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Microplastics posted:I guess UTIs can't spread as far if couples are only loving each other and not having affairs / doing polycule poo poo Well they're UTIs, not STIs. All you need is an unwashed willy and you're in trouble
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Well I for one am never shaking a hand again anyway. Covid gave me the excuse to give it up and I'm clinging to it
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I fully expect “I’ll wipe my hands on my jeans/penis” to be the central misunderstanding in an episode of the Fawlty Towers reboot.
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Feb 27, 2023 15:05
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Denim penis. Jeanis
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All these idiots leaving the house without their emergency terrycloth cocksleeves on are really telling on themselves
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Always wash your hands both before and after, you have a better record of what your genitals have been touching than of your hands.The Wicked ZOGA posted:Denim penis. Jeanis
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Guavanaut posted:Always wash your hands both before and after, you have a better record of what your genitals have been touching than of your hands.
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Feb 27, 2023 15:14
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Sophie really seems to get the poo poo end of the stick a lot.
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Feb 27, 2023 15:14
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This could all be solved if we had those urban street piss-trumpets that NJAN99 was advocating
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OwlFancier posted:Sophie really seems to get the poo poo end of the stick a lot. Definitely a common way of getting a UTI
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Failed Imagineer posted:urban street piss-trumpets
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Cockfosters heh
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TACD posted:I fully expect “I’ll wipe my hands on my jeans/penis” to be the central misunderstanding in an episode of the Fawlty Towers reboot.
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Feb 27, 2023 15:21
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I'm the gammon rage about the head of the EU popping in to see the UK chief-of-state
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Manic Street Pisstrumpets
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Manic Street Pisstrumpets ey theres something I haven't thought about in a decade plus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQPZ-Rn3pas&t=30s
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keep reading VDL as VDV, and my brain thinks “omg, sunak is trying to bump off charlie making him fight russian paratroopers“
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Jel Shaker posted:keep reading VDL as VDV, and my brain thinks “omg, sunak is trying to bump off charlie making him fight russian paratroopers“ I see VDV & think of the former Ajax & Hamburg playmaker Rafael van der Vaart
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Failed Imagineer posted:Well they're UTIs, not STIs. All you need is an unwashed willy and you're in trouble
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Feb 27, 2023 15:50
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Also means you can't piss normally without hallucinating threats and writing to the home secretary.
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Please no more trans people I will contact Home Secretary if you do not stop Thsnks
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charles meeting “VDL” is also quite interesting because it’s a modern day monarch meeting the distant daughter of southern anglo planters from the US, but now the head of the britains enemy it could be a long term Manchurian candidate type situation, charles activating agent VDL to “get brexit done”
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Failed Imagineer posted:Because people were having less sex Friend who is a gp practice manager said cases of cystitis plummeted during COVID restrictions and emphasis on hand washing and started climbing rapidly when things started to relax. Yuck.
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Charles II planting anglos: Haha gently caress yeah!!! Yes!! Charles III reaping having to negotiate with them: Well this loving sucks. What the gently caress.
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Jel Shaker posted:keep reading VDL as VDV, and my brain thinks “omg, sunak is trying to bump off charlie making him fight russian paratroopers“ Don't worry, the real VDV died last year and their replacements only have the name and shoulder patch in common.
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EU to readmit U.K. to horizon science research programme.
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Everything's fixed https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1630249267762806786
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Can't believe all the pets have been fixed
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solidarity to our northern irish comrades who were arrested for 10 potato, sausage, and chilled meats
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Microplastics posted:Can't believe all the pets have been fixed Not sure about the medicines either TBH. Feels like NI has already had quite enough pricks.
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So what's this new framework then? Is the cold clammy hands of Brussels tightening around the throat of the English rose again?
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Is the King's ritual purity now sullied by breathing the same air as the unclean continentals? Doesn't he technically give his consent to anything done by the government anyway?
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Apparently Corbster is a Putin shill for pronouncing the capital of Ukraine the way everyone in the UK has since they were born - k-ye-v. Having never heard any alternative pronunciation I found a YouTube vid on how to say it and apparently it's kreev? https://youtu.be/-5wqzS0mDK0
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I thought it was Keev, and we were wrong to pronounce it Keyev for all these years?
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Everybody very conspicuously started trying to pronounce it the ukrainian way after the war started, with varying degrees of success.
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What was the supermarket who changed their own brand Chicken Kievs to Chicken Kyiv? Very respectful.
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