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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Luffy?

Or
When you buy your riot shield from wish.com

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
The one piece is real...

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm not much into anime but I'd watch that live action socialist adaptation!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Seeing superhero-playing actors with their between-films "dad bods" somehow failed to prepare me for a police-fighting hero dressed like my dad on holiday in Thailand.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Tuffy

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rq17wnVtY31s1ddrj_720.mp4

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
All those smug kids that got the GI Joe aircraft carrier have finally been put in their place.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


That's insane

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
A true solution to interservice rivalries has arrived! Alert the MICC (military-industrial-congressional complex)!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
"Stick some jet booster flames on the back!"

*wordlessly presses the rocket boost button*

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Getting very concerned about the playset gap rn.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

"Pipi The Barn Owl (Female, b. July, 2020, located in the Czech Republic). Pipi has a gene mutation called Melanism that is 100,000 to one and is an undue development of dark-colored pigment in the skin or its appendages and is the opposite of albinism."

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



I remember my control systems class and holy hell

Sound on

https://i.imgur.com/F36ZR48.mp4

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

ekuNNN posted:


"Pipi The Barn Owl (Female, b. July, 2020, located in the Czech Republic). Pipi has a gene mutation called Melanism that is 100,000 to one and is an undue development of dark-colored pigment in the skin or its appendages and is the opposite of albinism."
Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well that is the most adorable vermin hunting abyss there is :love:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/dox_gay/status/1626514113466667010?t=_kC7PxICqAJtzWAmOjSbRw&s=19

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




The best kind of cock blocking

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rqbiewJgM41r0uzl6.mp4

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




You should see the other gu- oh.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Well that's one way to show all the ladies you're stronger than other guys.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The gently caress is the story there holy poo poo

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They fight by banging heads, and sometimes the antlers get tangled and they get stuck together, presumably yer lad there pulled the other fella's head off before he got the antlers unstuck.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

This is the most metal thing I've seen

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Absolutely wild rear end guess making this up, but...

That's can't possibly be from sparring, can it? I refuse to believe an elk could just rip another elk's head off like that. Even if one of the elk really hosed up and snapped it's neck while butting heads. No way does the other elk tear the head off, nor live long enough for it to rot to the point where it's possible.

Tony Phillip's totally cool guess cause I watched a lot of TV before:

Mr. Bad rear end here sparred a dead as hell body, got it's antlers stuck, and tore an already pretty decomposed head off. Doesn't change him from looking absolutely metal as Hell though.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

I assumed someone found this dude stuck to a dead elk and after being unable to untangle the antlers, cut the dead ones head off to free the live one?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

RCarr posted:

I assumed someone found this dude stuck to a dead elk and cut the dead ones head off to free the live one. The live one ran off before he could untangle them. Maybe?

I'm thinking it's this as well. The part where the head is severed looks way too clean to have been torn off

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
I'm down an unexpected rabbit hole for sure, but this is crazy. No idea about that video in particular, but the metal part is right.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/21/science/locked-horns-antlers-deer-elk.html

"NTY" posted:

“Deer species aren’t well designed to butt heads,” Mr. Petersen said. “When they do, the chances of locking up horns is pretty good. Usually they manage to unlock them, but if they don’t, one or both of those animals is going to die.”

There are several avenues of death for locked cervids, and none of them are pretty, Mr. Cain said. A pair with locked antlers may struggle themselves to death through exhaustion, starvation or dying of thirst. In some cases, animals battling near water can tangle up, fall in and drown each other.

Locked up cervids also make tempting targets for predators like coyotes. If both animals are dead, that is a bonus as far as some predators are concerned — but not necessary.

“You may see locked up bucks where one is dead,” Mr. Cain said, “and the one that’s still alive is watching the dead one be eaten in front of them.”

Not all locked-up deer die, however. Deer that manage to survive this experience are sometimes left with gruesome trophies — the heads of their fallen foes locked onto their own, until they shed their antlers at the end of the rutting season and with it, the unwanted cargo.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That is insanely cool and also p hosed up

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Nature is really hosed up

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Milo and POTUS posted:

That is insanely cool and also p hosed up

I think in a lot of cases when they get stuck they both starve. So in this one, fatty here survived long enough to rip the rotting top off his opponent's corpse?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Male cervids are insanely strong, even more so when rutting. I'd bet that when the loser decayed enough, our boy there could twist and pull enough to remove the whole head. Especially if the loser's body got caught in a tree or fence. I've cut a lot of deer heads off and when you cut through the muscle and connective tissue down to the spine, it only takes a couple twists to disarticulate the head.

That does look like a very clean cut though, I'd expect a bunch of skin hanging.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I'm imagining a horror movie where in addition to having to fight an adversary to death the protagonist has to patiently wait until the corpse is sufficiently decomposed to manage to free themselves.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I've cut a lot of deer heads off

Please tell me you're a butcher or taxidermist. Hunter maybe? Forestry service?

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Ha ha horrifying

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Beachcomber posted:

Please tell me you're a butcher or taxidermist. Hunter maybe? Forestry service?

Jason Voordeer.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Gross

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Is that nougat?

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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

They look like wasps nested in their torsos

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