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M_Gargantua posted:I think we're getting a second page today? maybe? I hope? Tomorrow, it seems.
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Feb 17, 2023 21:58
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Godsmack starts playing
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Feb 17, 2023 22:07
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Getting Gloranthan JarEel vibes a bit. e: I don't know why, but this specific image jumped into my mind
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Feb 17, 2023 22:13
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This is how boss fights start.
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Feb 17, 2023 22:14
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It's usually a bad idea to pick a fight with the giant man calmly sharpening his sword while surrounded by a mountain of freshly slain warriors.
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Feb 17, 2023 22:19
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I'm guessing this guy has a key.
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Feb 17, 2023 22:27
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Thundarr posted:It's usually a bad idea to pick a fight with the giant man calmly sharpening his sword while surrounded by a mountain of freshly slain warriors. It's a fine plan if you're some kind of cursed/undead thing that can keep retrying the battle to get good enough to win. In fact, in that case you usually don't have much of a choice in the matter It remains to be seen if 2 sword saints have done enough gitting good with their singular fragile lives
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Feb 17, 2023 22:30
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Oh hey Jagganoth how’s it going Are ya winning, son?
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Feb 17, 2023 22:33
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There Bias Two posted:I'm guessing this guy has a key. Ugh, Kingdom Hearts.
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Feb 18, 2023 01:36
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Joe Slowboat posted:Oh hey Jagganoth how’s it going If this is the case I will scream.
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Feb 18, 2023 01:47
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Joe Slowboat posted:Oh hey Jagganoth how’s it going Yup, jaggs totally knew Maya and Incubus before they all got their keys. Dollars to donuts Jaggs doesn't even have his key yet, this is just him being him. I wonder if all the Demi-urges actually knew each other before becoming keymasters, like they were some sort of homicidal Scooby Doo gang who were paid by Mammon.
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Feb 18, 2023 01:55
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Donkringel posted:Yup, jaggs totally knew Maya and Incubus before they all got their keys. Mammon is scooby but cash instead of snacks.
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Feb 18, 2023 02:25
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Donkringel posted:Yup, jaggs totally knew Maya and Incubus before they all got their keys. It would explain how they managed to make their alliance work, if they swore to it before ‘kill the other one and take it’ was an optimal strategy… but I don’t think it was true of all of them. Since Mottom, Jadis, Solomon David and Mammon all have specific origin stories for how they got their keys that didn’t involve any powerful allies. Also, I think Jagganoth probably has a key, though it’s possible this is when he was a corpse soldier but before he killed his master and took his key. Joe Slowboat fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Feb 18, 2023 |
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Feb 18, 2023 03:05
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Glad we finally have closure on who killed all those demons.
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Feb 18, 2023 10:19
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Donkringel posted:Yup, jaggs totally knew Maya and Incubus before they all got their keys. Yeah they did Theyre all veterans of the universal war and theres a page where it says they teamed up with zoss to end it
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Feb 18, 2023 11:48
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But the Universal War specifically started around the time when Zoss hosed off and disappeared, as we were told on the literal previous page.Maya posted:The princes of the world had gone mad. The ruling king had left his throne. The golden vision had faded, and men hungrily fell upon each other.
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Feb 18, 2023 15:02
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Yeah, my understanding is that they ended the war just by teaming up with each other and being the only group left on the field at that point, so they could just seven v one everyone else left. By then attrition had already taken most out.
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Feb 18, 2023 15:11
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I think their point was that Zoss was explicitly not part of the teamup because he started the whole boondoggle by loving off in the first place.
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Feb 18, 2023 15:33
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That too. (I don't think it was actually him vanishing that started it, he just refused to intervene and vanished instead of putting a stop to it. There was a line about him disappearing in the 'early days' of the war)
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Feb 18, 2023 15:39
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MikeJF posted:Yeah, my understanding is that they ended the war just by teaming up with each other and being the only group left on the field at that point, so they could just six v one everyone else left. By then attrition had already taken most out. They were all pretty terrifying at that point - any demiurge still standing had a sizable chunk of keys, and to keep up they’d each have had to wipe out plenty of rivals. But yeah, ironically, what set the Seven apart is then being the demiurges most capable of forming an alliance and carrying it to the end.
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Feb 18, 2023 15:53
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https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1627123599743107074 Have you come to add to the pile?
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Feb 19, 2023 03:00
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Who asked? No wonder they gave this nerd the thinker pose. "oh i forgot what warm bread tastes like" idk maybe leave two dudes alive to bake before killing them?
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Feb 19, 2023 03:07
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He's awfully conversational for a dude who kills 5000 people a day out of habit. Maybe he's just lonely.
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Feb 19, 2023 03:28
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Oh no, we've discovered the true tragedy of Jagganoth. He used to have such great hair.
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Feb 19, 2023 03:35
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Thundarr posted:He's awfully conversational for a dude who kills 5000 people a day out of habit. Maybe he's just lonely. Because they're no threat to him. May as well exchange pleasantries and see what they want.
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Feb 19, 2023 03:41
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"We could both sense the immensity of this man" I mean yeah he's right there in front of you, 15 feet tall at least
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Feb 19, 2023 03:45
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Sight is a sense.
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Feb 19, 2023 04:01
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Thundarr posted:He's awfully conversational for a dude who kills 5000 people a day out of habit. Maybe he's just lonely. what, you never make small talk at work
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Feb 19, 2023 05:18
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They cannot kill this man, for he is already dead.
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Feb 19, 2023 05:24
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ThatBasqueGuy posted:Who asked? No wonder they gave this nerd the thinker pose. "oh i forgot what warm bread tastes like" idk maybe leave two dudes alive to bake before killing them? He's trying to convince them to bake for him.
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Feb 19, 2023 05:51
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Xand_Man posted:"We could both sense the immensity of this man" The Jaggahog projects its own threatening aura. Radio Paranoia fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Feb 19, 2023 |
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Feb 19, 2023 05:53
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I see Abaddon played Elden Ring in between the last time we saw Jagganoth and this moment.
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Feb 19, 2023 06:16
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What’s up with the size of the guy. Did Jagganoth grow up because of sheer dorkness of his nihilism And I now realize how much of a dork he is with the death poetry thing. lmao
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Feb 19, 2023 06:26
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dead gay comedy forums posted:What’s up with the size of the guy. Did Jagganoth grow up because of sheer dorkness of his nihilism It's dorks all the way down.
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Feb 19, 2023 06:35
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dead gay comedy forums posted:What’s up with the size of the guy. Did Jagganoth grow up because of sheer dorkness of his nihilism Maybe! It's a universe where will can override physics, after all! IIRC Abbadon also said that our earth doesn't express the full possibilities of human variation. That's why there are purple people sometimes - that's a human ethnicity we just don't happen to have. (Or maybe I'm misremembering and pulling that out of my rear end)
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Feb 19, 2023 07:04
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Thundarr posted:He's awfully conversational for a dude who kills 5000 people a day out of habit. Maybe he's just lonely.
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Feb 19, 2023 07:14
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SardonicTyrant posted:Jaggs has perversely achieved the perfect detachment of thought required for swordsman by dissociating twenty-four hours a day from all the abuse he's suffered. This appears to be the principle on which the legion of psychologically and spiritually dead super soldiers he belongs to is organized, yeah.
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Feb 19, 2023 07:24
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sometimes a dude is just sixteen feet tall. its one piece rules
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o/ Well I have killed five thousand men And I would kill five thousand more Just to be the man that kills ten thousand men And kicks down God's front door o/
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