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Did you draw that?... You might need help. That’s awful for an adult.
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Tubman sounds too masculine, how bout Tubgirl?
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Feb 18, 2023 00:27
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She called my license plate inscrutable, Liz Lemon! ICU81MI? Hilarious!
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Feb 18, 2023 00:55
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It's not what you think. It's something I need to wear to support my breasts.
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Feb 18, 2023 01:03
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What? This? I was at a costume party earlier this evening And the host's dog attacked me So I had to stab it.
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Feb 18, 2023 01:57
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I take one look at you and all I can ask is… “why?”
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Thundercracker posted:Liz: Ugh the male gaze. Eyes down here, boys. I have breasts, you know?
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Feb 18, 2023 02:12
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I'll have you know I wore sandals this summer. Over socks. In a dream.
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Feb 18, 2023 03:28
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Escobarbarian posted:I finally understand the ending of The Sixth Sense. Those names are the people who worked on the movie! Laughed out loud just reading it
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Oh really? Your ignorance was obvious when you waddled up to me with your thin-lipped mouth full of greasy peasant food and addressed me by my Christian name in front of the gentleman from Fairfield. That’s Fairfield, Connecticut Lemon, GE headquarters. But how would you know that with your nigh 40 years of public education and daytime television viewing? If you ever pull a bush league stunt like that again, I’ll have you writing promos for arena football so fast, it’ll make your inexplicably small head spin.
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Sash! posted:Oh really? Your ignorance was obvious when you waddled up to me with your thin-lipped mouth full of greasy peasant food and addressed me by my Christian name in front of the gentleman from Fairfield. That’s Fairfield, Connecticut Lemon, GE headquarters. But how would you know that with your nigh 40 years of public education and daytime television viewing? If you ever pull a bush league stunt like that again, I’ll have you writing promos for arena football so fast, it’ll make your inexplicably small head spin. Go easy on the pizza!
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Feb 18, 2023 05:36
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I love it up here: it's hot, it's loud, there's no pizza. It's like Miami!
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Feb 18, 2023 08:51
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We'll just solve this ourselves, like that woman on Dateline who tried to solve her sister's murder, then disappeared, but we won't go scuba-diving with the husband
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Feb 18, 2023 13:34
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The Cubans in the south... Very conservative. I had a lot of expensive cigars put out on me in Miami comedy clubs. But central Florida is dominated by Jewish retirees, serial killers, and secretly gay Disney princes, all of whom love Obama.
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How do you do, fellow kids? 
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Feb 18, 2023 17:29
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We say half an hour to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks who think that three hundred dollars and a photo ID gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend!
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Feb 18, 2023 17:51
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You will hand me an envelope predicting my joke about Nag's Head
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Feb 18, 2023 18:09
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This is why I hated my first 2 weeks at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks. No one knew who was the sluttiest. But I showed them. Oh, I showed them all. And when we graduated a week later
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I don't think it's fair for me to be on a jury because I'm a Hologram.
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Escobarbarian posted:We say half an hour to control the herds of walking mozzarella sticks who think that three hundred dollars and a photo ID gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend! If you walk briskly in a pilot’s uniform, you can go pretty much anywhere. I’ve been upstairs at the White House while the Obamas were sleeping.
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Feb 18, 2023 22:19
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In Arizona, 15 grand can buy me a castle and a pillowcase full of meth
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You showed them your boobs didn't you? Only one, it's not the White House.
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twistedmentat posted:You showed them your boobs didn't you? Top front? Lemon, that's your quest quadrant!
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Mr... Wayner-slav? It's pronounced Wiener-slave OK.... Jeffrey
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DrBouvenstein posted:Top front? Lemon, that's your quest quadrant!  quote(And also wrong, Jack.)
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Feb 19, 2023 04:56
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Me want foooooooooooood!!!!
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UGH, MY PERIOD
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Chocolate chocolate chocolate, ACK!!!
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FrumpleOrz posted:Chocolate chocolate chocolate! Ack! Gatto Grigio posted:Chocolate chocolate chocolate, ACK!!! Hope someone got fired for this blunder. Anyway... Liz: Do I look okay? Cerie: That's exactly how you look.
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Feb 19, 2023 20:31
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MY GIRL HAS A FAT NECK -- too sharp. Let's run it again.
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Doc Fission posted:UGH, MY PERIOD I need some clarification: is this the UGH MY PERIOD that makes President Hillary declare war or the one that the lady airline pilot crashes her plane?
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Feb 19, 2023 22:00
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It’s an anagram for Outlaw Sour Tracy! Who told Tracy about anagrams?!
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I am Silas Marymount-Peppercorn. And this is my first wife. Moronica!
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I saw a baby giving another baby a tattoo! THEY WERE BOTH VERY DRUNK!
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I sure do love them french-fried pataters. No you don't, Oprah!
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Did you see what happened here? We turned an argument into an opportunity to become better friends!Divot posted:I sure do love them french-fried pataters. This is the highest number of jokes anyone has ever crammed into four words.
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Liz Lemon, I can't believe they put what you said in the paper! Tracy, this is a Cathy cartoon.
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TV!!! PORNOGRAPHY!!!
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Banjo!
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