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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

I'm getting a 403 error on that reddit link so here is a rehosted version in case anyone else is.

https://i.imgur.com/p6DpdtM.mp4

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Golden Dragon
Apr 9, 2007

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon
Clearly my google-fu was weak

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I always hated the end of that movie as a child. Beast's reward for being good is he stops being a cool monster and his castle turns all lame?!

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Inceltown posted:

I'm getting a 403 error on that reddit link so here is a rehosted version in case anyone else is.

https://i.imgur.com/p6DpdtM.mp4

quote:

My girlfriend has a fetish where she masturbates after sex. Is this common?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
https://i.imgur.com/UDFoIEy.mp4

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

https://i.imgur.com/aSNLslV.mp4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sound on
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rqbja6NoP51r0uzl6.mp4

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Utterly unrealistic, that isn't what postboxes look like.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


"gently caress, uh John! Where did I put my hair ties? ugh! I'm gonna be late!"

"they're in the corner cabinet, honey"

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:

OwlFancier posted:

Utterly unrealistic, that isn't what postboxes look like.





Post box that was <200 yards from a 3,300 lb fertilizer bomb detonation.

rocket_Magnet has a new favorite as of 00:00 on Feb 20, 2023

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Why didn't they build the whole city out of post boxes then? Seems like it would have been much safer.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

I think I broke two of my toes watching this

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/FZYC2y6.mp4

Peep the wolf in the background.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/oTDozgi.mp4

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/FZYC2y6.mp4

Peep the wolf in the background.

Probably not what one expects when they search bear mud wrestling

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
the joys of dog ownership

the dog loves it too

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The face says no but the tail says maybe.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/RlwFMmQ.mp4

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
I like this version better:

https://i.imgur.com/ey10ddx.mp4

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

drat goats suck at eating tomatoes I want to help them

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

At long last we find the inspiration for that one Lord of the Rings scene.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
On tomorrows video: You'll never believe how much diarrhea a goat can produce.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


No Reverso?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/FZYC2y6.mp4

Peep the wolf in the background.

Look at this and realize that like 20% of men think they could take a bear in a fight.

No you can't. No one can.
They are tanks with knives for fingers and spears for teeth.
They are faster than you and can climb trees like a motherfucker.
If a bear wants you dead, you're loving dead.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
Yeah bears and chimpanzees are the two most terrifying animals. I’d literally rather have to deal with a big shark than either one of those murder machines.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


I'll fight a bear vs a bison any day
I'll lose both but the bear will kill me
The bison will make me wish it did

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Inzombiac posted:

Look at this and realize that like 20% of men think they could take a bear in a fight.

No you can't. No one can.
They are tanks with knives for fingers and spears for teeth.
They are faster than you and can climb trees like a motherfucker.
If a bear wants you dead, you're loving dead.

I think 30% of men think they can fist fight a lion.

Like, I know of one guy who did kill a mountain lion with his bare hands because it attacked him while he was in his back yard (if I remember right, he choked it to death), but lot of men think they can take on a full sized African lion.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

marshmallow creep posted:

I think 30% of men think they can fist fight a lion.

Like, I know of one guy who did kill a mountain lion with his bare hands because it attacked him while he was in his back yard (if I remember right, he choked it to death), but lot of men think they can take on a full sized African lion.

I would love to know how many of those men know they'd be toast and just cannot bring themselves to admit it.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Show weakness in any way? What would the Duke say!?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



He'd say something racist

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Whole lot of loser mentality going on here.

Do I want to fight a grizzly bear? No.

If I have to fight a grizzly bear to live? I'm going to die trying.


Have an unrelated moving picture

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Inzombiac posted:

Look at this and realize that like 20% of men think they could take a bear in a fight.

No you can't. No one can.

The first step in doing something is believing that you can.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Inzombiac posted:

Look at this and realize that like 20% of men think they could take a bear in a fight.

No you can't. No one can.
They are tanks with knives for fingers and spears for teeth.
They are faster than you and can climb trees like a motherfucker.
If a bear wants you dead, you're loving dead.

Eh, I could take them both

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

I’ve done that with a redhead before.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

You ever see a mole’s nose

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


marshmallow creep posted:

Like, I know of one guy who did kill a mountain lion with his bare hands because it attacked him while he was in his back yard (if I remember right, he choked it to death), but lot of men think they can take on a full sized African lion.
This happened in my town a couple years ago (dude was trail running) and he got hosed up. It was a juvenile if I remember right.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Cats know what parts of you are soft and they put sharp things there. It's a pretty good strategy!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I would simply befriend the bear with snacks and love.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Inzombiac posted:

Look at this and realize that like 20% of men think they could take a bear in a fight.

No you can't. No one can.

Uh, I think if Leonardo DiCaprio can fight and kill a Bear with his bear hands (plus a knife and pistol), then me and 30% of me mates can do it no prob!

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

freeedr posted:

You ever see a mole’s nose



what cubist horror is this

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