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What's the worst thing Dana White has ever done? Vote for as many as you want.
This poll is closed.
End sponsorships so fighters are completely dependent on the UFC's pay 62 10.56%
Ban elaborate entrances and custom gear unless you're a company favorite 43 7.33%
Align himself and the UFC with Donald Trump 53 9.03%
Abuse his wife and somehow guilt MMA media for reporting about it 60 10.22%
Go on a homophobic, misogynist rant about Loretta Hunt and play free speech martyr thereafter 48 8.18%
Compare pay-per-view pirates to Osama bin Laden 40 6.81%
Argue so poorly that he somehow made Jake Paul the good guy 46 7.84%
Allow Logan Paul to own the colors Red and Blue 36 6.13%
Create Conor McGregor 36 6.13%
Blackball the entire American Kickboxing Academy until they signed away lifetime likeness rights 49 8.35%
Use Marlon Vera's daughter's medical needs for advertising, then make fans crowdfund it 49 8.35%
Create the Power Slap League 54 9.20%
Post your own and then vote for it 11 1.87%
Total: 84 votes
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chaleski
Apr 25, 2014


loving :lol:

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COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/francis_...00%2Fframe.html

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Someone post a collection of domestic abusers getting owned please.

Add Brandon Schaub too, he looks the type

He's currently in the middle of some poo poo for apparently trying to guilt or force nearly every woman he's ever worked with into loving him including friends of his wife so you're on the right track

it also came out that he pulls his dick out in front of women coworkers in his podcast studio regularly and pisses in the sink while they flee the room but being a sink pisser is just one of many tidbits that have come out from people that have worked with him in the past

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!
lmao what

https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1627099900398936064

cute dog though

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I heard Twitter’s video playback was broken, but that’s way worse than I thought.

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

If you guys aren't watching this poo poo show William Knight is currently getting winded by feinting and not throwing strikes

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Taunting the guy who is out striking you 20-1

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

COPE 27 posted:

If you guys aren't watching this poo poo show William Knight is currently getting winded by feinting and not throwing strikes

COPE 27 posted:

Taunting the guy who is out striking you 20-1

We are in fact watching in, there's even a thread where we're posting about it:

CarlCX posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4024513

GDT for Andrade/Blanchfield is up. Prelims begin in half an hour.

Come join us! :D

edit: oh wait I see you're actually in there too, lmao okay well carry on then

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Yeah I found it eventually

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/NathanMarquardt/status/1627115658222632961?s=20

Anyone know the ad Marquardt is being a homophobe about? I didn't see it and I was watching from the start of the card.

AndyElusive fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Feb 19, 2023

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Nate Shartfart

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Feb 19, 2023

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
#barf #disgusting

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

nate was always kind of a quiet super-evangelical so it's unfortunately not surprising

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
no! not human affection!

mewse
May 2, 2006

Orange Carlisle posted:

He's currently in the middle of some poo poo for apparently trying to guilt or force nearly every woman he's ever worked with into loving him including friends of his wife so you're on the right track

it also came out that he pulls his dick out in front of women coworkers in his podcast studio regularly and pisses in the sink while they flee the room but being a sink pisser is just one of many tidbits that have come out from people that have worked with him in the past

it would be cool if this ended his career but unfortunately he’s too stupid to feel shame

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Orange Carlisle posted:

He's currently in the middle of some poo poo for apparently trying to guilt or force nearly every woman he's ever worked with into loving him including friends of his wife so you're on the right track

it also came out that he pulls his dick out in front of women coworkers in his podcast studio regularly and pisses in the sink while they flee the room but being a sink pisser is just one of many tidbits that have come out from people that have worked with him in the past

Is this all about Schaub? Hard to tell from the phrasing, but lol.

I watched a clip today of Rogan, Callen and Schaub reacting to the Volk decision and at one point Bryan Callen started talking about a Documentary and Schaub goes "Subtitles? I'm out." which gave me a great laugh

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU_-MJSfocY

Official word on the Islam IV situation

TL;DW dan hooker is full of poo poo

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Someone tell Marquardt about the oil dome.

And yeas that post is about brandon "not sure what brain injury youre referring to my man" poo poo

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lid posted:

A Brazilian called out Krav Maga as trash and fought two Krav Maga fighters at the same time to prove it.

https://twitter.com/infymma/status/1626680397688983561?s=46&t=0v57lFJymrg5jX7cAi_DGw

Clearly they were at a disadvantage. Their ability to call a drone strike on Palestinian kids was hampered by the cage.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lid posted:

A Brazilian called out Krav Maga as trash and fought two Krav Maga fighters at the same time to prove it.

https://twitter.com/infymma/status/1626680397688983561?s=46&t=0v57lFJymrg5jX7cAi_DGw

I was wrong on this video and it is not showing what it was presented as.

It was in fact a Spaniard killing two trash Krav Maga people.

Also he's 5-5-0.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

Mekchu posted:

Clearly they were at a disadvantage. Their ability to call a drone strike on Palestinian kids was hampered by the cage.

there's like no way those dudes are israeli, fake martial arts have spread far and wide.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Brut posted:

there's like no way those dudes are israeli, fake martial arts have spread far and wide.

krav maga is like the last of the "so hardcore its banned from the ufc any krav maga fighter will beat any mma fighter" type mysticism, used by the IDF, one touch murder

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


...is he in the walls looking for his dog?

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



it's still as good now, aging like finest wine

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A quote that will never not be funny.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

beep by grandpa posted:

Is this all about Schaub? Hard to tell from the phrasing, but lol.

I watched a clip today of Rogan, Callen and Schaub reacting to the Volk decision and at one point Bryan Callen started talking about a Documentary and Schaub goes "Subtitles? I'm out." which gave me a great laugh

Yeah there was this perfect storm of a bunch of his former coworkers or podcast guests realizing together he made advances on all of them so they started sharing stories - then someone that used to work on his show started putting other stories out there like how he's a habitual sink pisser, has to use 'dick juice' to get hard, etc

he's basically a never ending well of self owns and creep moves

FootballFreak2
Jan 8, 2023

Me to bate marquardt: turn on your monitor

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Orange Carlisle posted:

Yeah there was this perfect storm of a bunch of his former coworkers or podcast guests realizing together he made advances on all of them so they started sharing stories - then someone that used to work on his show started putting other stories out there like how he's a habitual sink pisser, has to use 'dick juice' to get hard, etc

he's basically a never ending well of self owns and creep moves

he also threatened bobby lee over bobby lee's gf/partner at the time not explicitly naming schaub but vaguely referring to him as trying to hit on her on her own podcast and the other guests (all female comics) also said the same stuff. which then blew up more etc.

go figure the guy begging fans for cialis hook ups while on tour is a shitbird.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


real men take boner pills

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

If anybody ever offers me dick juice I will just say no for the first time.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
hey man great show

thanks can you help me get an erection?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Schaub has to ask for boner medicine

Jon Jones is just given random pills from acquaintances

THEY ARE NOT THE SAME!!

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

E: ^ yeah that.

Thinking of the time Jon Jones allegedly crammed a mysterious dick pill in his mouth like an unattended child and that pill just happened to be full of East German roids.

Pwny_Xpress
Nov 17, 2006

WEC Never Die
Hey goons! Good to see punchsports are still alive and well on the SF forums. I learned basically everything I know about MMA watching totally legal streams and reading on these forums. Then college happened, and the UFC watered down their product, and I unplugged

But hey, I bought tickets to see the GOAT, Mighty Mouse, fight in Denver for my first full fledged vacation. Any goons hitting up ONE with me?

P.S. is it cool and acceptable to think DJ is still the best?

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

Speaking of Knight, he's fully Jokerfied after last night's performance.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!

Pwny_Xpress posted:

Hey goons! Good to see punchsports are still alive and well on the SF forums. I learned basically everything I know about MMA watching totally legal streams and reading on these forums. Then college happened, and the UFC watered down their product, and I unplugged

But hey, I bought tickets to see the GOAT, Mighty Mouse, fight in Denver for my first full fledged vacation. Any goons hitting up ONE with me?


Rad, welcome back.

Pwny_Xpress posted:

P.S. is it cool and acceptable to think DJ is still the best?

Hell yeah it is, because he is!

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/NathanMarquardt/status/1627350409999155202?s=20

Nate the Aggressively Straight Denigrate.

AndyElusive fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Feb 20, 2023

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/NathanMarquardt/status/1627364038203015171

Jesus is Coming, for BLOOD

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