945728 Quite a thread. No ID so not allowed in (after already staying there a few days). So they get HIS luggage from his room and chuck it out too. So no ID but they give him his luggage? Also I hadn't heard about Premier Inn also kicking out a blind woman previously because whoever was on duty said her guide dog was fake.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Also I hadn't heard about Premier Inn also kicking out a blind woman previously because whoever was on duty said her guide dog was fake. "nah bullshit luv I recognise a cat when I see it"
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Legal Advice UK, in which a Brit was selling crypto transaction SaaS without registering with the government and last night discovers all his bank accounts are sat at £-500k and the banks aren't allowed to talk to him https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/113xdf4/bank_accounts_overdrawn_missing_and_suspended/
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Tesseraction posted:Legal Advice UK, in which a Brit was selling crypto transaction SaaS without registering with the government and last night discovers all his bank accounts are sat at £-500k and the banks aren't allowed to talk to him https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/113xdf4/bank_accounts_overdrawn_missing_and_suspended/ Lol, that's when the bank's been informed that there's an active criminal investigation against you and your account's part of it: they're not allowed to tell you; only to say stuff like: "I'm sorry sir, but we can't process your transaction at the current time."
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That post is a “My Crimes” worthy of Sam Bankman Fried lol. He is in a whole world of poo poo
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sebzilla posted:It's an interesting read and I sent my copy to another goon after reading it, if anyone's keen they might even send it on again. In fairness quite a lot of us dismissed the prospect because nobody could be that mad. Never mind starting it in just in time for the Rasputitsa
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That's still probably less than one bedroom per illegitimate child (who will never be invited to stay)
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Failed Imagineer posted:That's still probably less than one bedroom per illegitimate child (who will never be invited to stay) Not a problem, Boris's idea of forever is less than nine months anyway.
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smellmycheese posted:They’re not even in power yet but Kieth is already Krackdown Krazy Yes this explains why kids to crime it's the parents deciding to be bad. Also they generally happen to be from lower income backgrounds but not sure what that has to do with it. Maybe god is punishing them for not being worthy. Yes that sounds right
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"Look at all these pens the tories bought!" *Books flight to Kyiv week after Zelenskyy was in London as leader of opposition with no actual agenda or offering*
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Answers Me posted:Unfortunately for him I think his ‘forever’ home is likely to be significantly further south than the Cotswolds… Pitcairn Islands?
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Answers Me posted:Unfortunately for him I think his ‘forever’ home is likely to be significantly further south than the Cotswolds… The house is apparently in the Wantage constituency, which is very much not in the Cotswolds.
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JEREMEREYREYWQRYERCROMBLINS https://twitter.com/BarnetCouncil/status/1626368485688221701
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Failed Imagineer posted:Pitcairn Islands? I meant hell, but now that I think about I’ll also settle for him living out his Napoleonic fantasies by being dumped in the middle of the ocean
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Diet Crack posted:JEREMEREYREYWQRYERCROMBLINS https://twitter.com/NoahPasternak/status/1626072791253393411?s=20
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Chinese history, but I think the UK Marxism Thread will still find it fascinating: https://twitter.com/pplsartofwar/status/1626361965130969089?s=46&t=TnLC_MCnHmbFYvfU601pQA
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WTF - Octopus have just dropped £200 'alternative fuel payment' into my account! I am all electric and have had the £67pm subsidy (one more month to go) to make up the £400. Pretty sure I'm not entitled to this! Ed On further investigation I found this: quote:From today households across Wales who don’t use mains gas for heating will start receiving £200 towards their energy bills as the Alternative Fuel Payment (AFP) scheme launches. Most will get the £200 AFP automatically as a credit on their electricity bill but some customers will need to apply for the support. Source: https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/cost-of-living/200-alternative-fuel-payment-drop-26167148 I don't use mains gas for heating, I'm all electric! What a nice surprise! Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Feb 17, 2023 |
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Only Kindness posted:Well, congratulations to Ms Caroline Symonds on her new house, I guess. It's not her house. At least it's not her house until the divorce. Which all she has to do for that is invite a friend over, leave the room, and by the time she has come back with Bourbon Creames, she will find her friend and her husband in flagrante delicto.
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sebzilla posted:The house is apparently in the Wantage constituency, which is very much not in the Cotswolds. I imagine it'll be as much his home as your house in skyrim, in that he might occasionally visit it to drop poo poo off but will spend 90% of his time away 'adventuring' [cheating].
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smellmycheese posted:“Shame you’re poor, otherwise I’d sue you” hope this oval office gets stuck waiting in A&E
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Tesseraction posted:hope this oval office gets stuck waiting in A&E I had no idea who he was. Of course he's another nepo baby quote:Stadlen was born to Sir Nicholas Stadlen, a High Court judge, and Frances Stadlen in London. He is the grandson of concert pianist Peter Stadlen and Hedi Stadlen, the activist and musicologist, both Austrian Jews born in Vienna.
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Diet Crack posted:The ground? I mean that's everyone's forever home sooner or later Darth Walrus posted:Chinese history, but I think the UK Marxism Thread will still find it fascinating: It's a shame the China thread is completely dominated by anti-CPC fundamentalists. Fascinating country and I used to like posting there, but anyone who doesn't literally think the communists are actually Nazis gets probed immediately.
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