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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Crusty Nutsack posted:



coming soon to a flip listing near you

hideous

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


not only that but also impractical

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Crusty Nutsack posted:



coming soon to a flip listing near you

MORE BARN DOORS

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Something similar here happened on the north side here, airbnb party house turned into the scene of a mass shooting because one guy accidentally discharged his gun into the ceiling and every good-guy-with-a-gun there pulled theirs out too and started blasting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e6IKG2Xxzw

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1628937887667347457?s=20

quote:

Attorney Ken Kumayama and his wife, Hiromi Kumayama, were on a mission to finally buy a house in the San Francisco Bay Area. Serial renters in towns around San Francisco since 2010, they jumped into the market in earnest in 2022 but quickly got outbid on several homes, including one in Atherton that was asking $5 million and ultimately sold for $6.5 million, said Mr. Kumayama, 44. Then over the summer, the market turned in their favor.

Mr. Kumayama said he and his wife, 46, a homemaker, homed in on a nearly $5 million house in Los Altos, an affluent city between San Francisco and San Jose, that had been sitting on the market for about a month. Knowing the sellers had already moved to Florida, Mr. Kumayama said they offered $4.58 million with no contingencies

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


newspapers are just things rich people read it seems

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Lmso

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



You’ve worked with these people, right

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
The wealthy still have too much money but they can't touch them for ideological reasons so we will have to suffer sky high housing prices and the media being totally befuddled at what is going on

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Atherton is probably the most expensive place in America to buy a detached house and their framing is something else

SideEffectShit
Oct 10, 2022

by Pragmatica

Crusty Nutsack posted:



coming soon to a flip listing near you

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

quote:

Andrea Adelmann also opted to sell her late parents’ circa-1965 house in Los Altos this fall rather than see if prices would rebound. Ms. Adelmann, 58, founder and CFO of an independent nonprofit school in San Mateo, said the roughly 4,000-square-foot home was appraised for $3.5 million when her father died in 2016. It was later appraised for $5.7 million when her mother died in April 2022. But the market cooled by October when Ms. Adelmann, who lives on the East Coast, was ready to sell.

She said her agent, Mr. Gowdy, advised her to list for an amount she would be happy with. She did—and the house sold for its asking price of $5.3 million in December. Should she have listed it sooner? “Shoulda, coulda, woulda,” Ms. Adelmann said. In the end, she said the price was “fair and reasonable,” especially considering her parents paid $115,000 in 1970.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Lol. Ahhhhghhghjhnbhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin




just throw a 9 on the price, itll be fine

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
lol found this on a listing


quote:

Great single-family home or investment property (currently professionally managed/rented at $3000/mo).


another

quote:

This is a great investment for a first-time homebuyer, or individual to capitalize on this fantastic opportunity and turn-key investment!!

Twerk from Home
Jan 17, 2009

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.
Lmao at the mega-developments in the exurbs of Jacksonville, FL:

https://twitter.com/m3_melody/status/1628383066648461318

This is where the bust is actually going to produce cheap housing. lovely tract homes outside of the bad cities in Florida.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

A Bakers Cousin posted:





just throw a 9 on the price, itll be fine

link?

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3054-11th-St-Boulder-CO-80304/13179246_zpid/

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Twerk from Home posted:

Lmao at the mega-developments in the exurbs of Jacksonville, FL:

https://twitter.com/m3_melody/status/1628383066648461318

This is where the bust is actually going to produce cheap housing. lovely tract homes outside of the bad cities in Florida.

Relocating massive amounts of people to Florida in the face of climate change is really an example of the long term efficiencies that markets create

SideEffectShit
Oct 10, 2022

by Pragmatica

Twerk from Home posted:

Lmao at the mega-developments in the exurbs of Jacksonville, FL:

https://twitter.com/m3_melody/status/1628383066648461318

This is where the bust is actually going to produce cheap housing. lovely tract homes outside of the bad cities in Florida.

Loven how the black dirt, grass, driveway, walkway to the front door are all optional upgrades

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Florida has always had large empty tracts of developments. Just crazy assed huge swaths of flat lots sitting a ready to go all across the state. that’s been the case for half a century almost.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


went to look at a 3br house today, it's basically subdivided into three separate bedrooms + bathrooms with shared common areas and three couples were living there. the future of housing!!

It was built in the 1890s and they want $350K for it. The back wall of the house is starting to separate from the rest of it.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The back wall of the house is starting to separate from the rest of it.

the one with a chimney ready to fall off I posted about six or seven months ago sold for almost 700. crack was like 20’ and obvious. it also had no heat. Heat was a box fan next to a basement fireplace pointed at a duct. lol our realtors at the time dropped us because we refused to offer on it. The second story deck wasn’t attached to the house either.

healthy market. I’m so glad I’m not looking anymore.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

didn't read the story, just laughed at the pic & hed.



it does have an ocean view, tho.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




some of those are old mobiles too that flat roofsone might be pre HUD plate mobiles.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

U.S. man dies from stroke days after realtor found him but didn’t call for help

quote:

A US family has demanded an investigation after its patriarch reportedly died within days of having a stroke in his home and being found but left on the floor by a real estate agent who never called anyone for help.

Loved ones of the dead man – 69-year-old Randy Vaughan of North Carolina – are raising questions about whether the realtor should have been expected to do more. The state agency that oversees realtors in North Carolina has indicated it is opening an inquiry into the case and is scheduling interviews with Vaughan’s family about his death, the Winston-Salem Journal newspaper reported Friday.

***

Local sheriff’s office deputies found his truck outside the home, and after using a lockbox code to go inside, they found Randy Vaughan on the ground unresponsive, the Journal reported. Doctors determined that he’d had a stroke, and they took him by helicopter to a hospital in North Carolina.

Things for his family got even worse when they learned from a realtor who was working with Vaughan to sell the house that another agent had been to his place on 13 February to show it to a client. In an online feedback form, that agent described seeing a disrobed Vaughan on the floor and fearing that he was possibly dead. But, after hearing Vaughan groan, the agent speculated that perhaps he had too much to drink while watching the Super Bowl the previous night, and she simply left – without calling for emergency medical help – after she asked if he was OK and got no answer.

“I didn’t want him waking up to me standing over him!” wrote the agent, identified as Ellen-Nora Deese, according to the Journal.

After doctors informed Vaughan’s relatives that he had suffered multiple strokes and developed pneumonia, they opted to move him into hospice care this past Monday. He died Wednesday afternoon, not long after having retired from a career in the heating and air industry, the Journal reported.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003




Yes, that is a burned-out husk in Pittsburgh.

Orvin
Sep 9, 2006




Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:



Yes, that is a burned-out husk in Pittsburgh.

It’s an “affordable” burned out husk. Not one of those expensive burned out husks only investment buyers are looking at.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

A Bakers Cousin posted:

lol found this on a listing

another

Why are you shocked? Every middle class person is being told the having a good career and owning a house is no longer a path to building wealth, now you have to landlord on top of that.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
I just purchased it and will stage a forums fight club there. First bout? PFC vs. Action Jackson.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


WaryWarren posted:

I just purchased it and will stage a forums fight club there. First bout? PFC vs. Action Jackson.

I'd annihilate him in record time.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003




sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

you trip on the stairs and your hand hits the hot stove or knocks over hot liquid and now your got a real hazard.

when we looked for houses we made sure there were counters on both sides of the oven because we saw plenty just put in the open or just one side .

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
Probably the shittiest place I ever lived had an "open concept" kitchen/dining room that was really where they took out a wall between a bedroom and a galley kitchen. Lone strip of counter bookended by a fridge and range. Dishwasher and a washing machine also in this room just kind of free standing (dryer was in an out building lol)

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Willa Rogers posted:

U.S. man dies from stroke days after realtor found him but didn’t call for help

Let's be fair, if she called 911 and he turned out to be fine he would've sued her for the thousands of dollars in unnecessary medical billing she caused him.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Pittsburgh is the land of plenty

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Ornery and Hornery posted:

Pittsburgh is the land of plenty

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020


Pittsburgh was the land of plenty

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

recent price cut!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/123-W-Clark-St-East-Palestine-OH-44413/33281425_zpid/

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Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Adjectivist Philosophy posted:

Probably the shittiest place I ever lived had an "open concept" kitchen/dining room that was really where they took out a wall between a bedroom and a galley kitchen. Lone strip of counter bookended by a fridge and range. Dishwasher and a washing machine also in this room just kind of free standing (dryer was in an out building lol)

I lived in an "open concept" too, back then it was called a "studio"

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