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Kaaaaaaarate. Kaaaaaarate. Kaaaaaaaaaarate!
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Are we better off now than we were four years ago? Not me. I now have herpes. And the Dixie mafia is trying to kill me.
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Feb 24, 2023 08:57
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He just blew up that kid!
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Feb 24, 2023 08:57
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When did ol' Bob Dunston swallow all this change?
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Feb 24, 2023 09:47
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I'm gonna go talk to some food about this.
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Feb 24, 2023 12:27
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twistedmentat posted:He just blew up that kid! Later, she gave birth to the devil. You know, sweeps week.
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Feb 24, 2023 15:25
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I said "Time to end the charade and adjust my schedule to buy a new vase."
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Feb 24, 2023 15:45
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Alright Jack, I'll come back. But I still think you shot a dolphin.
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Feb 24, 2023 19:10
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My name is Steve Austin, and if you're blind; I am the wrestler! My name is Steve Austin, and if you're senile; I am the Six Million Dollar Man.
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Feb 24, 2023 21:36
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Yeah I know it's not a house but I live there!
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Feb 24, 2023 23:04
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I poured more cash into Donald's restaurant than my money pit in Connecticut!
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Feb 24, 2023 23:07
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You have a house in Connecticut?
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Feb 24, 2023 23:14
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No I do not!
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Feb 25, 2023 00:01
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Kenneth's a murder, and the Riddler is coming!
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Feb 25, 2023 02:11
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Donald: Hey, Jack! Welcome to Staples. Jack: Uh, why did you choose that name? Donald: Because Staples means “the basics,” and that’s what you’re getting here: food, drinks, fun… Staples! Yeah, we got that. And if that doesn't work I'm going to open a microbrewery/ice cream shop, gonna call it Microsoft!
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Feb 25, 2023 15:08
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I'm going to be constructive here: you should kill yourself.
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Feb 25, 2023 15:22
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if you're ever trying to remember a full quote i made a search engine for this sort of thing -- https://funcooker.fun
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Feb 25, 2023 16:05
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stuart scott posted:if you're ever trying to remember a full quote i made a search engine for this sort of thing -- https://funcooker.fun (Cool website)
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Feb 25, 2023 16:20
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stuart scott posted:if you're ever trying to remember a full quote i made a search engine for this sort of thing -- https://funcooker.fun This is awesome. How'd you get the scripts and time marks?
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Feb 25, 2023 16:21
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stuart scott posted:if you're ever trying to remember a full quote i made a search engine for this sort of thing -- https://funcooker.fun Yes, I found it in my favorite website: stopshowingoffstuart.scott (Love the website)
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Feb 25, 2023 16:26
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stuart scott posted:if you're ever trying to remember a full quote i made a search engine for this sort of thing -- https://funcooker.fun You are the best. I love this.
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Feb 25, 2023 16:33
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Here comes the funcooker.fun!
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Feb 25, 2023 16:47
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stuart scott posted:if you're ever trying to remember a full quote i made a search engine for this sort of thing -- https://funcooker.fun Oh fantastic!
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Feb 25, 2023 19:48
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In order to save this network, I have to destroy it. Just like BP did when they heroically tried to lubricate the Gulf of Mexico.
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Feb 25, 2023 20:30
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Lemon, let me tell you a little story. It was 1994, and I was ice climbing when I fell into a crevasse and hurt my leg. There was only one way out, so fighting every natural instinct I have, I did the thing I hated the most. I climbed down into the darkness. And when I came back to camp, I went to the person who cut my line and said, "Connie Chung, you did the right thing."
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Feb 25, 2023 21:03
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I'm D'Fwan and I just want to be accepted for who I am: a sexual maniac.
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Feb 25, 2023 23:24
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NVTrainee posted:I'm D'Fwan and I just want to be accepted for who I am: a sexual maniac. God, I forgot John Mcenroe was in this show
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Feb 26, 2023 00:52
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Why isn't there any good art in here?!
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Feb 26, 2023 00:54
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Of course, take off my bald cap. Not put on my wig.
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Feb 26, 2023 01:43
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I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. Wait... what was the question?
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Feb 26, 2023 01:45
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Oh, not again. That was my last ungashed painting.
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Feb 26, 2023 08:13
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That dude did it!
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Feb 26, 2023 17:22
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Deer God, thank you for this venison. Onion God, thank you for these onions. Carrot God, thank you for the carrots.
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Feb 26, 2023 17:27
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You're in the Cash Cab. It's a TV game show that takes place right here in my taxi. Explain the rules.
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Feb 26, 2023 19:38
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Well, I should go. I've got to scrape the icicles off the gutters. I'm tired of waking up to a porch full of dead squirrels. God, I miss Boston.
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Coquito Ergo Sum posted:You're in the Cash Cab. It's a TV game show that takes place right here in my taxi. She is an Orca, Benjamin. FYI, they're very difficult to keep in a home aquarium.
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Feb 26, 2023 20:01
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Precambrian posted:She is an Orca, Benjamin. The capital of the United Arab Emirates is Abu Dhabi. I know that because if I go back there, I'll be executed. The Cash Cab is my favorite Tracy bit.
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Feb 26, 2023 21:54
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:That dude did it! I don't like that dude. I don't like that dude.
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Feb 26, 2023 23:03
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What do we want? To get your sandwiches! When do we want it? Whenever would be convenient for you!
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Five inches, but it's thick.
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