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Endless Trash posted:I think after that he told me to watch Stargate Atlantis and I ended the conversation with the lie that I would definitely check it out. this is like when picard finally figured out how to talk to darmok guy
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Feb 21, 2023 03:49
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GolfHole posted:this is like when picard finally figured out how to talk to darmok guy the writers of picard have read this post and have now written darmok guy into the show. but its darmok as they remember it, so he can only yell out his name like hes a pokemon
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Beeftweeter posted:the writers of picard have read this post and have now written darmok guy into the show. but its darmok as they remember it, so he can only yell out his name like hes a pokemon Darumaka and Joltik, at Unova.
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"Mr. Picardo, I just want to say I really enjoyed Voyager and I think you were a standout addition to an already stellar cast."
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Beeftweeter posted:the writers of picard have read this post and have now written darmok guy into the show. but its darmok as they remember it, so he can only yell out his name like hes a pokemon Hello, it’s me, Darmok.
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Feb 21, 2023 04:47
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every time darmok is on screen people should be asking "where's jalad?"
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Feb 21, 2023 05:07
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Who's the 70 year old ensign that's playing music with Data in Sarek. Like what the hell whats that guys story.
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Feb 21, 2023 05:09
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Beeftweeter posted:every time darmok is on screen people should be asking "where's jalad?" Studio audience shouts: "AT TANAGRA!!" *canned applause and laughter*
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Feb 21, 2023 05:13
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Ghostlight posted:i herd u watched atlanta it’s beautiful 
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Hollismason posted:Who's the 70 year old ensign that's playing music with Data in Sarek. Like what the hell whats that guys story. lost half his holodeck credits in a divorce, had to keep working, mans a glowing screen of text that has this on it 8 hours a day: 
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It's budget cuts time Bob, and you're losing your Jennifer kink Ghostlight posted:i herd u watched atlanta Good news Bobby, you're get to "act" horny around Jeri
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Beeftweeter posted:the writers of picard have read this post and have now written darmok guy into the show. but its darmok as they remember it, so he can only yell out his name like hes a pokemon Fortunately captain dathon already died in that episode so there’s no possible way for the writers of picard to show him being brutally eviscerated.
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Feb 21, 2023 05:52
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Bismack Billabongo posted:Fortunately captain dathon already died in that episode so there’s no possible way for the writers of picard to show him being brutally eviscerated. If the writers of Picard ever saw a star Trek before in their lives they would be very upset to hear this
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Feb 21, 2023 06:22
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CainFortea posted:If the writers of Picard ever saw a star Trek before in their lives they would be very upset to hear this The writers of Picard may be, but we can't deny that they're very familiar with everything that's come before. They're just bad at using it.
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Hollismason posted:Who's the 70 year old ensign that's playing music with Data in Sarek. Like what the hell whats that guys story. Content, doing what he loves on a spaceship every day.
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Endless Trash posted:I think after that he told me to watch Stargate Atlantis and I ended the conversation with the lie that I would definitely check it out. somehow it makes it even funnier that you lied to picardo's face Hollismason posted:Who's the 70 year old ensign that's playing music with Data in Sarek. Like what the hell whats that guys story. Starfleet doesn't do up-or-out so people can just stay at their level of competence for as long as they want to be in Starfleet, no big deal
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MikeJF posted:The writers of Picard may be, but we can't deny that they're very familiar with everything that's come before. They're just bad at using it. I can absolutely deny that they are very familiar with everything that's come before. Watch!
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Of course they're familiar. Spock, Data, Earl Grey tea, Koybashi maru. See? Now let's get back to the mystery about Picard's tragic upbringing and his Illegitimate lovechild.
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Maybe there's one disgruntled writer sneaking in late at night and adding a bunch of mistakes to the scripts.
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possibly it's been made in code and it actually all make sense if you only watch every second scene or something?
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Also Picard Season 3 got one of the Ex Astris guys (The nice one, Jörg, not the grumpy one, Bernd*) to be their lore expert and credited 'research assistant', which is super cool for him and he seems like an awesome fellow and I'm glad for him, even if most of us don't really like the show itself. *I think if Bernd had to work on Modern Trek he would've self-combusted
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MikeJF posted:Also Picard Season 3 got one of the Ex Astris guys (The nice one, Jörg, not the grumpy one, Bernd*) to be their lore expert and credited 'research assistant', which is super cool for him and he seems like an awesome fellow and I'm glad for him, even if most of us don't really like the show itself. Oh this is indeed cool, and Jörg doesn't seem at all as hateful toward new Trek like Bernd does.
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Feb 21, 2023 09:50
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I hear Stargate Atlantis isn't too bad, just not as good as SG-1.
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Dabir posted:I hear Stargate Atlantis isn't too bad, just not as good as SG-1. To truly enjoy Stargate Atlantis you must also watch A Dog's Breakfast. It even has Christopher Judge, so it counts as an Atlantis/SG-1 crossover movie.
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Cthulu Carl posted:To truly enjoy Stargate Atlantis you must also watch A Dog's Breakfast. It even has Christopher Judge, so it counts as an Atlantis/SG-1 crossover movie. A Dog's Breakfast is a fantastic little film and well worth seeing. 
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Hollismason posted:Who's the 70 year old ensign that's playing music with Data in Sarek. Like what the hell whats that guys story. Ensign Septuagenarian had a full life and rewarding career and after early retirement decided do something he always dreamed about and join Starfleet. He met the minimum standards (which are flexible because you’re dealing with so varying species) and Starfleet has strict anti-ageism policies. He gets to use old skills in new ways and was asked to join a pick up band with senior officers. Life is good.
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Totally. If being an old ensign in starfleet is the same as picking up 3 shifts a week at Walmart then sign me the gently caress up.
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Fed scientists can create artificial organs that do the job just as well as organic ones up to and including parts of your brain. If someone asked for it, they could survive way past 200 on an increasingly artificial body. They're just all brainwashed not to ask for it.
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Didn't Early TNG have a bunch of super old dudes as admirals? Not even like regular old dudes like the ones who got the bug/worm/thing and tried to take over Starfleet, but dudes that they had to cake in bad age makeup like Bones and that admiral or got some anti-aging serum for him and his wife, then chugged it all?
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naem posted:also all medical problems can be solved by waving a glowing light bulb thing over you so they just keep reviving him every couple years when his organs give out after they find him slumped over the console "Is he taking a nap? Nope, looks like Jerry's dead. Again. Get him to medbay, swap out whatever failed for a new one, see if he wants the day off or is good to take his shift tomorrow.
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MikeJF posted:Also Picard Season 3 got one of the Ex Astris guys (The nice one, Jörg, not the grumpy one, Bernd*) to be their lore expert and credited 'research assistant', which is super cool for him and he seems like an awesome fellow and I'm glad for him, even if most of us don't really like the show itself. Yeah I’ve got nothing against anyone who works in the show who isn’t an executive producer. As far as I’m concerned the blame for all its failures rests snugly in their shoes (Patrick Stewart included) and everyone else is just doing the best they can. I imagine even the writers room is probably just fine, it’s just that with Matalas getting final rewrites he turns everything into a waiting game with “big” obvious reveals stretched out over multiple episodes.
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Ensign Grandpa is like one of those dumb Voyager aliens that are born old and de-age into kids over time
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Submitting the B'omar for "Dumbest looking Trek aliens", lmbo. The way the Tellarites looked in TOS was pretty goofy as well.
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Lord of Pie posted:Ensign Grandpa is like one of those dumb Voyager aliens that are born old and de-age into kids over time there is an episode of the animated series about this already, "the counterclock incident"
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Pondex posted:Submitting the B'omar for "Dumbest looking Trek aliens", lmbo. Ah, the terminally wired.
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