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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

I'm not interested in hearing about his final solution to cavities

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Whooping Crabs posted:

I'm not interested in hearing about his final solution to cavities

NEVER get the laughing gas there

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Whooping Crabs posted:

I'm not interested in hearing about his final solution to cavities

Cut sugar intake. eliminate all the juice

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

This news is so old, that the Dr. Gay Hitler's obituary was posted in this thread several times.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

A dentist above a candy shop? Seems suss.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
sorry for reposting Gay Hitler


https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1628086817303015441

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Some high tier pondering going on right there

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
it's so big and round and mysterious

https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1628147350865850368

Ok i've figured out where it came from:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrzjDq3BxYc&t=477s

I would blow Dane Cook has a new favorite as of 04:18 on Feb 22, 2023

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

If that ball starts chasing people, Hidetaka Miyazaki is getting some complaint letters.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

The MSJ posted:

If that ball starts chasing people, Hidetaka Miyazaki is getting some complaint letters.

Well, him or Patrick McGoohan

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

It's a Chinese weather balloon, the skies are no safe place for it right now.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

A metal balloon?

That's so crazy it just might work.

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Its original form was clearly much more stretched out, to allow for lighter-than-air flight. It contracted to its current state to return to the ground.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A lot of things shrink if they're in water too long. Look, it's a fact

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

A lot of things shrink if they're in water too long. Look, it's a fact

Imagine if whales were land creatures :eyepop:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Imagine if whales were land creatures :eyepop:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


:wth:

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

It was the start of an impressively long career in dentistry.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lol

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Skios posted:

It was the start of an impressively long career in dentistry.



His dad was named George Washington Hitler

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1626385304465596422?s=61&t=z5cjP5C-i6CgWLGRNs67Sg

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

*sweating in Junji Ito fan*

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/kathryn_macc/status/1628388968227131392

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

What are you guys giving up for Mark Wahlberg’s 40-day Challenge this year

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

freeedr posted:

What are you guys giving up for Mark Wahlberg’s 40-day Challenge this year

Remembering Mark Wahlberg's existence.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I will erase one Mark Wahlberg from reality each day of the challenge

e: I meant to add "movie" in there but gently caress it, I'm sticking with it

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

I will erase one Mark Wahlberg from reality each day of the challenge

e: I meant to add "movie" in there but gently caress it, I'm sticking with it

Ant-Man 3 credits scene but it's Mark Wahlberg.

Edit: Just remember that every Mark Wahlberg you erase will make the rest stronger.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS





Four newborn elephants of the smallest species have twenty‐seven times as much mass as a large adult corgi.

Even if the meteor were pure irdium, it couldn’t bridge that gap.



I therefore conclude that the author has a particularly fat corgi.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ask Dick Dorkins, he's an expert on this poo poo

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Meanwhile, in NDT’s domain…

https://twitter.com/SPACEdotcom/status/1628425071122432000

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal


lol

One local man told NHK he came to the beach for a run and was surprised at all the attention on the ball because he claims it had been there for a month. "I tried to push it, but it wouldn't budge."

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ball-discovered-beach-in-japan-investigation-hamamatsu-city/

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Platystemon posted:





Four newborn elephants of the smallest species have twenty‐seven times as much mass as a large adult corgi.

Even if the meteor were pure irdium, it couldn’t bridge that gap.



I therefore conclude that the author has a particularly fat corgi.

There’s a cubic nm of neutronium in it

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1627721002133102592

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I'm pretty sure that's just the targeting reticle.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




Dude. Helicopters dude. Invented by Dracula, I swear. Like the most bloodthirsty vehicle of all maan

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

trying to top Action Park’s casualty numbers, but they’ll never do it

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/JamColley/status/1628975461928927236

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