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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Oh no, you're not fooling me with one of those shaggy crab stories.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
That's a brush with a growth on it

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Non Compos Mentis posted:

That's a sentient brush with a growth on it

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/emersontung/status/1625157074505150464




Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Almost missed it

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Let the ceremony commence

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rq2jcrmFEV1zyy7cu.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/CrabDay/status/1626432049241530368

A thoughtful crabbo :crab:

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
crebs

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



:prepop: a LARGE pastry??

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Later, shitlords

https://twitter.com/crabspromenade/status/1626595921780948993

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
crab magic!

E;

some sort of banjo kazooie situation going on here

https://twitter.com/WMNH/status/1626759316110991363

Regular Wario fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Feb 18, 2023

naem
May 29, 2011

https://youtu.be/wir7jmefyec

CRANMB

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
this was posted in the wrong thread

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Swilo posted:

this was posted in the wrong thread

I thought they weren't actual crabs :mad:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


crab is a state of mind :crab:

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


mobby_6kl posted:

I thought they weren't actual crabs :mad:
Based on what, taking some taxonomist dork at their word?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Look, do you want to be the one to go up to a crustacean with scuttley legs and two big snoppers, and tell them they're not a crab?

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Look, do you want to be the one to go up to a crustacean with scuttley legs and two big snoppers, and tell them they're not a crab?

Try it with a Coconut crab and they'll snip off your head, then younger coconut crabs will use it as a shell.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/trpender/status/1104561496489644032

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rq04xcExGO1ub2urw.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



⚠️PLEASE RESPECT THE TIP TOP

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
start poo poo, get snipped.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



CrabFactsTM

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1627364066472648704

Also this came up next in the search results, so feel free to enjoy it as well:

https://twitter.com/JacobJanerka/status/1626361025254813699

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019



This little buddy is a devil crab! They collect neurotoxins, notably saxitoxin (paralytic shellfish poisoning) and tetrodotoxin (think blue ring octopus or pufferfish) and so you should NEVER eat them but they are good crab friends and can bedevil me any time :yeeclaw:

Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Feb 24, 2023

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

My wife bought me this crab I don't know what it's for other than this I guess.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
I tried that for its original purpose which is as a spoon holder for pots and pans but it's better this way.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
You’d better put a dollar in that crab’s claws. Workin’ the pole ain’t no joke.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Oh snop, it’s here!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Oh snop, it’s here!



Sweet :craboot:

Did you pick that one, or was it just random?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yee-claw

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


:yeeclaw:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Stay yee claw crab ghost

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KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

I went to a Mardis Gras parade while on a work trip. It was cool as hell bt there were a couple floats particularly appropriate for this thread





I don't know why they are sideways such is the mystery of the snip snop

Awful app LIES

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