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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post five words in here.
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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Fuckstick posted:

Smell those flowers….ope…sorry.

Lemme sneeze right past ya

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 16:35
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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Infidel Castro posted:

Lemme sneeze right past ya

Lemme get a spotted cow

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

 Page 550, that's 110 fives!

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



 109,820 words posted through now

* # ? Feb 23, 2023 00:20
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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



 Not counting any cheatin' words

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Page 550, that's 110 fives!

And that is just sad

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Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
 Nothings sad when posting five.

* # ? Feb 23, 2023 00:53
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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 I'd do anything for love

* # ? Feb 23, 2023 03:41
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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 (but I won't do that)

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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

 Paradise by the dashboard light

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Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

 BAD NEWS BEARRRRRS Walter Matthau

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Pair o’ dice? Prefer five.

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

 Song lyyyrics come in fiiiiiives

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Two outta three ain't bad :shrug:

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Two plus three is better

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FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
 Posting on the 550th page.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Getting ready for page 555.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lifting weights. Doing my stretches.

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Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 7 days!)
Posting five, not six, four.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 It's been a long day.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



 I should take 5 off.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Getting a massage later today.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
 Back and shoulder status: hosed

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Still sick, ugh this sucks.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

neato burrito posted:

Still sick, ugh this sucks.

Have you tried getting better?

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Have you tried getting better?

One little trick doctors hate!

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

 I’m a stupid honkey donkey

* # ? Feb 23, 2023 15:05
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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

 Hee haw hee haw motherfucker

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Snuff Melange
May 21, 2021

______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

 Are we still posting five?

* # ? Feb 23, 2023 15:15
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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Snuff Melange posted:

Are we still posting five?

Always!

Never not post Five!

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Snuff Melange posted:

Are we still posting five?

We can post six now

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Snuff Melange
May 21, 2021

______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

 Nice! Five's a good number.

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

We can post six now

Hehe they’ll never even know

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

We can post six now

No thanks, five is good

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



 Maybe five and a half?

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

 posting eleven tenths? hell no!

* # ? Feb 23, 2023 18:40
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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 "jeez louise" is underutilized nowadays.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Back and shoulder status: hosed

Have you tried getting judoed?

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Getting y'rear end wrung by wrasslemen?

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Feb 23, 2023

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Everything snap crackle popping together.

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