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Vandar posted:
Isn't that just that Hugh Jackman Van Helsing movie?
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Feb 22, 2023 02:58
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Iron Crowned posted:Just give me a brand new 80's style sword and sandals movie, that's all I want Why bother when pure cinematic perfection was already achieved almost 40 years ago? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqLsIQ-6rGU
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Feb 22, 2023 04:58
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Multiple planes made into Dungeons and Dragons movies? This is how you get connected universes and multiverses. Do you want more connected universes and multiverses?
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weekly font posted:Multiple planes made into Dungeons and Dragons movies? This is how you get connected universes and multiverses. Do you want more connected universes and multiverses? A second plane has hit the South Dungeon
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Feb 22, 2023 06:33
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/ponysmasher/status/1627881912458182656 Looks like that Rem Lazar remaster blu ray.
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Feb 22, 2023 06:48
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It’s pretty clearly someone filming a tv just based on the audio quality alone.
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Feb 22, 2023 06:51
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I just don’t get why Levi doesn’t act like the kid in the movie
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Feb 22, 2023 07:15
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Neo Rasa posted:Why bother when pure cinematic perfection was already achieved almost 40 years ago? Were there two sets of bodybuilding twins in the late 80s/early 90s? I seem to remember a blonde due in a terrible action movie.
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Feb 22, 2023 08:54
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Were there two sets of bodybuilding twins in the late 80s/early 90s? I seem to remember a blonde due in a terrible action movie. Those same dudes were in several action movies, like the 1992 masterpiece Double Trouble. I can’t find a trailer for some reason, but the entire movie is up on YouTube. Not sure if it’s allowed to link it though. They’re legitimately fun movies though. They’re very clearly having fun making them and they’re not taking it seriously at all, and it’s as if someone cloned Chris Farley and forced them both to become very dumb SoCal bodybuilders. Each take it seems like they’re both right on the edge of breaking and laughing. Their hair, their mannerisms, the way they keep putting these enormous dudes in ridiculous 90s suits and fashion, something about it is just inherently funny.
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Double Trouble is the one I was thinking of but I remembered them having blonde hair for some reason. Also, what the gently caress is that cast?
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Feb 22, 2023 09:20
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The best part is James Doohan showing up for like one scene as a character named Miles O’Brien
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Double Trouble is the one I was thinking of but I remembered them having blonde hair for some reason. Also, what the gently caress is that cast? There’s the Twin Dragons, Canada’s most famous karate-using identical twins who have been featured on Red Letter Media’s Best of the Worst a few times.
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General Ironicus posted:Probably not. Gibnaf?
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finnish inglorious bastards + john wick? I'm in.
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CelticPredator posted:I just don’t get why Levi doesn’t act like the kid in the movie When he transforms into Shazam he gets the “Wisdom of Solomon”. That said he does still act immature because he’s actually a kid.
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Feb 23, 2023 01:50
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He acts like a kid but not THE kid in the film. Billy Batson is a scrappy, jaded cynical kid who’s broken up about being lost, he’s not goofy sand silly.
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He also gets the Courage of Achilles so that probably helps
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Kind of an interesting thing is that the transformation gives Billy a chance to be a kid more than being an actual kid does. He finally has something going on in his life that distracts him from his abandonment, and he takes a genuine interest and has fun with it. I did love the whole montage where Billy and Freddy are using the scientific method to figure out how his powers work and practice with them. It's pretty traditional for a superhero to start out unaware of their full abilities and being comically clumsy wand unable to control their powers, and there's a few ways to play with that which can work very well, but it is fun to see it done that way- both having fun with it and showing genuine interest in learning and trying new things.
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The Lords will be Ringing againquote:Warner Bros. Pictures is revamping the “Lord of the Rings” film franchise. https://variety.com/2023/film/news/lord-of-the-rings-new-movies-warner-bros-1235533672/ Love these vague announcements of franchise movies
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I’d rather they tell stories set in those environments than rehash LOTR or something. Tell new stories. I do want to see epic battles like against Ancaligon that giant rear end dragon and balrogs tho
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Tars Tarkas posted:The Lords will be Ringing again if it's anything like that boring rear end amazon show then lol
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Gatts posted:I’d rather they tell stories set in those environments than rehash LOTR or something. Tell new stories. The new WBD President has said that he wants to mostly push established franchises to get them out of the hole they're in in terms of massive debt, so be prepared for them to just do LOTR over again
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FlamingLiberal posted:I am pretty confident that they are just going to re-do LOTR again Ugh gently caress this merger
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Feb 24, 2023 01:12
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I don't think one single person actually watched the LOTR TV show
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From what I heard nothing really happens, which is kind of a problem for something Amazon spent like a billion dollars on between the rights and the production costs
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well why not posted:I don't think one single person actually watched the LOTR TV show My dad is a huge Tolkien nut and he loved the show.
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They need to make it exciting for today's youth! No more being coy and calling it "pipeweed" or "Old Tobey," or whatever, just straight up show Gandalf and Bilbo hitting fat blunts Explicit romance between Gimli and Legolas Gollum's one of those sad yandere anime waifus now Sauron is played by Jared Leto The Orcs are now those football hooligan Warhammer 40K Orks Frodo says "gently caress"
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Finally, the hardcore gay sex scene between Frodo and Sam, what I've always wanted
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What if, when Frodo first puts on the ring, he quips, "So that just happened!"
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"The Ring cannot be destroyed by mortal hands, it's on the blockchain"
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well why not posted:I don't think one single person actually watched the LOTR TV show It’s….fine. It has problems, it has some great stuff. A real mixed bag. Edit: which is damning with faint praise I suppose. It had potential and squandered it with a few very odd choices.
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"Da spikey boss says we gots to gets the shiny gibbins from da hobbitses, ERE WE GO BOYZ, WAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH"
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Thwomp posted:It’s….fine. It has problems, it has some great stuff. A real mixed bag. yeah, I don't even necessarily think "slow" is the worst complaint you can lodge in a world where you make plans to hang out with someone and they flake on you 4 years later but you're still cool I'd say it's inconsistent in quality though
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GrandpaPants posted:What if, when Frodo first puts on the ring, he quips, "So that just happened!" David Zaslav: "in order to relate to today's teens we will be making this an Isekai where an earth influencer is transported to middle earth where they must influence events to change the course of history"
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Tars Tarkas posted:The Lords will be Ringing again 
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FlamingLiberal posted:
Yeah, sucks but I guess that makes se quote:so be prepared for them to just do LOTR over again Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa No attack on you FL, I am just eternally surprised by the new ways WB explores to gently caress things up.
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David Zaslav has seen the rough cut and decided to delete it forever since it's not good, despite having spent hundreds of millions already
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well why not posted:I don't think one single person actually watched the LOTR TV show Of the top 15 most watched streaming service original shows of 2022, 13 are by Netflix and two are by Amazon. One of them was The Boys and the other was LOTR.
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