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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Don't know what would be creepier, keeping the actual dead M&M or having one look cheerier with its eyes open but then knowing it will spend eternity underneath the Earth, staring up into the eternal darkness unblinking.

e:

Waffle! posted:

"Quarantine" had the premise of some kind of super-rabies. It wasn't airborne though. It was one of those movies that gave away the ending in the trailer, so it could have been better. Maybe the "Rec" series it was based on expanded it, but I haven't seen them.

The first 2 [REC] movies are pretty self contained zombie / demonic possession flicks, and pretty good ones that that. From there on the franchise gets weird.

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Feb 25, 2023

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

This just gets worse the longer you look

Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Feb 25, 2023

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:



CNN posted:

This Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet

Want to send your faraway lover a kiss? A Chinese contraption with warm, moving silicon “lips” appears to have just the answer.

The device, advertised as a way to let long-distance couples share “real” physical intimacy, is causing a buzz among Chinese social media users, who have reacted with both intrigue and shock.

Equipped with pressure sensors and actuators, the device is said to be able to mimic a real kiss by replicating the pressure, movement and temperature of a user’s lips.

Along with the kissing motion, it can also transmit the sound the user makes.

https://twitter.com/tongbingxue/status/1628311217692643328?lang=en

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's a machine that lets me very expensively and very well enounciatedly say "gently caress you" to deserving people over the internet, with articulated precision, if I have anything to say about it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Think about it. You pay a hundred bucks, and have that thing shipped to some dipshit, and when they open it it says "gently caress you elon".

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Then it either disintegrates, or repeats itself every idk 15s so. Idk what's funnier.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

How many people have put their dick in there?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

wesleywillis posted:

How many people have put their dick in there?

That thing looks like it would pinch hell out of your dingus.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Like, blood blister status

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



wesleywillis posted:

How many people have put their dick in there?

The question is: who will actually use this for the described purpose, and not stick a body part in it?

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Literally A Person posted:

That thing looks like it would pinch hell out of your dingus.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Well? Are they any good at Smash Bros?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

The Lone Badger posted:

Well? Are they any good at Smash Bros?

I know I want to smash them, brother.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8UGhbhY.mp4

Mushroom isn't poisonous, just bitter.
It's spelt "biter".

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Raspberry Bang
Feb 14, 2007



Blessed if it makes my poo poo sparkle.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


We have such sights to show you.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1629538776111280130

TheAlmightyFrog
Oct 7, 2007

squeeeak

If Age of Empires taught me anything he'll have that house fixed up in no time.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



TheAlmightyFrog posted:

If Age of Empires taught me anything he'll have that house fixed up in no time.

:golfclap:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Automatic Slim posted:

We have such sights to show you.

There is a secret song at the center of the world and its sound is like bungee cords snapping you in the nuts

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


Jfc

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Yeah, I know. Imagine crying over a xbox.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Surely he still has his ps5

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug

Please don't post screenshots of my Jira

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Edit: gently caress! Fell for the obvious plant logo

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


I tried the Peepsi, and it's every bit as gross as you think it is. Cinnamon Pepsi was better than this.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/evanewashington/status/1629547021731508225?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

They should add Alec Baldwin to the cast and solve a problem

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Yeah that's uh definitely cursed.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006





I started to think I hate this with every fiber of my being.

Then I decided it’s perfect.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Bar Ran Dun posted:

I started to think I hate this with every fiber of my being.

Then I decided it’s perfect.

Spot on casting, for however you'd like to interpret that.

e:
Though I do appreciate them using the picture from that old image macro we're all thinking of.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Let's see who they cast for Tom B's hot wife.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

I had a friend who refused to see the rest of the LOTR films expressly because they left Tom Bombadil out of FOTR.

I do not know if, for him, this is the best possible news or the worst possible news.

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Blue Moonlight posted:

I had a friend who refused to see the rest of the LOTR films expressly because they left Tom Bombadil out of FOTR.

I do not know if, for him, this is the best possible news or the worst possible news.

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